🐮 Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

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Anaiah Carlson powiedział(a):
VID_20230830_195308019.mp4
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VID_20230830_195344198.mp4
Heres some videos of me walking home from work. Taken 10 minutes ago
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I'm not going to lie to you. You're not ugly. Well, I mean, how you present yourself is, but like the building material itself is workable.
Why do you refuse grooming and products? You're walking home from work and you look like a wet, deformed wookie.
Go to a barber and ask them to sculpt and style your beard. Comb your hair, and wear it in a tight ponytail or manbun if you don't mind people rolling their eyes at you, if it's long enough. The wild hair shooting out everywhere works in two cases: children and homeless.

Do these things and report back. I promise if you listen to people that get laid, we can get you slaying puss and never getting a second date because you're a deplorable person towards women.
 
Iamfrigide powiedział(a):
I'm not going to lie to you. You're not ugly. Well, I mean, how you present yourself is, but like the building material itself is workable.
Why do you refuse grooming and products? You're walking home from work and you look like a wet, deformed wookie.
Go to a barber and ask them to sculpt and style your beard. Comb your hair, and wear it in a tight ponytail or manbun if you don't mind people rolling their eyes at you, if it's long enough. The wild hair shooting out everywhere works in two cases: children and homeless.

Do these things and report back. I promise if you listen to people that get laid, we can get you slaying puss and never getting a second date because you're a deplorable person towards women.
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I actually wet my face and hair in the bathroom sink at work shortly before making the video. But yea my hair is scraggly. Right now there is a coworker i like that I have great chemistry with and I dont think i need any advice on wooing her. Seems to be going ok so far. Havent gone out yet but I think she likes me and im going to ask her to see a movie with me soon. If she says yes ill report back the update. I dont groom myself to look nice because I feel its vain and I dont want to worry what other people think about my appearance. Part of me wants to look nice but another part of me thinks the effort is a waste of time and just serves no real purpose. Every now and then I try to trim my beard and thats basically it.

I might try to grow it out long again im not sure though. I have had a couple people at work tell me i should make myself look nice instead of looking dirty and messy.
 
Anaiah Carlson powiedział(a):
I actually wet my face and hair in the bathroom sink at work shortly before making the video. But yea my hair is scraggly. Right now there is a coworker i like that I have great chemistry with and I dont think i need any advice on wooing her. Seems to be going ok so far. Havent gone out yet but I think she likes me and im going to ask her to see a movie with me soon. If she says yes ill report back the update. I dont groom myself to look nice because I feel its vain and I dont want to worry what other people think about my appearance. Part of me wants to look nice but another part of me thinks the effort is a waste of time and just serves no real purpose. Every now and then I try to trim my beard and thats basically it.

I might try to grow it out long again im not sure though. I have had a couple people at work tell me i should make myself look nice instead of looking dirty and messy.
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I mean I've heard all these arguments before, its a personal choice. But you obviously know looking like you're a homeless dude that scrounges for food behind the Denny's is going to cost you respect from people in general, and sexual appeal from women and fags (though there are always people that want a fixer upper, but honestly stay away from people that think they can fix you - their idea of who you are isn't what your idea of who you are is). Looking 'nice' is *****technically***** a vanity, yes, but I mean, it's just part of being an adult in a first world society. Do -you- go out of your way to deal with disheveled people? or do you prefer people that put a little fucking effort into themselves and look at least presentable? I'll just point out that the prevailing thoughts about looking like you do or worse is that people think you are mentally unstable, or simply can't be bothered, both negatives. I get the feeling this coworker you've got a rock solid cock for doesn't walk around looking like she hasn't showered in a few weeks, know what I'm saying?

Actually, as an afterthought, if you want to look ugly on purpose, you can embrace punk culture. Do it up, yo.
 
Iamfrigide powiedział(a):
I mean I've heard all these arguments before, its a personal choice. But you obviously know looking like you're a homeless dude that scrounges for food behind the Denny's is going to cost you respect from people in general, and sexual appeal from women and fags (though there are always people that want a fixer upper, but honestly stay away from people that think they can fix you - their idea of who you are isn't what your idea of who you are is). Looking 'nice' is *****technically***** a vanity, yes, but I mean, it's just part of being an adult in a first world society. Do -you- go out of your way to deal with disheveled people? or do you prefer people that put a little fucking effort into themselves and look at least presentable? I'll just point out that the prevailing thoughts about looking like you do or worse is that people think you are mentally unstable, or simply can't be bothered, both negatives. I get the feeling this coworker you've got a rock solid cock for doesn't walk around looking like she hasn't showered in a few weeks, know what I'm saying?

Actually, as an afterthought, if you want to look ugly on purpose, you can embrace punk culture. Do it up, yo.
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None of this will matter when he gets his government appointed Haram
 
Anaiah Carlson powiedział(a):
I was thinking more like here is my sperm sample random woman. Use this and once the pregnancy is complete you get the money. There'd be partial payments throughout. Id make sure the person was well compensated. Id get the dna tested of the baby to ensure its mine. Will not be raising someone elses kid.
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Commercial surrogacy really should be illegal. It's pretty degrading to human dignity.
 
Marvin powiedział(a):
Commercial surrogacy really should be illegal. It's pretty degrading to human dignity.
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How is it degrading? It allows people to have families who otherwise cant. For example if a man is married to a woman who cant have kids, they can have another woman give him a child without the relationship being severed and instead of having sex with another, only a sperm sample is given for them to self administer. . Conversely if a man cant have kids, his wife can have another man give her a child without the relationship being severed. Its a win win scenario for everyone involved.
 
Anaiah Carlson powiedział(a):
How is it degrading? It allows people to have families who otherwise cant. For example if a man is married to a woman who cant have kids, they can have another woman give him a child without the relationship being severed and instead of having sex with another, only a sperm sample is given for them to self administer. . Conversely if a man cant have kids, his wife can have another man give her a child without the relationship being severed. Its a win win scenario for everyone involved.
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Love how in your mind the act of creating, gestating, and giving birth is all centered around the man.
 
Anaiah Carlson powiedział(a):
How is it degrading? It allows people to have families who otherwise cant. For example if a man is married to a woman who cant have kids, they can have another woman give him a child without the relationship being severed and instead of having sex with another, only a sperm sample is given for them to self administer. . Conversely if a man cant have kids, his wife can have another man give her a child without the relationship being severed. Its a win win scenario for everyone involved.
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It's degrading for the surrogate at the very least, but also buying human beings, over which surrogacy is a very thin veneer, is degrading to the dignity of the child and the general process of human reproduction.

It's disturbing you didn't think of the surrogate. I can't tell if this is a dumb joke on your part or not.
 
Baby Yoda powiedział(a):
If your coworker likes you back will you ask her to lick your butthole like you asked Lindsey Bodker to suck your asshole?
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Na probably not. My coworker is a sweet innocent girl not gonna corrupt with gross stuff. And also its not that enjoyable to me like i had thought it would be. Now id definitely would want to try some spit play.
 
Anaiah Carlson powiedział(a):
Na probably not. My coworker is a sweet innocent girl not gonna corrupt with gross stuff. And also its not that enjoyable to me like i had thought it would be. Now id definitely would want to try some spit play.
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Her spitting on you, like the fucking degenerate worm you are. Right?
 
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