🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[moocow]

I've always considered gambling social. You do it with someone you know or a whole group.

100% this. Low-stakes craps is a fucking blast if you've got all your friends at one table. The casinos are all too happy to keep the liquor flowing for "free" even if you're hogging the entire table because a busy, loud and boisterous table game is probably the best advertising the house can get to lure people in (and craps jams a dozen happy idiots around a single game).

I wonder if they tweak individual algorithms? Would it even be worth it?

They can, and I wouldn't be surprised if a few have tried. I can't imagine it'd really be worth it though. Look at this dipshit and how fast he loses his money making absurdly stupid bets and playing games like Blackjack so horribly. There's no point in rigging the game. He's ready to lose anyway. Getting caught actually rigging the game would pretty much kill an online casino overnight. Even an impression of "unfairness" scares people away.

 

[Watcher]

I've always considered gambling social. You do it with someone you know or a whole group.

It's best to cut the house out of the equation altogether and gamble in a more private setting altogether. Like Poker for example is best played with friends and losing money to your friends is a much more easy to stomach prospect than losing it to a billion dollar corporation.

 

[inception_state]

IRL casinos have been known to hire behavioral psychologists to design their games/buildings in a way that suckers in as many people as possible. Not sure if this is actually happening but developing a "profile" of each user's habits (how they react to losses/winnings, when they're the most likely to bet large sums, what usually makes them stop gaming, etc), then adjusting the outcomes of these games based on what the algorithm thinks will make the user lose the most money sounds like something they'd do.
Or they could just outright rig it in a way that makes losing more likely if you've bet larger sums.

IRL casinos at least have some oversight where they usually have to submit their design and algorithms to an oversight body. In Vegas, that's the Nevada Gaming Commission. So with a slot machine, you know that the odds are bad but at least they are fixed and deterministic.

With online gambling, it's just a black box. They can push an update and change things server-side, they can make the odds a function of the player, the time of day, the user's location... They are just trying to design the optimal Skinner box to separate a fool from his money. There are no regulations and no limits for an online gambling company operating in a legal gray zone outside the US.

 

[dumbledore]

With online gambling, it's just a black box. They can push an update and change things server-side, they can make the odds a function of the player, the time of day, the user's location... They are just trying to design the optimal Skinner box to separate a fool from his money. There are no regulations and no limits for an online gambling company operating in a legal gray zone outside the US.

Stake house games have provability fair system, you can mathematically verify fairness. Nothing special, many others do that for a very long time.
They don't have a business in rigging, at the end of the day - house always wins.

https://stakecommunity.com/topic/7293-bet-verification-provably-fair/

 

[Watcher]

IRL casinos at least have some oversight where they usually have to submit their design and algorithms to an oversight body. In Vegas, that's the Nevada Gaming Commission. So with a slot machine, you know that the odds are bad but at least they are fixed and deterministic.

With online gambling, it's just a black box. They can push an update and change things server-side, they can make the odds a function of the player, the time of day, the user's location... They are just trying to design the optimal Skinner box to separate a fool from his money. There are no regulations and no limits for an online gambling company operating in a legal gray zone outside the US.

He's really stuck between a rock and a hard place. He can't go to a casino for better odds because then he can't livestream and ebeg. So he plays online games which are all rigged against the player and he will always end up losing.

 

[inception_state]

Stake house games have provability fair system, you can mathematically verify fairness. Nothing special, many others do that for a very long time.
They don't have a business in rigging, at the end of the day - house always wins.

https://stakecommunity.com/topic/7293-bet-verification-provably-fair/

Yeah the house games are the same as regular casinos, those should be fine. I was referring to stuff like that ridiculous cat game, which are basically virtual slot machines. Your money goes in, a black box on the server calculates your payout, and a bunch of bing bing wahoo lights flash.

Edit: Oh maybe they are actually provable, interesting. I'd have to dig into the actual implementation details more, but if so, they aren't as scummy as I thought. Just regular casino scummy.

 

[RAT Team Six]

HOLY SHIT AUSTIN JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS IT WAS ALL WORTH IT BROS

Just kidding, he's still sad, poor, and losing it all.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

HOLY SHIT AUSTIN JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS IT WAS ALL WORTH IT BROS

Just kidding, he's still sad, poor, and losing it all.

Oh man he’s just like me!

 

[Focken Kiwi]

I'd love to see a cat scan of this dudes brain.

I think we all know what's going on in there.

 

[break these cuffs]

It's best to cut the house out of the equation altogether and gamble in a more private setting altogether. Like Poker for example is best played with friends and losing money to your friends is a much more easy to stomach prospect than losing it to a billion dollar corporation.

It's like going to a bar. You can generally have the same drinks with the same people at home. Mixing drinks and picking a couple six packs of craft beer isn't hard. It's about a night out and having fun. I haven't done it often with gambling, but the few times I have it's been a good night. There are a couple of excellent restaurants at the one near me so we make a reservation, go over an hour early with $20 to blow, have a drink or two, lose the money, go have a great dinner, and go home.

 

[Meiwaku]

I don't see Bossmanjack becoming as popular as those three. Wings, DSP and Boogie have trolling communities centered around people who hate the central figure and enjoy their misery. Whereas with Bossmanjack it comes across more like people watch him entirely because it's schadenfreude.

I can see how someone might hate him. He has a lot of opportunity, support, and is a fat retard with all of it. Him fucking with his parents is enough to make most people hate him. Same with stealing from people online and irl. Someone who hits their mom, steals from people, and lives in his parents house breaking it to shit is enough to draw ire from many.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I can see how someone might hate him. He has a lot of opportunity, support, and is a fat retard with all of it. Him fucking with his parents is enough to make most people hate him. Same with stealing from people online and irl. Someone who hits their mom, steals from people, and lives in his parents house breaking it to shit is enough to draw ire from many.

People who hate him and treat it as a moral crusade have already posted in this thread. Fresh Meat, of course.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

We live boys. Let's lose it all over again!

 

[Collections Agent]

I can see how someone might hate him. He has a lot of opportunity, support, and is a fat retard with all of it. Him fucking with his parents is enough to make most people hate him. Same with stealing from people online and irl. Someone who hits their mom, steals from people, and lives in his parents house breaking it to shit is enough to draw ire from many.

It is bizarre to see how drugs and a gambling addiction can ruin someone regardless of how much support they get

 

[Kees H]

He just said something big happened off stream that is giving his life a whole new chapter.. that he can't trust people etc, blahblah. Really wondering what happened, or if some fucktard reading this thread did something (tipping cows is gay, fyi). Don't see his girlfriend Alyson in chat, it might be her cheating with a random nigger.

Meanwhile he's playing shitty automated blackjack again and not doing very well, starting with 20 bucks. Might be a short one.

 

[Spunt]

Hah, imagine becoming a slave for internet dopamine, what a loser!

(please please like this post I just need some more updoots please, please I'm begging, somebody help me oh god)

 

[break these cuffs]

Rhyming retard with retard in his freestyle. I see he comes from the wheezy school. He feels like such a fool. Guessing she cheatin.

Thread theme

 

[IsaacShraeder]

*loses in blackjack* *gets cucked by E-gf*
*starts raping faster than Eminem*

 

[Kees H]

His girlfriend is no longer admin on the Discord, I guess she is fucking niggers:



Oh, and he's now ranting in dumb nigger style rap about his probably ex girlfriend.

EDIT: Yes, he's in a fight with Alys0n. They went full on sperging in the Discord, but LossmanJack went DFE in the Discord on her, so couldn't screenshot it.

 

[break these cuffs]

Alyson lying. Alt account banned from chat! Terri! That other dude! How many other? She don't remember talking to them.

Proto, Ross. She only brings up Terri because he's good at lying. What a bitch nigga.