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Thats what gets me though, because theres just no way, you can tell. You can always tell, and it just knocks people right out of the story.
You show me one Pooner that could pass for a guy like Hank.
Even Buck Angel is just tiny weird manlet, and she probably passes better than any of them, most of them look like Ellen Page.
Clancy Brown isn't huge, but he's not a small dude, he's as big as me, he's 6'3, and probably weighs about 220, he's not a tiny effeminate manlet, ok you don't want to have tiny Ellen Page style Pooners, but you still have to be believable, no one is gonna look at Hank and picture him struggling with gender dysphoria as a young Pooner, its ridiculous.
I see what she's saying about not wanting all Pooners to be Twinks but you need to at least be somewhat realistic.
Hell Danny Devito and Kevin Hart are shorty's but you wouldn't think pooner in a million years.

It's not just the height it's that plus everything else frame, body language, voice, hips, fat convergence, everything about them that just screams this is a woman because well they are.
 
Hell Danny Devito and Kevin Hart are shorty's but you wouldn't think pooner in a million years.

It's not just the height it's that plus everything else frame, body language, voice, hips, fat convergence, everything about them that just screams this is a woman because well they are.
Taking notes for my next mpreg fic.
 
My transphobic phone played The Lumberjack Song today. So violent, Apple. Five troons an hero’d during those four minutes.

I love how the joke is a man with a fetish who is making people uncomfortable. It’s basically the reaction literally everyone has to trannies, but no one is telling them they are wrong for their feelings. I hope that someday we can get back to a place where we can express our discomfort openly again. It should be okay to have boundaries in any circumstances.

Until then I shall keep my transphobic phone playing Lumberjacks because it always makes my day better.

...suspenders and a bra?!

Men wearing women's clothes has always been inherently funny (see also: the past 5000+ pages of this thread). I long for the days we're allowed to have comedy again, Kiwi frens
 
Troon asks fellow Predditors what their favourite part of trooning out is- literally every single comment says boobs.
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legit, I'm not even nit-picking: like 8.5 out of every 10 comments is 'boobs'.
Second most common talking point is about their 'anger issues' lessening which is .. less gross on its face but also worrying on its own .

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That unironically sounds more manly than any excuse the pooner has given. Pooners will write paragraphs kindly correcting you, while the transwoman would tell you to fuck off and die.

But we can't tell.
So out of all the characters in Bloodborne they only recognise 2 as normal (i.e. 'cis' but even then they still have to be Allies™). I know it's just headcanon nonsense, but this compulsion to queer every single character in the media you enjoy is so fucking weird and childish.
One character noticeably missing is Alfred. It's not hard to see why because if he was on there he'd be Transphobe #1 because he literally smashes the brains out of Queen Annalise. He's committing hate crimes left and right, and he's a blonde white male. Oof.
It's better than them trying to make Hank from Detroit Become Human into a fucking Pooner.
I'm still baffled by that sorry.
I can't think of a guy from that game that is less like a Pooner than Hank.
I can't think of anyone from that game that's like a Pooner actually.
Pooners are fucking ridiculous.
The funniest thing is that in that list, Gehrman is listed as a transwoman, which, according to lore, would make him the quintessential trans murderer punished by a TERF God. If the characters in Bloodborne are all troons, they're collectively evil people, especially those related to the Healing Church and the elite school, Byrgenwerth. Maria is also listed as a Troon, and it doesn't help that she's drawn with a male jaw by that poster's clique of friends.
 
Some younger cousins were watching Henry Danger and I got curious about the little henchman manlet character because I thought he had the same condition as Danny Devito. But it turns out that he is actually a she. This is the only troon that passes to me. I would have never guessed this was actually a woman.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0Os0U7z7TJsSome younger cousins were watching Henry Danger and I got curious about the little henchman manlet character because I thought he had the same condition as Danny Devito. But it turns out that he is actually a she. This is the only troon that passes to me. I would have never guessed this was actually a woman.
Well, it is a TiF in a TV show who's character is supposed to be an actual guy, and I've definitely never seen that before. Seems she has a real sense of humor too.

Come to think of it, there's been a slew of TiF actors shoehorning in transition storylines into shows left and right. I'll be genuinely suprised if Rings of Power season 2 doesn't have one.
 
Woman details her transformation from a tomboy who looked like Slim Shady to a bearded Pooner with short legs. Got pushback for wearing a 'Confederate' uniform. TikTok here.


(If anyone can share what programs they use to download TikTok videos in smaller format, I'd be grateful.)

Here was one response to the Pooner in Chief.
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Right...aging horribly by the time you're out of your 20's and looking like a drugged up rockstar is the pinnacle of the female gaze. For me, the wrists and smaller legs gave it away.

And another ode to tumblr. Archive.
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Lurking in r/translater one has come across posts from someone who seemed to have a good chance of passing, at least with the face

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It turns out the FFS surgeon did a really good job

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Fair play, that is some impressive work (and props for the weight loss). Even got a chin out of it.

Of course, there is only so much a surgeon can do, and once hon posted a full body shot the illusion crumbled. Pity he can’t float through life from the neck up, eh?

Waif-like face atop an undeniably male body.

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Six foot tall, according to this. Kinda looks like Greta van Susteren’s sister

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=0Os0U7z7TJsSome younger cousins were watching Henry Danger and I got curious about the little henchman manlet character because I thought he had the same condition as Danny Devito. But it turns out that he is actually a she. This is the only troon that passes to me. I would have never guessed this was actually a woman.
Testament to her passing, 28 seconds in she's in a dress and still reads as male.
She was also in a show (only one episode) that I really liked and had a joke about not having "family parts".
I was recently thinking of an old AdultSwim show, Eagleheart. Most of the time the show didn't have anything to do with trans stuff; in fact the show didn't have any trans stuff whatsoever, except that in one episode a major character was played by a trans actor.

I don't know why I was thinking about it recently, the actor passes quite well (I mean, she still looks weird, but she looks like a weird man with some feminine traits, not a weird woman). She doesn't seem to get into insane trans bullshit, being open about her transition and seems to just want to live like a normal human being actor. Fine.

But I was just thinking of a scene from the one episode she was in, she's the leader of an underground community of munchkin-like shoeshines. At one point the main character and his sidekick (a woman who, in this scene, is disguised as a male shoeshine) come into the shoeshines' lair.
The sidekick reveals herself by saying, "I'm not a shine boy [takes of hat and reveals hair] I'm a lady". The shoeshines at this point all say, "Lady!" and unzip their pants at which point the main character tells them to back off.
And then the trans actor says, "Just kidding, mister, shine boys don't have family parts."

When I first watched the episode I didn't realize that the actor was a TiF, but I wonder whether she complained at all about that scene, it seems almost too on-the-nose as commentary on TiFs. I wonder if the writers/directors even knew she was a she or if maybe she helped add that part.
 
Woman details her transformation from a tomboy who looked like Slim Shady to a bearded Pooner with short legs. Got pushback for wearing a 'Confederate' uniform. TikTok here.
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(If anyone can share what programs they use to download TikTok videos in smaller format, I'd be grateful.)

Here was one response to the Pooner in Chief.
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Right...aging horribly by the time you're out of your 20's and looking like a drugged up rockstar is the pinnacle of the female gaze. For me, the wrists and smaller legs gave it away.

And another ode to tumblr. Archive.
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Lol. Lmao even.
Looks like she skipped leg day.

Also
>the wisdom only a post menopausal man could provide
 
Looking at the bearded chick above makes above makes me think of 2 things.

1: I miss the days of Freak Shows where we could put these freaks in the environment they richly deserve.

2: Congrats Soy Boys and Cucks your faggety attempt to appease women into giving you pussy has failed. But you've helped a generation of Pooners "pass" because they almost look masculine when next to you and ironically get more pussy than you. Because that's what that chick screamed to me not manly but "soyly" all she was missing was the open mouth selfie.
 
The funniest thing is that in that list, Gehrman is listed as a transwoman, which, according to lore, would make him the quintessential trans murderer punished by a TERF God. If the characters in Bloodborne are all troons, they're collectively evil people, especially those related to the Healing Church and the elite school, Byrgenwerth. Maria is also listed as a Troon, and it doesn't help that she's drawn with a male jaw by that poster's clique of friends.
Bloodborne is probably an even worse property to try and Poonerize than D:BH, like you said most of the people in Yarnham are objectively evil people, suffering a Curse that has turned them into monsters because of their... ok maybe they are like Pooners in a way :story:
Still though theres no single character I can think of that makes me think Yeah I could see this guy as a Pooner
The obsession with Poonerizing already existing characters and not just creating your own (I know its fan fiction but you can still use the setting for your story) instead of hijacking already existing characters and painting them with the Poon Brush is bizarre and shows the lack of imaginlnation of these "creative writers"
Unimaginative Pooners.
 
Lol. Lmao even.
Looks like she skipped leg day.

Also
>the wisdom only a post menopausal man could provide
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I thought this video explains why transexual fiction writers do the things they do.


It also explains the state of the US comics industry. (Zack is slightly retarded, because he thinks "transitioning" was "definitely the right decision for some people" something I violently disagree with. Even someone who understands that keeping an axe wound from healing is wrong because the body understands it is a wound and wants to fix it, still can't break the media brainwashing. What a sad commentary on modern society.)

A normal business would understand that trans characters are a special interest perversion and don't belong in mainline comics except as disfigured circus geeks to dance for the people's amusement. I can even understand how mainstream comics might want to banish them completely or use them as objects as pity rather than simply mocking the mentally ill as based Frank Miller does in the accompanying image.

Comic books became a sacrifice years ago. First to cat ladies who hated comics because they didn't like that the women in comics were prettier than them. However, that is so yesterday, the latest trend is to have autistic lesbians and trans people of various descriptions write them. As you might expect, straight romance of the Peter Parker/Mary Jane Watson type must be banished from the pages of comics.
 
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