So what if you were ur avatar IRL?

[EclecticMermaid]

I would sing a siren song about lolcows and lure them to their fiery deaths. What about you?

 

[Shidoen]

I would be the most aggressive dwarf ever and talk mad shit about sirens in the rhine.

 

[Shig O'nella]

I'd be a basketball player.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I would be a grumpy cat with a neat hat instead of being a grumpy guy with no neat hat.

 

[InspectorGadget]

I am.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I would KMS.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

My avatar is a self portrait anyway

 

[Lithuophile]

1. Die from suicide glownigger assassination
2. Die from fentanyl overdose systemic racism
3. Die from CP spam and janny incompetence KGB and Kolyma interference

 

[Rupert Rabbi]

I would be a - oh no

 

[Super Saiyan Hitler]

Probably throw a Spirit Bomb at Israel.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

I would just be an old monitor displaying Japanese artwork.

 

[Burgerasssand]

jerk off

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Animated bird statue.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I’m honestly not sure.

 

[Shidoen]

Probably throw a Spirit Bomb at Israel.

All those Palestinians really would love to lend their energy.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I’d probably sit on a shelf in someone’s kitchen until they got desperate because I’m actually not all that good.

 

[Dropsies]

Jump off a bridge

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

start an onlyfans.

 

[ditto]

Get this damn dunce's cap off my head somehow. It's heavy!

 

[Schwarzwald]

I would be a grumpy cat with a neat hat instead of being a grumpy guy with no neat hat.

My cat is a NEET. I keep trying to get him to get a job or at least enroll in a community college course, but he just kind of stares at me and meows sometimes. Unbelievable.