Chris's incest charge is dismissed

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

He CAN keep getting away with it.

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

"Chris was never convicted so that means (s)he was innocent all along"

 

[Amaranthy]

He CAN keep getting away with it.

The DSP of motherfuckers

 

[GermanPotato]

So the bent duck defence really worked? Damn.

 

[Zaxamus]

Hahahahahaha - I fucking knew it. I called this on day one, when I saw the arrest video. This dude gets away with EVERYTHING and never has consequences for his actions. He's more slippery than the Teflon Don himself. Fucking 'A!

 

[Male Idiot]

Zap to the Extreme! The Messiah has returned to His Sonichu Temple.

Year of the Chu(d).

Let the milk and lulz flow.

Aylawgs butthurt and coping.

 

[Kyle Odom]

Historically Chris has always been content to sperg alone with himself.

You make some really good points, I guess I'm so used to the goddess twitter posting that I just assumed he was addicted to Twitter but considering his previous bouts of disconnecting with a stint in prison he's probably adapted to need less attention. I'm still interested to see if this keeps up and if there's motives behind it like a pending lulsuit against trolls like some have suspected or condition of therapy and group home status.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I just hope his new god complex produces funny content.

 

[Lou Sassle]

Chris chan did nothing wrong

 

[kaizervonmaanen]

Why? Because you wont get charged with rape if you make up a story about fucking someone when there is no evidence? Especially this guy who is likely to make up any old thing to seem interesting. Legally nothing showing a crime ever happened.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Ah, that's why it's raining fire and brimstone outside. The Chris(t) is roaming the earth again.

 

[Marvin]

In seriousness, other people have said that the home Chris is thought to be in has a literal no sex crime conviction policy.

Incest isn't considered a "sex crime" in Virginia. Rape would be but they couldn't prosecute Chris for that likely because Barb wouldn't testify against Chris.

But also the end result of an autism deferral, if you follow all the court agreements, is dismissal.

 

[NoonmanR]

Surely this isn't unconditional right? There's no way they'd just allow him to go back to rape his mom, unless she's already gone.

 

[Love Is Blue]

So the bent duck defence really worked? Damn.

If the condom don't fit you must acquit

 

[電子農家]

Virginia is for motherfuckers

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Judge: So he got his dick wet. Big fucking deal!

 

[Sneeding]

He did his mom and got away with it

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Perhaps the Sonichu demon will return to its one true host.

 

[Yankee Shogun]

This fat fucking retard could get away with murder, does he get access to Barb or is he on his own? The only silver lining that could come from this is him going homeless

I'm sorry for borderline A-logging, but its really just insane what he manages to get away with.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

If any of you guys love your mothers a little too much, now's your chance