You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[teriyakiburns]

When my puppy gets bitey even while she's surrounded by everything in her toybox. Bitch, I am not a chew toy. Go chew on one of the 20 toys laying all over the floor. I cannot wait for this teething crap to end.

The toys aren't moving. You are. That instantly makes biting you more entertaining.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Why are adult niggers with a native tongue of English incapable of expressing plurals and possession either audibly or visually? Does it really take an IQ over 80 to add an "s" at the end of a word when speaking, writing or typing? Small children of every other ethnicity don't seem to have this problem, and it's annoying as all get out.

 

[Local Fed]

Why are adult niggers with a native tongue of English incapable of expressing plurals and possession either audibly or visually? Does it really take an IQ over 80 to add an "s" at the end of a word when speaking, writing or typing? Small children of every other ethnicity don't seem to have this problem, and it's annoying as all get out.

THANK YOU. God damnit this sends me into a fit every time that it happens, especially when they're writing it online. I feel like they're directly attacking my IQ when they do it.

 

[internet friend]

When you're watching a movie at home and someone comes by every 20 mins or so and asks you "who's that?" or "did they find the thing yet?", yet refuse to sit down with you and watch it properly. And don't ask me "what was it about?" after it's done, if you cared you could have sat and watched it!

 

[Nick Obre]

Why are adult niggers with a native tongue of English incapable of expressing plurals and possession either audibly or visually? Does it really take an IQ over 80 to add an "s" at the end of a word when speaking, writing or typing? Small children of every other ethnicity don't seem to have this problem, and it's annoying as all get out.

Because they have no sense of scale or property. Hence all the stealing and vandalism.
They have no sense of the future either, hence the lack of foresight and life planning and also issues with verb tenses.

 

[The Last Stand]

When you load a dishwasher, please put the knives face down and point the blade away from reach. I almost cut myself trying to empty it because a knife was facing upward.

 

[Shidoen]

When you load a dishwasher, please put the knives face down and point the blade away from reach. I almost cut myself trying to empty it because a knife was facing upward.

You're an idiot.

 

[I Do Not Post]

When you load a dishwasher, please put the knives face down and point the blade away from reach. I almost cut myself trying to empty it because a knife was facing upward.

Maybe it's just my dishwasher or detergent, but the knives never get washed enough if the blades aren't pointed out.

Just look before you shove your hand into silverware. It's like when women bitch about leaving the seat up, like it's unreasonable to expect people to look at what they're sitting on before they sit down.

 

[Nick Obre]

When you load a dishwasher, please put the knives face down and point the blade away from reach. I almost cut myself trying to empty it because a knife was facing upward.

It's what you get for using a dishwasher.

The most wasteful, pointless, useless home appliance. Washing your dishes by hand takes no time whatsoever, you don't need that stupid machine.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Washing your dishes by hand takes no time whatsoever, you don't need that stupid machine

American who never had been tortured by Ten Liter Pot That Soup Was In spotted.
I wish we had one cause years upon years of daily dishwashing gave me those annoying wrist pains. Which does piss me off.

 

[Shidoen]

American who never had been tortured by Ten Liter Pot That Soup Was In spotted.
I wish we had one cause years upon years of daily dishwashing gave me those annoying wrist pains. Which does piss me off.

Put your arm into it not your wrists. It's like swimming.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Put your arm into it not your wrists. It's like swimming.

Nigga, we have most miserable kirchen arrangement possible. You can not even stand right in front of the sink, but at angle. It makes wrists, back and possibly neck hurt to operate in.

But also without me enduring that daily, shit just sits there for days.

 

[Nick Obre]

American who never had been tortured by Ten Liter Pot That Soup Was In spotted.
I wish we had one cause years upon years of daily dishwashing gave me those annoying wrist pains. Which does piss me off.

Wrong on both accounts bitch.

Oh no you had to scrub the pot a little, what an effort, what a sacrifice you goddamn hero.

Fucking dishwashing machines. Not even trannies make me this angry.

 

[Shidoen]

Nigga, we have most miserable kirchen arrangement possible. You can not even stand right in front of the sink, but at angle. It makes wrists, back and possibly neck hurt to operate in.

But also without me enduring that daily, shit just sits there for days.

YOU LET DISHES SIT YOU FUCKING BARBARIAN? I SPIT ON YOU AND YOUR TOWER OF DISHES.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Oh no you had to scrub the pot a little, what an effort, what a sacrifice you goddamn hero

I will bury you in that fucking pot.

YOU LET DISHES SIT YOU FUCKING BARBARIAN? I SPIT ON YOU AND YOUR TOWER OF DISHES

Me and two whole other people!

 

[internet friend]

Fuck all you faggots whinging about washing dishes, you know what really is shit? Fucking automated telephone robots. Those fuckers takes forever, make you navigate through 21-billion menu levels and NEVER EVER have what you want to call about.

 

[Nick Obre]

I will bury you in that fucking pot.

I FEAR NOTHING, I'LL HAVE SUSTENANCE FOR A LONG TIME FROM ALL THE LEFTOVER FOOD INSIDE ITS WALLS, BECAUSE YOUR DISHWASHING GAME IS WEAK YOU LIMP-WRISTED CUNT

Alright that's enough of that, sorry about your shitty kitchen, mine is kinda like that since the place for the washing machine (for clothes) is right next to but sort of perpendicular to the kitchen sink, clearly intended for a small machine, but my dad, bless his soul, would not let me buy one; he wanted to give me one and what he got me is this mammoth thing that blocks half the space in front of the sink.

I, too, suffer from anglesink disease.

And yet, washing dishes and pots is still quick and easy, on the whole.

Fuck all you faggots whinging about washing dishes, you know what really is shit? Fucking automated telephone robots. Those fuckers takes forever, make you navigate through 21-billion menu levels and NEVER EVER have what you want to call about.

Believe me I also harbor much hate for those piece of shit things.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Fucking automated telephone robot

I randomly (my old operator got consumed by larger company) ended using a phone/internet provider that ONLY uses robot lines.

Not a single person availible. Good it was a backup SIM.

We need a racial slur for phone bots.

 

[Shidoen]

I FEAR NOTHING, I'LL HAVE SUSTENANCE FOR A LONG TIME FROM ALL THE LEFTOVER FOOD INSIDE ITS WALLS, BECAUSE YOUR DISHWASHING GAME IS WEAK YOU LIMP-WRISTED CUNT

Alright that's enough of that, sorry about your shitty kitchen, mine is kinda like that since the place for the washing machine (for clothes) is right next to but sort of perpendicular to the kitchen sink, clearly intended for a small machine, but my dad, bless his soul, would not let me buy one; he wanted to give me one and what he got me is this mammoth thing that blocks half the space in front of the sink.

I, too, suffer from anglesink disease.

And yet, washing dishes and pots is still quick and easy, on the whole.



Believe me I also harbor much hate for those piece of shit things.

YOU SEE THIS ONLINE RETARD @UnsufficentBoobage? HE DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING!

 

[seri0us]

I randomly (my old operator got consumed by larger company) ended using a phone/internet provider that ONLY uses robot lines.

Not a single person availible. Good it was a backup SIM.

We need a racial slur for phone bots.

And a completely round competitor to USB called "the nigger port". It shall require DRM to even provide power and if detects a counterfeit (as in specification non-compliant) cable it will scream nigger. You wouldn't download a USB cable, right?