💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Who the fuck is this again?

Spoiler: History of a mentally ill sperg

Formerly known as Mrs. Eliephant (or some similar spelling), it was part of the Karen brigade in ye olde halcyon days of LOCALS. It was one of the most nuerotic housewives that flipped their lid when Cynthia stirred up drama in the LOCALS chat, the logger started, and Cynthia came to briefly grace the Farms with her prescience. Since then, they have fallen out of favour with the cult of Sally.

If you dig back into the DISCORD screenshots I posted, the neuroticism was off the charts, but they were special enough to be invited to the secret server. That worry soon turned into pure, unadulterated malice as 'harmless housewife' turned positively giddy by doxxing Cynthia on LOCALS and the Farms. The one who would 'NEVER' do anything first tried to deny they did the deed or posted/read the thread, but soon gave it up and smugly soaked in the praise from the others in the server. That seems to be the point where they DFE'd the old account, lurked for a bit, then slid back into the Chat under another name.

Here are the highlights from the LOCALS chat on the stream he did before driving back to MN:


Drug seeking, mentally ill thot is offered to be paid in dick:

Spoiler: LOL

basedfromMars​

Last night this dumb faggot at my work left his number but no tip ??!????? Are u kiddin me

Southanarchist​	He thought you were a stripper lol
GrouchyOldGeezer​	must not have wanted it that bad

basedfromMars​

He was ghetto

Rob_Law_9000​

Maybe he wanted to give you "the tip"

basedfromMars​

My coworker texted him cuz I didnt want him to have my number and was like “how are you gonna leave your number but no tip? Im not going out with your cheap ass” embarrassingg

basedfromMars​

MY QUESTION IS how do we stop these faggots

Southanarchist​

Kill them

Things Nick will never revive that his audience likes:

MrBentham​

I liked your media channel because you talked about things that you found interesting

wHAT?

Brimstoneddd​

The COVID vaccine can transmit through kissing, so not only do you have to not kids somebody that vaccinated but they have to have not kissed anybody who's vaccinated…

 

[feral cat #6385]

What will be the results this time?

Vehicular Homicide or Vehicular Manslaughter charges from DUI.

I'm pretty sure coomalot will be there,

Does a bear shit in the woods? Of course he will be there. What else does the faggot have to do?

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I also wouldn't put it past him to stop streaming on rumble because of it. Maybe do a cut off and stream fully on youtube knowing full well he could get banned. Him having to crawl back to Rumble after shit talking them would be the icing on the cake.

Why isn't Nick getting YT strikes anymore?

Lost relevancy so the troons have moved on?

Drinking less so he is a good boy until the Rumble switch?

Lost his nerve so he doesn't say anything edgy anymore?

Who the fuck is this again?

I think it was logged that its Ms. Eliephant's new handle a few pages back.

Not that they are relevant enough to track or care.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Luckily for Rekieta, there is no news happening today, so he's got Dick Masterson on.

Less than 100 people waiting in the YouTube stream, by the way.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

basedfromMars​

Last night this dumb faggot at my work left his number but no tip ??!????? Are u kiddin me

basedfromMars​

My coworker texted him cuz I didnt want him to have my number and was like “how are you gonna leave your number but no tip? Im not going out with your cheap ass” embarrassingg

Heterodox pickup strategy.

No tip makes you memorable (and a good anecdote if the relationship works out).

Gold-digging sperg reactions like hers ("Where's my money?!") also works as a filter of sorts if you get rejected.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Luckily for Rekieta, there is no news happening today, so he's got Dick Masterson on.

Less than 100 people waiting in the YouTube stream, by the way.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uxoJDOTrOSs

Mr. Social Media Expert folks. He's done, what? Three streams this month.

I'm sure Rumble says there are over 9000 waiting.

 

[Lubby Smith]

To a spoiled, edgy, dork like Nick, the farms are the cool kids, and the cool kids now consider Nick to be a fraud, a loser, a hypocrite, a lush, and a cuckold.

Ethan Ralph, former Internet friend of Nick, was down way worse than Nick could dream of but appears to be sober and on a highly improbable redemption arc. Ralph and Nick buried the hatchet when Ralph got sober.

As most are probably aware, Ralph and 50 alogs are being sued by the villainous, loathsome Matthew Vickers. Ralph was pilled out and drunk and called Vickers a pedophile, resulting in Vickers suffering permanent physical retardation. The lawsuit is in California, home of the nation's strongest anti-SLAPP. Vickers filed pro se, and Ralph hasn't hired a lawyer.

Attorney Nick Rekieta is a staunch defender of the freedom to get wasted and make unfounded pedophilia accusations, and he is an expert on, and advocate for, the use of anti-SLAPP motions.

Attorney Nick Rekieta must represent his good friend Ethan Ralph pro bono. He could easily get pro hac vice admission in Cali. If he wins, he would be a hero in the sektur and regain much goodwill on the farms. If he loses, he would show that he had the balls to get in the arena. Either way the kino and superberries would flow. Either way he would rebut the accusations that he isn't a real lawyer, that he's merely a blowhard with a law license.

A storyline worthy of the ancient epics is staring Nick in the face. Will he seize the opportunity? No doubt he's too lazy, cowardly, and incompetent. Prove me wrong, Balldoman. I won't hold my breath.

 

[feral cat #6385]

A storyline worthy of the ancient epics is staring Nick in the face. Will he seize the opportunity? No doubt he's too lazy, cowardly, and incompetent. Prove me wrong, Balldoman. I won't hold my breath.

Nick would botch it worse than Ty Beard.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

To a spoiled, edgy, dork like Nick, the farms are the cool kids, and the cool kids now consider Nick to be a fraud, a loser, a hypocrite, a lush, and a cuckold.

Ethan Ralph, former Internet friend of Nick, was down way worse than Nick could dream of but appears to be sober and on a highly improbable redemption arc. Ralph and Nick buried the hatchet when Ralph got sober.

As most are probably aware, Ralph and 50 alogs are being sued by the villainous, loathsome Matthew Vickers. Ralph was pilled out and drunk and called Vickers a pedophile, resulting in Vickers suffering permanent physical retardation. The lawsuit is in California, home of the nation's strongest anti-SLAPP. Vickers filed pro se, and Ralph hasn't hired a lawyer.

Attorney Nick Rekieta is a staunch defender of the freedom to get wasted and make unfounded pedophilia accusations, and he is an expert on, and advocate for, the use of anti-SLAPP motions.

Attorney Nick Rekieta must represent his good friend Ethan Ralph pro bono. He could easily get pro hac vice admission in Cali. If he wins, he would be a hero in the sektur and regain much goodwill on the farms. If he loses, he would show that he had the balls to get in the arena. Either way the kino and superberries would flow. Either way he would rebut the accusations that he isn't a real lawyer, that he's merely a blowhard with a law license.

A storyline worthy of the ancient epics is staring Nick in the face. Will he seize the opportunity? No doubt he's too lazy, cowardly, and incompetent. Prove me wrong, Balldoman. I won't hold my breath.

He couldn't practice in Cali without another lawyer essentially vouching for him, as the satanic lodge lawyer did for Randazza in Minnesota.

Also, work.

 

[ThinkThankThunk]

Probably not a great time to miss almost a month's worth of streams, about 2 months before your contract ends.

I am 100% certain Nick is blowing off whatever his contract stipulates knowing he isn't getting renewed. The gambit is that it'll either be too much hassle for Rumble to risk a split with a streamer and it quietly expires without him having to do any extra work or they try to break it early and he gets a second chance to spin up a KickFundGo to grift off his own unnecessary and easily avoidable lawsuit fight the prudes.

Frankly it's not the dumbest way to approach a contract with a small streaming site; larger streamers than him did the exact same thing to DLive, Mixer and Kick. The difference is that they made sure to never totally burn off the home audience back on Youtube and Twitch. Nick on the other hand chose to bleed his YouTube channel out by barely streaming and featuring Vito and whoever the fuck else when he did.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Lol does pre purchased trips have an expiration date? Nick just told dick that he bought 2 vacations during pandemic and it's to mexico and italy? Think he'll use them this year? The purchase should be approaching 1 year ago if not already past that.

 

[Potatoherder]

This pretty much says it all. Joe at the end of his stream is almost beating Nick at the peak of his stream.

 

[Null]

This pretty much says it all. Joe at the end of his stream is almost beating Nick at the peak of his stream.

aren't most viewers on rumble

 

[Potatoherder]

aren't most viewers on rumble

In terms of numbers, yes, if those numbers are legit is another question. Just polled it and he is at 3,383 on rumble. That is lighter than normal as well.

My point being that that Nick used to completely leech all of Joe viewers and now Joe can hold onto them.

 

[Kheapathic]

Nick either bought, or got sent, a physical copy of Redo of Healer...

For fuck's sakes Nick.

Edit: And now he's explaining Redo of Healer... I'm pretty sure the only one not embarassed is Still Life, because I'm sure he'd be about a revenge rape spree.

Edit 2: Nicholas "Lighthearted Romp with Rape" Rekeita

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

aren't most viewers on rumble

Does your number on rumble feel legit? Cause if it does then that just strengthens my believe that rumble boosts streamers they have a contract with PLUS their view count fuckery.

I personally believe that his rumble average ccv is actually almost the same as his yt ccv.

 

[Null]

Does your number on rumble feel legit?

Yes, but keep in mind I am not verified and will likely never be verified. The Rumble guy that reached out to me ghosted me.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Yes, but keep in mind I am not verified and will likely never be verified. The Rumble guy that reached out to me ghosted me.

No surprise. Alot of nicks law youtuber friends have said that they struggle to grow on rumble. Even ones that focus more on short form videos.

 

[Null]

No surprise. Alot of nicks law youtuber friends have said that they struggle to grow on rumble. Even ones that focus more on short form videos.

I do feel like I get more people wandering in asking "what the fuck am I watching" in rumble

 

[Retink Retunk]

I do feel like I get more people wandering in asking "what the fuck am I watching" in rumble

I've seen Rumble mentioned far more on normie social media than I'd think was possible, I don't think it's as alt tech as many people think, and Odysee could have claimed that spot if it wanted, had it not been for the weird forcing of the lybr token which made uploading to the platform a massive pain. Cryptos great. but not when it's hinderance.