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Millennials Love Anal Sex More Than We Thought​

Millennials love Disney movies and ending their texts with “lol”. Oh, and they love anal.

A new survey from the queer woman and nonbinary-focused dating HER, highlights that bottom play is top of mind for queer millennials. HER’s ANALysis determined that half of their survey respondents tried anal play/sex (51.4%), with 30.5% of queer folks actively engaging in anal acts. A deeper diver by generation showed that millennials were regularly participating in anal activity over other age groups.

Further research showed that an overwhelming 81.3% of respondents tried anal fingering, with 44.8% stating that fingering was the most pleasurable act. We just recommend you properly stretch your fingers first before engaging in serious activity.

But that’s not all anal fans are doing. 55.3% have either tried or regularly partake in rimming, or analingus, if you will. Others are taking matters into their own hands, or toys, with 30.8% stating that they’ve tried pegging.

However, there seems to be a top shortage. 56.9% of respondents stated that they had never attempted being a penetrative partner and only 14.8% of survey takers said that they’re actually givers.

When you consider that survey takers who gave bottoming a go were 48% more likely to orgasm than folks who were only working with digits and fingering, you’d imagine more people would conduct booty business. Granted, some respondents did state that they stay away from anal activities due to pain (28.6%) or poop (51.7%).

But a healthy diet rich in fiber, douching (if it’s needed), plenty of lubricant, and tons of patience can turn stress and mess into pleasure and peace of mind. Influencers like The Bottom’s Digest and Dr. Carlton have plenty to say on the topic, but you can also turn to HER’s “sexperts” for more info on how to make your next trip to “Peach PoundTown” perfect.

Ease your way into the rest of HER’s anal play findings here.

 

[Night Crawler]

You have to actually have sex first. From all the news stories I have heard people are fucking. Vagina or anal. No one is getting any pussy or asspussy.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

As someone that has been hanging out and dating women around 25-28 for the past couple years, it seems like Zoomers are far more obsessed with assplay than anything.

Which sucks for them, cause I don't fuck with shitholes and I don't let people fuck with mine.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Doubt, millennial men never let me peg them.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Well Anal Sex is the top American value nowadays...

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Millennials like buttstuff? That's not surprising. A&N is just full of prudes...a whole lot of which have never even had the option lol.

Buttstuff is fun even if you only have a toy, you guys should try it out sometime.

Sodomy is extremely bad for you. The active partner risks UTIs and the passive partner is going to have long term troubles with incontinence, tearing and also infections as a result of the tearing, increased risk of colon cancer (which shocker gay men tend to have at higher rates), not to mention the thing very few people talk about because of how unpleasant it is, prolapses.

Its literally the Krokodil of sex acts.

 

[Positron]

So that's why Monkeypox was renamed "Mpox" right?

 

[Catler]

Sodomy is extremely bad for you. The active partner risks UTIs and the passive partner is going to have long term troubles with incontinence, tearing and also infections as a result of the tearing, increased risk of colon cancer (which shocker gay men tend to have at higher rates), not to mention the thing very few people talk about because of how unpleasant it is, prolapses.

Its literally the Krokodil of sex acts.

Keep clean, use lots of lube, start slow, and you'll be fine. Krokodil? That's a nonsense comparison on so many levels.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Keep clean, use lots of lube, start slow, and you'll be fine. Krokodil? That's a nonsense comparison on so many levels.

We don't care.

Poop comes from there. That by itself is a good enough reason to not do things with it. Other than, you know, expelling stuff from your digestive tract that your body doesn't absorb.

 

[Matt Damon]

Keep clean, use lots of lube, start slow, and you'll be fine.

Or I can put my penis in a vagina, which is biologically designed to accept it and you (within reason) don't have to worry about any of that.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Keep clean, use lots of lube, start slow, and you'll be fine. Krokodil? That's a nonsense comparison on so many levels.

You're still repeatedly stretching the muscle beyond its intended limit and subjecting the pelvic floor to pressure its not made to handle.

"Keep clean", repeatedly performing enemas on yourself to the point of eliminating all fecal presense is also harmful to your gut flora.

It also doesn't matter how much lube you use nor how slow you start, you're still inserting a foreign object in places where there isn't supposed to be one, tearing and damage are inevitable.

Krokodil? That's a nonsense comparison on so many levels.

Both are short term pleasure for extreme long term damage.

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

This just in, millennials even faggier than previously thought.

 

[Catler]

"Keep clean", repeatedly performing enemas on yourself to the point of eliminating all fecal presense is also harmful to your gut flora.

You shouldn't be doing it everyday and fwiw you aren't trying to hose down your entire colon, but I'm not gonna explain the nuances of this on A&N as this isn't the place.

I also don't think the gut flora argument holds much weight given how absolutely trash the average person's diet is. If you know what you're doing and have a sensible diet you shouldn't have issues.

You're still repeatedly stretching the muscle beyond its intended limit

You've almost surely taken shits bigger.

Both are short term pleasure for extreme long term damage.

Brah, krokodil causes your flesh to rot. Desomorphine addition is quite literally life destroying, it's not even in the same realm as anal.

All sex comes with risks, but most can be mitigated and none of them involve dying a junkie on the streets of Omsk in your 20s.

Or I can put my penis in a vagina, which is biologically designed to accept it and you (within reason) don't have to worry about any of that.

I mean if that floats your boat I'm not gonna judge even if I think they're horrifying.

 

[Matt Damon]

I mean if that floats your boat I'm not gonna judge even if I think they horrifying.

Imagine thinking a vagina is horrifying and a hairy shit-filled man ass is inviting. Faggotry should've never been declassified as a mental disorder.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

You shouldn't be doing it everyday and fwiw you aren't trying to hose down your entire colon, but I'm not gonna explain the nuances of this on A&N as this isn't the place.

I also don't think the gut flora argument holds much weight given how absolutely trash the average person's diet is. If you know what you're doing and have a sensible diet you shouldn't have issues.

Doing it everytime before sex is still too many for your health and I fail to see how further ruining your gut flora isn't a good arguement. The house is in a bad condition so what, may as well burn it down anyway because who cares?

You're not proving me wrong, you're just admiting you don't care about the damage it does.

You've almost surely taken shits bigger.

You take a shit once and you're done. The shit doesn't go in and out of your ass repeatedly. Feces also aren't unbeandable and they aren't incompressibly solid either. Its not even remotely the same.

Brah, krokodil causes your flesh to rot. Desomorphine addition is quite literally life destroying, it's not even in the same realm as anal.

And anal sex literally causes your asshole to fall out, makes you incontinent and gives you cancer. Both are causing extreme damage to yourself for short term pleasure.

 

[Catler]

Imagine thinking a vagina is horrifying and a hairy shit-filled man ass is inviting. Faggotry should've never been declassified as a mental disorder.

I mean people can shave if they want down below so it doesn't have to be hairy
Vaginas are not aesthetically pleasing, they're kind ofvery weird.

The house is in a bad condition

Mine isn't. Eat some kimchi and other probiotics sometime, your gut health with improve a lot.

Both are causing extreme damage to yourself for short term pleasure.

This is a literal retard tier argument and reddit tier analogy.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Mine isn't. Eat some kimchi and other probiotics sometime, your gut health with improve a lot.

Your original argument was "Oh well, most people's gut flora is shit anyway, so it doesn't matter if you make it worse via enemas."

You are not repudiating that enemas ruin your gut flora.

This is a literal retard tier argument and reddit tier analogy.

Does anal sex not cause long term damage to both participants in exchange for short term pleasure?

 

[Matt Damon]

Vaginas are not aesthetically pleasing, they're kind ofvery weird.

You're sexually attracted to man ass. You don't get a vote on aesthetically pleasing body parts.

 

[Super Guido]

I mean people can shave if they want down below so it doesn't have to be hairy
Vaginas are not aesthetically pleasing, they're kind ofvery weird.

Mine isn't. Eat some kimchi and other probiotics sometime, your gut health with improve a lot.

This is a literal retard tier argument and reddit tier analogy.

Frankly, eating kimchi is a good way to get most people to stay away from you. It goes out smelling the same way going in, and it's awful.

 

[Catler]

Your original argument was "Oh well, most people's gut flora is shit anyway, so it doesn't matter if you make it worse via enemas."

Yah, I think it's a bit hypocritical that some guy who probably eats goyslop all day would make such an argument about gut flora.

You are not repudiating that enemas ruin your gut flora.

Again, the purpose isn't to pressure wash your whole damn gut. I'll forgive you though, I don't expect you actually understand how people "clean up".

You're sexually attracted to man ass. You don't get a vote on aesthetically pleasing body parts.

I think my right pinky finger is pretty aesthetically pleasing. It's like the most perfect finger I've ever seen.

Frankly, eating kimchi is a good way to get most people to stay away from you. It goes out smelling the same way going in, and it's awful.

Kimchi is delicious, it's the single greatest thing to ever come from Korea, aside from the Supreme Leader.
If kimchi smells bad you've been buying some nasty fucking kimchi.

You ever have kimchi fried rice? That shit is dope man.

 

[Super Guido]

Kimchi is delicious, it's the single greatest thing to ever come from Korea, aside from the Supreme Leader.
If kimchi smells bad you've been buying some nasty fucking kimchi.

You ever have kimchi fried rice? That shit is dope man.

Are you talking about the red, spicy kimchi with fish sauce and all that jazz? Cuz that's the kind I'm talking about. It's fucking rank.

Sauerkraut is good though. Maybe white kimchi is more my style since it doesn't smell like ass, which cabbage already has a reputation for if it's not fresh.