Why are women's boobs quite often asymmetrical?

[Matt Damon]

It's pretty uncommon to see that degree of lateral asymmetry in other body parts. What makes boobs so different?

 

[KittyGremlin]

Are you gay? You realize women's tits is something men like right?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

The two halves of my shaft are asymmetrical

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

never thought about it, but yeah it does seem odd that the level of assymetry is so much more than you see in any other body part. i guess it has to do with boob size is entirely dependent upon fat distribution compared to say bone length. but then why dont you see so much asymmetry in ass cheeks? it is a mystery.

Are you gay? You realize women's tits is something men like right?

OP's question has nothing to do with men liking or disliking tits. do you struggle with reading comprehension?

 

[Testacles Maximus]

We suck on some tits harder than others.

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

It's a feature, not a bug. Same reason one of my nuts dangles slightly lower than the other. Cause when you have two things of equal size, mass, and lateral positioning, any bending or movement is hindered by them pressing into each other.

 

[Night Crawler]

The same reason why men have a ball that is smaller and doesn't hang as low. So they don't spend their time knocking against each other. But I think that happens with women's boobs anyway. So it doesn't really work.

I heard one leg is longer than the other and one foot is slightly bigger.

 

[Matt Damon]

The same reason why men have a ball that is smaller and doesn't hang as low. So they don't spend their time knocking against each other.

I dunno - my nuts hang pretty symmetrically and I've never noticed them clacking together like a Newton's Cradle.

 

[Power Appreciator]

You know how Stasi agents used to break into people homes and do subtle little changes, like moving pictures on the walls so they are slightly at an angle, moving kitchen utensils from one drawer to another, replacing an item with a similar item in a slightly different color and so on? People knew something was off but they couldn't tell what, until they slowly gone mad. Same with women's boobs

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

If boobs were any more perfect the amount of damage breasts would cause would have wiped us out long ago.
Put your faith in the milkers they will guide us.

 

[AgendaPoster]

I dunno - my nuts hang pretty symmetrically and I've never noticed them clacking together like a Newton's Cradle.

Watch closer.
They move.
They alive.
They guided by heat, like missiles.
They do the cremaster dance.

 

[keytar]

That's just how they boob

 

[Anasa Tristis]

"Cooper's droop".

The ligaments holding them up wear out at different rates. They can be stretched by different things like pregnancy, breast feeding or not, weight gain or loss, injury, breast cancer, going braless or poorly fitted bras, posture, hormones, etc.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

I'm pretty sure it's a pressure issue. You need to pump them up every so often. Preferably with a hand pump. Air compressors are a no go, you'll fill it too fast and most likely pop it.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

It's an evolutionary response. Rapists are deterred by disgusting lop-sided breasts, so women's bodies have evolved to be less attractive to rapists.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

It's nature, I guess. Sometimes, it's barely noticeable.

 

[Dialtone]

Despite humans being appearing to be symmetrical they're not if you look very closely. Try looking at your eyes in the mirror, I guarantee one is slightly higher or lower than the other. Regarding boobs I do remember reading that no one has perfectly symmetrical breasts and often times the left breast is larger than the right because it's closer to the heart. Hell on men one testicle is always lower than the other, no one's perfect.

 

[JamusActimus]

I haven't seen enough to reach any conclusion about it.

 

[Quiet Guy]

Does one breast have Lines of Sanzu on it? Are they related to shinigami? If they connect lines, their soul wavelength should get stronger.

 

[oldTireWater]

Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good.