💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[densedance]

Jack you shut your whore mouth

 

[make_it_so]

$17 for that burger in particular is bad enough, but now consider it costs $35 just to get to the damn place. I'd damn well expect free soda refills if I've already spent that much just to get there. But I also wouldn't be stupid enough to eat at that tourist trap.

Well in fairness, it did sound like it had a lot of extra stuff on it and a thick patty, plus with the restaurant at the mountaintop you're basically paying for convenience.

 

[Adamska]

"The french fries tasted a little chewy." What the fuck did this stroke-brained retard even mean by that?

That the place likely has non-crisp skinned fries because they aren't very good at cooking; he likely meant soggy but he couldn't come up with the word because his brain is stroked out and filled with scar tissue. Also he can't really describe taste anymore because texture's kind of the only thing he can detect thanks to the sheer damage he did to his nervous system.

I fully believe he scammed another tray of fries too.

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Jack you shut your whore mouth

Oh fuck off. There is no magic pill that will make you not suck shit at grilling Jack. It takes basic effort and maintenance that you refuse to ever bother to do.

Fuck, you can't even grill at this rate, you have to have your mincing guy friends or mommy-wife do it for you.

 

[Super Hans v2]

JOTG GATLINBURG 2023 PT2​

(08.16.23)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B3pVqCuF4KM

Spoiler: Archive (720p):

SaveTube.io-JOTG GATLINBURG 2023 PT2.mp4

FOODJACKS, BE ALERTED: JACK ATE A BURGER CORRECTLY!

Other things to now keep watch of - pigs flying, Biden saying something coherent, and Jersh not having to deal with tranny bullshit.

 

[AnOminous]

$17 for that burger in particular is bad enough, but now consider it costs $35 just to get to the damn place. I'd damn well expect free soda refills if I've already spent that much just to get there. But I also wouldn't be stupid enough to eat at that tourist trap.

Welcome to Gatlinburg, the ultimate tourist trap of the South.

 

[boxybum]

JOTG GATLINBURG 2023 PT2​

(08.16.23)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B3pVqCuF4KM

Spoiler: Archive (720p):

SaveTube.io-JOTG GATLINBURG 2023 PT2.mp4

Jack never stops complaining about anything does he? Someone plays pokemon go. WHY ARE YOU PLAYING POKEMON GO. Someone offers to film the view. DON'T DROP MY PHONE. A busy restaurant during peak vacation hours. WHY ARE THEY TAKING SO LONG TO SERVE ME. It must truly be exhausting to be around him.

 

[Human Butthole]

Welcome to Gatlinburg, the ultimate tourist trap of the South.

Fuckin' a right! Amen to that!

 

[ZipDisk]

I love the angee face when he couldn't afford the steak. "I can get steak at supermarket for $10!"

You're not at the supermarket Jack, you're on Tourist Mountain. Enjoy your zoo pricing.

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

"They give you free refills!"

...That's what like 90% of restaurants will do.

Maybe 90% of restaurants in America. Where I've been it feels like the opposite is true.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I would be shocked if you got free refills at Gatlinburg. That shithole is made to take your wallet. Pigeon Forge next door isn't much better. Of course Jack loves it so much that he goes at least once a year. It's made for braindead fucks like him.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

FOODJACKS, BE ALERTED: JACK ATE A BURGER CORRECTLY!

Other things to now keep watch of - pigs flying, Biden saying something coherent, and Jersh not having to deal with tranny bullshit.

I like how he can’t eat over his plate like a normal human so that everything drops or drips onto his fat belly.

 

[densedance]

I love the angee face when he couldn't afford the steak. "I can get steak at supermarket for $10!"

Yeah well, no shit Jack. Maybe you pay some attention instead of feeding your Wendigo, then you would realize that 95% off that the shit you eat on your JotG-Show is massively overpriced & you could (theoreticaly lol) do it 100x better at home. Instead of letting your Wife driving around for 1 hour to eat Chicken Sweet Sour.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Welcome to Gatlinburg, the ultimate tourist trap of the South.

I thought that was Pigeon Forge. That's where Dollywood is.

Yeah well, no shit Jack. Maybe you pay some attention instead of feeding your Wendigo, then you would realize that 95% off that the shit you eat on your JotG-Show is massively overpriced & you could (theoreticaly lol) do it 100x better at home. Instead of letting your Wife driving around for 1 hour to eat Chicken Sweet Sour.

The only time he really cares about stuff like that is when the prices are too high... like now. Otherwise he's happy to eat whatever foods Sysco has provided. And yet he still gave it an A.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I thought that was Pigeon Forge. That's where Dollywood is.


The only time he really cares about stuff like that is when the prices are too high... like now. Otherwise he's happy to eat whatever foods Sysco has provided. And yet he still gave it an A.

From what I've seen online Dollywood's Food is actually priced at a reasonable level and looks good.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

From what I've seen online Dollywood's Food is actually priced at a reasonable level and looks good.

Stone soup with Turkey necks


Dolly is a wonderful human

 

[p1138]

I like how he can’t eat over his plate like a normal human so that everything drops or drips onto his fat belly.

Well when your diameter is greater than your height like for Fatty, it's not like he could actually lean forward over the plate anyway. And it's not just because of his gut hitting the table either. At this point he likely can't physically lean forward without a table in the way just due to his gut making contact with his legs.

 

[densedance]

 

[Falcon Sebben]

From what I've seen online Dollywood's Food is actually priced at a reasonable level and looks good.

It's more to do with Pigeon Forge being a tourist trap. Never actually been there but I've seen pictures.

 

[Guntanator]

He's constantly bitching about fake meat. That's his topic of the week it appears. Hurrr durrr sustainability badddd.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

He's constantly bitching about fake meat. That's his topic of the week it appears. Hurrr durrr sustainability badddd.

He doesn't even know what he's angry about. His sources are TikTok videos made by complete retards who insist the shitty meat they are getting from Walmart is fake because it shreds when you defrost it or soak it in vinegar. Other people on the Facebook thread are trying to calm him down with facts and evidence, but Jack refuses to hear any of it.