💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[RussianParasite]

I don't want fatty to die, I want him to live a very long life and I want him to live so long his brain finally starts working and he actually says the words "I have been wrong" "I might have lied" "I spend all my time on twitter like a child".

I’m completely with you. This would result in the LowTax ending. I didn’t say it should happen soon.

I don't think Patrick will have the spectacular denouement that people wished for in this thread, but your model here seems equally broken.

I’m pretty much prepared for whatever it doesn’t impact me personally. Worst comes to worst I don’t get any laughs, but I think the probability of something funny happening is high.

 

[Trig.Point]

That would be utterly pointless as Wisconsin is a community property state.

Ok so say Patricks intent was not to pay Quasi anything, what should he do?

 

[Troon_Patrol]

I’m completely with you. This would result in the LowTax ending. I didn’t say it should happen soon.

I’m pretty much prepared for whatever it doesn’t impact me personally. Worst comes to worst I don’t get any laughs, but I think the probability of something funny happening is high.

Oh OK, for a second there I thought you meant you wanted to see him blow his brains out like Lowtax did. Patrick whines all the time about people wanting to see him dead, wanting to murder him, make him kill himself etc etc. He doesn't matter to me enough to wish him dead. I think I speak for 99.99% of us when I say I want him to keep living forever and keep being the lolcow he is. I especially want to see him live long enough to admit he was wrong, really about anything. Part of me wants to see him learn his lesson, part of me wants him to keep living like a delusional idiot he is, I'll be satisfied either way. I mean the real elephant in the room is, if he just admitted he was wrong like an adult and he stopped declaring he was the greatest man to ever exist, we'd have nothing to talk about anymore, he'd slip into obscurity.


I think just realized something obvious, if the debt is both on Patrick and Nikki, doesn't that mean she would be held in contempt of court just the same as he would? Meaning if Patrick has another one of his adult tantrums and tells the judge he won't pay and the judge orders him to serve a day or two in jail, wouldn't the judge would also order Nikki to the same? I've always seen this as fatty's crusade, he's choosing this hill to die on but, making his wife suffer not only financially but, risking forcing her to serve time in actual jail? For his delusional online crusade? I guess I never really thought about it but that's a level of scumbaggery I guess he is comfortable with. If my wife had an online pissing match for half a decade and then wanted me to risk going to jail so she could continue some online argument I'd divorce her. Patrick is a genuine piece of shit but, is he actually gambling with his wife's freedom?

 

[Markorian]

Ok so say Patricks intent was not to pay Quasi anything, what should he do?

Well, what he should do is suck it up and pay. Any other avenue, which is far more likely to fail than succeed, resulting in him having to pay anyways, would be more expensive than what he'd have paid if he just got it out of the way at the beginning.

If he's gonna commit to being a belligerent retard, at the very least, I would strongly recommend not waiting until his chance for appeals are up to start fighting this, and claiming he's not paying because he doesn't have the money while bragging about how much he supposedly makes and taking bunches of expensive trips, all while very possibly SWATting himself and paying for a PR firm to push his story to any outlet that will take it.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

I think people need to manage their expectations. The DSP thread seemed to have some sort of collective mental breakdown when Phil rather effortlessly slid into bankruptcy.

Yeah it was great. I have fond memories of that and the TCPA and the Tylophone freak outs in the Vic Mignogna lawsuit.

 

[LGHDR+]

Don't know if anyone's seen this yet, I was just on payquasi.lol and found this August 24th bingo card (WARNING NSFW).

Spoiler: NSFW

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What are we playing, blackout?

 

[Markorian]

What are we playing, blackout?

No, that's what pig's playing. Except he's not "playing".

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ok so say Patricks intent was not to pay Quasi anything, what should he do?

I guess he could move to Mexico.

 

[Jacknife]

Javier: Aren't you giving them what they want?
Patrick: "No they want us to suffer in silence, going public, educating the public is the way to go"

Jesus Christ

 

[An automatic clown]

He's impotently tweeting about trump again. Political firebrand pat is back. I have a BA in Poli sci and I have no idea what he's trying to say here. Does anyone speak pig and is able to translate ?

 

[siegemeister675]

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He's impotently tweeting about trump again. Political firebrand pat is back. I have a BA in Poli sci and I have no idea what he's trying to say here. Does anyone speak pig and is able to translate ?

Translation: I'm a big fat pig with bitch tits, my shitty novels don't sell so I leech off of my bitch lesbo beard of a wife for money, she's broke too so I can't pay Quasi, please pay attention to my important political Tweets and ignore that my toilet, dildo (yes I like it up the ass) and liver are on Twitter making fun of me constantly. I should have just admitted that Norm McDonald is funny.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

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He's impotently tweeting about trump again. Political firebrand pat is back. I have a BA in Poli sci and I have no idea what he's trying to say here. Does anyone speak pig and is able to translate ?

Let me take a crack at it:
"Trump is going to lose no matter what in the election. However, if the GOP does run someone else, they are going to lose even harder in the election. This is because, by allowing Trump to run in 2016, the GOP have entirely transformed a large part of their base into MAGA supporters that no longer like neocon politicians."

Not a bad take, just retardedly written.

 

[siegemeister675]

Let me take a crack at it:
"Trump is going to lose no matter what in the election. However, if the GOP does run someone else, they are going to lose even harder in the election. This is because, by allowing Trump to run in 2016, the GOP have entirely transformed a large part of their base have turned to MAGA supporters that no longer like neocon politicians."

Not a bad take, just retardedly written.

Stylistic difference perhaps but I prefer my translation, more of meaning-of-the-text-as-a-whole approach rather than a literal word-for-word translation.

 

[LGHDR+]

tubgirlian

I think you just coined the term for his genre of sci-fi.

 

[John_Smith]

Trump is going to live rent free in Piggy's bloated head forever. The derangement runs deep in the Pig. Trump is supposed to be arraigned in Georgia on the 25th. Pat will be in jail. He's going to try and watch it on tv, and piss off some of the other jail denizens by changing the channel to the broadcast of it. I predict his first beat-down over this. He'll be told to change the channel back, and he will refuse. He still won't learn. Or as it is said in Spanish, which Piggy would understand if he took his DuoLingo seriously, No aprende, ni a palos.

To at least give Patrick some credit, the attorneys he called 'Sharks' were the once he hired to get his twitter account back, and they did.

His lawyer Carrie Goldberg who never met a case she could not lose? Yeah. A paralegal worked the phones calling all over twitter until they found someone to listen to Piggy's sob story.

 

[LGHDR+]

Why does he support this? Is she just a really loyal woman? Or did Pat's retardation infect her and damaged her brain?

I posit she caught kuru from contaminated niggeroni. Prion diseases are a bitch.

 

[DumbDude43]

He might has better odds if he plea insanity due to unspecified mental illness which he absolutely has or pull a "ya'll honah I'm just a fucking retard" like ralph

insanity plea doesnt mean you get to walk
it just means that instead of throwing you in prison where you serve your time, they throw you in a psych ward where you eat antipsychotics forever

also this isnt even a criminal matter so i dont think there is such a thing as an insanity plea available to him

 

[siegemeister675]

Trump is going to live rent free in Piggy's bloated head forever. The derangement runs deep in the Pig. Trump is supposed to be arraigned in Georgia on the 25th. Pat will be in jail. He's going to try and watch it on tv, and piss off some of the other jail denizens by changing the channel to the broadcast of it. I predict his first beat-down over this. He'll be told to change the channel back, and he will refuse. He still won't learn. Or as it is said in Spanish, which Piggy would understand if he took his DuoLingo seriously, No aprende, ni a palos.


His lawyer Carrie Goldberg who never met a case she could not lose? Yeah. A paralegal worked the phones calling all over twitter until they found someone to listen to Piggy's sob story.

Trump will be ruling over the country with DeSantis as his VP, breaking all laws of decor and laying waste to wokeness, transgenderism and CRT while Piggy rots in debtors prison for contempt of court. He'll hang himself when Trump appoints Jersh to his task force on transgenderism.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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He's impotently tweeting about trump again. Political firebrand pat is back. I have a BA in Poli sci and I have no idea what he's trying to say here. Does anyone speak pig and is able to translate ?

He wants you to ignore that Trump was not on top of the ticket in 2022 and the Republicans took the House while missing out on the Senate in part because of Trump's own handpicked candidates.

Or well, he would, but he's too dumb to remember less than a year ago. He's also too dumb to realize how much Democrats want Trump on top of the Republican ticket to turn out their own base.

 

[siegemeister675]

He wants you to ignore that Trump was not on top of the ticket in 2022 and the Republicans took the House while missing out on the Senate in part because of Trump's own handpicked candidates.

Or well, he would, but he's too dumb to remember less than a year ago. He's also too dumb to realize how much Democrats want Trump on top of the Republican ticket to turn out their own base.

When push comes to shove if DeSantis or Ramaswamy was on the top of the ticket very few of the Trumptards would actually refuse to turn out. Like most libs broken by TDS he's constructed an absurd caricature of the evil Nazi fascist Russian collaborator MAGA Republican Party in his head and makes absurd prognostications based thereupon.