8/18/2023 The Fuck Cozy Festival - Will Ralph shart himself like he did last festival?

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don't know much about grossly other than he used to be dj axle moderator and occasional writers room (kop, squire, persip) collaborator

He's one of the people who first farmed the Thorps for content, he helped set up the Boneface interview with Ralph, and he also does smaller budget documentaries on more obscure lolcows (usually ones that orbit the Thorps and "Streamyard Bloodsports").

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Ralph, if any of these people really loved you then this would be an intervention - you should hold them to it.

 

[Commandant Swordfish]

Shame he didn't invite KC to join, I'd have enjoyed watching that become a shouting match between them.

That being said, I'll give it to the Gunt, he put together a solid line-up and he really does seem to be sticking to the amnesty he declared. GG tubby, you've genuinely surprised me. Now try and do a not shit real life event.

 

[Fornicario]

I request advice. Is calling into this potential paradigm of milky corn considered cow-tipping?

 

[Axiom.]

I request advice. Is calling into this potential paradigm of milky corn considered cow-tipping?

Not really, they've interacted plenty of times before and Josh hates Fuentes more than Ralph. Ralph is just a grifting, alcoholic felon but he isn't promoting pedophiles to young, troubled young teens looking for a role model

 

[Woodchipper]

I request advice. Is calling into this potential paradigm of milky corn considered cow-tipping?

I think it's fine. We'd have missed out on so many great moments if people didn't send hate superchats and the like. Plus if he has call ins it's literally an open invitation and nothing like showing up at his house with corn and diapers or whatever.
Just don't come running here announcing "Everyone, I done did a funny! Here's the timestamp, gibs me updoots".
That's the gayest shit in the world.

 

[draggs]

Null and the Gunt one on one for an hour?

Imagine the smell

 

[Fornicario]

Just don't running here announcing "Everyone, I done did a funny! Here's the timestamp, gibs me updoots".
That's the gayest shit in the world.

Oh fuck no. I'm genuinely interested in calling in. If it's funny, it's funny. If not, being called a retard on the Farms will just fulfill my "retard moment" quota for the month.

 

[Cringestorian X]

asalieri joins the festival

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There are a few guests I am looking forward to. Will tune in for most of it. Sober Ralph has done some good interviews lately.
Grace Thorp is anti-content and doesn't have anything to do with cozy but ralph is trying hard to gunt her.

Elaine - Known for: Apparently she's a nobody who wants to suck/fuck Josh's broken penis.

Has "Josh Moon" carved in her leg.

Boneface - Known for: Ukrainian war criminal that breaks Geneva convention regularly (not even kidding), Azov, face completely tatted.

Crucified a guy,IRL. Has killed people,IRL. Posted on Telegram he wants to be notified next time NickF goes to Florida.

 

[gaystoner]

Shame he didn't invite KC to join, I'd have enjoyed watching that become a shouting match between them.

That being said, I'll give it to the Gunt, he put together a solid line-up and he really does seem to be sticking to the amnesty he declared. GG tubby, you've genuinely surprised me. Now try and do a not shit real life event.

This is on PPP/Warski. Ralph made an open holler for everyone...the sektur heard it. They grandstanded claiming no theyre too good. Now Ralph is a better more connected Fuentes detractor and hosting literally everyone. I hope they come to their senses and it would hoenstly be kino to have them as a surprise guest that is announced right before.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

LMAO jesse ps and porsalin this is not gonna go well with mersh

 

[There Is Light At The End]

LMAO jesse ps and porsalin this is not gonna go well with mersh

Who cares about that literally who

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

Might listen for the Josh and Jesse sections.... Maybe the Azov guy, wtf does he have to do with Fuentes? Out of the loop on that one.

I'd have really enjoyed a temporary armistice between KC and Gunt, if anything for the tension that would surely boil over. Add in the ghost of Jim and it'd be a real party.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

Might listen for the Josh and Jesse sections.... Maybe the Azov guy, wtf does he have to do with Fuentes? Out of the loop on that one.

I'd have really enjoyed a temporary armistice between KC and Gunt, if anything for the tension that would surely boil over. Add in the ghost of Jim and it'd be a real party.

The tension is going to be there with Jesse because Jesse hates Mersh and Dick Masterson, who are Ralph's best buddies, so I hope it causes a stir with them.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

The tension is going to be there with Jesse because Jesse hates Mersh and Dick Masterson, who are Ralph's best buddies, so I hope it causes a stir with them.

Inshallah

 

[Sammich]

might be good background noise friday, that laura loomer v bill milky tits on tim pool is gonna be real good though.

 

[LurkTrawl]

I request advice. Is calling into this potential paradigm of milky corn considered cow-tipping?

Oh fuck no. I'm genuinely interested in calling in. If it's funny, it's funny. If not, being called a retard on the Farms will just fulfill my "retard moment" quota for the month.

If you wanted to do it, you could've done it without letting anybody know and we'd be none the wiser.

Now that you've made it clear it'll be you doing it, it's pretty fucking gay and makes it seem like you're doing it for attention/asspats.

If you still want to do it might I suggest you don't tie it to your UN here and pretend you didn't.

 

[AbyssStarer]

This is why Ralph is a good lolcow. I'm having a The Room "what are these characters doing here?" moment.

 

[newuser131]

Null and the Gunt one on one for an hour?

do you think ralph will try to have godwinson with elaine on during the null segment? i know that null wants nothing to do with elaine with the whole carving his name on her thighs incident.

i don't think ralph knows about it but godwinson does. i can see godwinson trick ralph by letting them both on during the null segment. what will null's response be if this happens?