8/18/2023 The Fuck Cozy Festival - Will Ralph shart himself like he did last festival?

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Cucktry Roads

Cucktry Roads

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Ah, it's been almost 2 years since the shart heard around the world with the Fuck Trovo Festival. Since that time, Ethan "Gunt" Ralph joined up with Odysee, then when that was going no where, joined up with Nick "Faggot" Fuentes on cozy.tv. For years, people warned Fuentes that Ralph was a dumpster fire that left burnt bridges in his wake, but "being fat" wasn't a reason for disassociating with someone, so he left Ralph be. Nearly a month ago, Fuentes decided he had had enough of Ralph being a pill-popping alcoholic felon and decided to ghost him like a women and disinvite him from AFPAC. Just as warned, Ralph immediately incinerated that bridge and has been dumping info to destroy AF since.

On Friday Aug 18, 2023, Ralph will be hosting a Fuck Cozy Festival. Time is currently unknown. It's unknown if it'll be 24 hours.

Confirmed guests are as follows:
Jaden McNeil - Known for: Former 2nd in command to Fuentes.
Michael Alberto - Known for: Hosting that debate between Daddy Gym and Fuentes. Doesn't know how to play L4D2
Baked Alaska - Known for: Jan 6th, Macing a bouncer, We love our cops song, grifts whatever political side he can.
Big Tech - Known for: Beat his wife and child
Jesse PS/Podawful - Known for: Trolling the shit out of Ralph where Pantsu got a restraining order against him.
Porsalin - Known for: Some documentarian in the sektur TM
Josh Moon/Null - Known for: Admin of this site, Has a broken penis, Loves pizza, Really loves Pizza Day.
Godwinson - Known for: Former co-host of PPP, Upset that he didn't get in on the Kino Casino grift, Grifts where ever he can now, Possible drug habit, No longer relevant.
Elaine - Known for: Apparently she's a nobody who wants to suck/fuck Josh's broken penis.
Adam Green - Known for: Some anti-jewish jewish guy.
Grossly Offensive - Known for: Seems to be a former PPP nuthugger.
Grace Thorp - Known for: BPD whore that fucks her dad, Ralph is trying to gunt her.
Grimsy - Known for: ???
Shampoo - Known for: ???
Asalieri/TellahAsa - Known for: Complete Nobody, May be a discount MCJarbo
Boneface - Known for: Ukrainian war criminal that breaks Geneva convention regularly (not even kidding), Azov, face completely tatted.

Location:

https://rumble.com/c/KillstreamLive
 
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Elaine is known for wanting to fuck Josh and cutting his name into her legs by a troll pretending to be Josh
 
A mostly solid line-up, although Elaine brings nothing to the table and will just be an annoying cunt. Ralph is probably gonna get a lot of viewers and make bank in donos.

Don't get me wrong, he's still... Ralph. But that aside if he puts the work in he deserves to reap the rewards. I'm happy for our rage hog and the success this will be.

And I know Nick and his faggot asslickers like Daltroon, Wurzlefat and Beansoy will be watching too, seething impotently. Yer in Gunt Country now faggits! :gunt:
 
Rogue AI powiedział(a):
Is Ralph going to have Null and Elaine on at the same time? He'd manage to make Null pay attention to her.
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nah he'll do it solo with josh
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it's going to be an all-day show with people jumping in and out the stream

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Porsalin - Known for: ???
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porsalin is documentarian, his documentary on baked alaska got brought on during jim and fuentes debate
and there is a clip of fuentes telling his catboy army to flag down his twitter account last year (can't find the clip)
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Grossly Offensive - Known for: ???
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don't know much about grossly other than he used to be dj axle moderator and occasional writers room (kop, squire, persip) collaborator
 
Cringestorian X powiedział(a):
don't know much about grossly other than he used to be dj axle moderator and occasional writers room (kop, squire, persip) collaborator
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He runs a server called Chinatown which seems to be a copy of what Axle used to do/still does i.e. invite idiots into Discord servers in order to use them as private lolcows. Been on with Ralph as a cohost/contributor recently. He's also a bit of a skinwalker, might be on purpose - he stole Axle's mannerisms when he broke up with him and took some Godwinsonisms when he spread the rumor about Adam putting the edge to his own penis. Some of his documentaries are okay.

Good line up, I'll be tuning in. Vito has apparently been kicked too, it's a Fuck Cozy miracle.
 
It's like a second-rate Healstream, I guess at least Porsalin and Dear Feeder's call ins will be interesting.

I'm guessing Godwinson insisted on including his cumrag Elaine, despite her being a useless boring hole.
 
I hope he spends the entire time uncomfortably needling Null into saying they're friends again. The horse is gone and so is the cat. Time to step up to the plate, Slobbermutt, Ralph needs a new emotional support animal!
 
Shut it down KC. The hollering hog is back to eat your lunch and clap the Casino's cheeks. Fat Leaf and Tard Leaf will be forced clip Ralph's show so as to suckle at the teat of the Ralphamale, while they beg for nickels in the gutter like a couple of dogs.

I'm hyped. Let's see how long it takes Fuentes to sperg and break his silence.
 
alan thicke powiedział(a):
ralph has said some hilariously dumb stuff when josh was on before (i.e. "No I'm not retarded, I'm very smart.") I doubt this appearance will yield such a harvest, but a guy can hope.
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He’s just smart enough to know that Null is smarter, which is why he always keeps Null’s volume so low when they’re on together.

“The Old Pairing?” This segment is already nauseatingly homosexual.
 
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