Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate & Woman-Hate Thread-Hate Thread

Dipping your ass into the cold natural stream? Alright, I can see the appeal.

Installing a toilet attachment that gives you an enema? Lame. Lame lame lame lame lame lame lame!

Also you can get a free ass cleaning with every Poseidon's Kiss.
 
Australia doesn’t have much water to go around anyway.
Our boomers still chimp out anytime somebody tells them they can't keep a quarter-acre lawn, so it's not really about resource management, it's just that pulsing your b-hole with a jet of water is really gay.
 
I am a trans-supporting woman-respecting liberal communist and even I think using a bidet is for faggots.
Nah my friends have a basic one and it's based AF. You use way less TP cause you can just blast your ass down real thorough, gets you clean AF. Godsend especially after eating Taco Hell or some other nasty shit.

Straight dudes in burgerland just think having a clean butthole is gay for some reason. I wish that was an exaggeration.
 
Nah my friends have a basic one and it's based AF. You use way less TP cause you can just blast your ass down real thorough, gets you clean AF. Godsend especially after eating Taco Hell or some other nasty shit.

Straight dudes in burgerland just think having a clean butthole is gay for some reason. I wish that was an exaggeration.
Okay but in a situation what has stronger liquid propulsion? The bidet or the Taco Bell tsunami?
 
Okay but in a situation what has stronger liquid propulsion? The bidet or the Taco Bell tsunami?
I mean you don't want to have the streams going at the same time, the bidet is for cleaning up the aftermath of a Taco Hell tsunami.

Having the streams going against each other at the same time would only end in unspeakable tragedy.
 
Okay but in a situation what has stronger liquid propulsion? The bidet or the Taco Bell tsunami?
You don't dump in the bidet, Jesus.
They're gay, they're gay, they're so fucking gay I will die on this motherfucking hill, they're for gay faggots.
You're "Black" so good hygiene is not something your people aspire to.

All in all this is very funny for me. It's like having a bunch of pigs tell me I'm gross for not wallowing in shit.
 
I mean you don't want to have the streams going at the same time, the bidet is for cleaning up the aftermath of a Taco Hell tsunami.

Having the streams going against each other at the same time would only end in unspeakable tragedy.
You don't dump in the bidet, Jesus.

You're "Black" so good hygiene is not something your people aspire to.

All in all this is very funny for me. It's like having a bunch of pigs tell me I'm gross for not wallowing in shit.
Hmm, flawed design.
 
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