I don't like this. All it takes is the cable to fail and then we have two problems, The weight of Elliot's fat fuckin' head slamming the earth and decimating whatever is beneath him with a category 10 earthquake. and the whip-back of the cable from having to hold that gargantuan dome snapping. It would cut the states in half physically.
Something like this?
Extremely good point - but I wasn't intending we build a whole space elevator for Cubeshit to neck himself, he's already wasted enough of Earth's resources. Something much smaller and more manageable with carbon nanotube cabling would be more than adequate, along the lines of this:
Still a rapist, too.
I wonder how much the public destruction of Brendan Eich for insufficient wokeness influences their thinking.
He seems to be doing better than he was as CEO of a foundation that produces nothing but a has-been dying browser.
You know, I thought this brick-faced affront to nature trying to act cute was as cringy as it got. And now here he is, having to use imaginary friends because no one IRL will even pretend he’s cute. Any normal person would end it if they hit that low.Still tired*snoring intensifies*
Fuck chronic fatigue."
(pls no boop snoot). --Liz
"boop" --June
eeep! mow mow mow mow --Liz
I thought it was because he wanted to fuck snow leopards.
I hope he tries and it mauls him.
It's a given that cancer's in his future with all the sex hormones he's taking. I don't like comparing KF to cancer (it's more like a stroke) but no girl talk will slow that down.
Dude. Elliot IS cancer.
Stop insulting cancer, shitlord.
Brendan has created the brilliant brave browser, I almost forgive him for inflicting Javascript on the world.