Liz Fong-Jones / 方禮真 / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey / Honeycomb.io Field CTO - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

Has this troon got anything positive going for him?

He's chopped his own dick off. He's ugly as fuck. He looks like he stinks of B.O. and cat piss. His teeth are yellow. His dress sense is terrible. He claims to have multiple personalities, all of which seem to be either cunts or rapists. He claims to have no internal dialogue, so he's basically just a troon automaton psychopath, going through the motions. He sounds like Kermit the Frog. His family hate him.

He has a fairly well-paying job I guess, but that seems to be it.

Imagine waking up, being him, with all his internal pent up rage and bitterness. I guess he deserves some props for not offing himself before now.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Old tweets from 2011 but anyways:
Elly & Elliot accidently discovered Elliot's prostate. One has to wonder what exactly they were doing to only discover this by accident.
Elliot also discovered that he's seriously multiorgasmic. Seriously.
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https://archive.is/fOa7c

Hemp rope gags work just fine. Elliot wanted to give a grue talk about it but nobody showed up. So sad.
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https://archive.is/ufdJ0

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God fucking dammit. This is why if I ever become supreme ruler, I won't ban Twitter X dot com, but what I will do is force anything that is posted in a public space be shown and broadcast by a fleet of blimps above-head like a fucking jumbotron that plays best-of moments curated by a military of Mic-Men that record all the dumb shit they see and hear.

We all need to bear the pain together as a people.

 

[LGHDR+]

God fucking dammit. This is why if I ever become supreme ruler, I won't ban Twitter X dot com, but what I will do is force anything that is posted in a public space be shown and broadcast by a fleet of blimps above-head like a fucking jumbotron that plays best-of moments curated by a military of Mic-Men that record all the dumb shit they see and hear.

We all need to bear the pain together as a people.

Dictatorship I can believe in!

 

[DavidS877]

God fucking dammit. This is why if I ever become supreme ruler, I won't ban Twitter X dot com, but what I will do is force anything that is posted in a public space be shown and broadcast by a fleet of blimps above-head like a fucking jumbotron that plays best-of moments curated by a military of Mic-Men that record all the dumb shit they see and hear.

We all need to bear the pain together as a people.

Obviously don't do this: But it would be cool if his tweets found their way onto one of those LED billboard trucks around his next speaking engagement.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I felt inspired.

 

[Neil]

ZZZZZZ....
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Off to deliver a professional talk...
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"and home 13 hours after leaving. Looooong workday not made any easier by Amtrak's 1 hour delay
on the Vermonter getting into Hartford, and a further 1 hour delay getting from Stamford to NYP "
How did he manage to take this selfie? Another mystery!
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"Still tired *snoring intensifies*
Fuck chronic fatigue."
(pls no boop snoot). --Liz
"boop" --June
eeep! mow mow mow mow --Liz
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Note that this was posted by Liz & June.
(reminder - Liz = kind and forgiving, June = not so.)
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God, he's so fucking repulsive.

 

[AnOminous]

There will be a whole thread about it once the images leak, and every post will be marked horrifying.

We'll have to start posting insults of him on pictures of himself in totally squiggly letters that break TTS, so he'll literally have to pay someone to read them to him.

I felt inspired.

Doesn't this dude claim to be a millionaire? What's with the dollar store welfare glasses? Aren't these the glasses they give sex offenders when they get out of prison?

 

[LGHDR+]

Aren't these the glasses they give sex offenders

I think you answered your own question there...

 

[AltisticRight]

I hope.

 

[Strangolapreti]

I hope.
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Soon.

 

[LGHDR+]

Soon.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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The Wombat will stand no more delays.

 

[Prince Vegeta]

This is a very cozy thread.

 

[LGHDR+]

The Wombat will stand no more delays.

He works hard on those poop cubes, and is sick of me comparing Elliot's face to them.

 

[Flamin Park]

I hope.
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Unrealistic

To support a monolith like that you need high tensile steel cable with high carbon content and suitable anchorage

 

[LGHDR+]

Unrealistic

To support a monolith like that you need high tensile steel cable with high carbon content and suitable anchorage

I ran the math real quick, and we're going to need AT LEAST something along the line of carbon nanotubes with sufficient tensile strength to support a space elevator.

Hang him from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

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Some faces are just ugly, others are fist magnets, these however should be cleansed with fire. Imagine looking this ugly and still being uppity

And they all think they're uwu

 

[LGHDR+]

And they all think they're uwu

In reality they're more like (´π`), according to my search for a puking text emoji.

 

[Godmode]

I have a movie recommendation for Erriot:

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I have a movie recommendation for Erriot:
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Also,