🍽️ حلال Alan Michael White / Orson Zedd / Regulus Youmans / Nintenfreak / nintfjr - A time capsule opens revealing Chris's long lost twin. Donkey Kong incest fetishist, opsec expert, ontologically paedophilic.

[make_it_so]

If you're reading this you absolute mongoloid: Kill yourself

I doubt that Alan knows how to use Tor.

 

[AnOminous]

I doubt that Alan knows how to use Tor.

That would be excusable back when it required actually installing it as a service and then setting it up as a proxy in a browser. It's pretty inexcusable to be that stupid when it's literally download a new browser and enter a goofy looking url.

 

[make_it_so]

That would be excusable back when it required actually installing it as a service and then setting it up as a proxy in a browser. It's pretty inexcusable to be that stupid when it's literally download a new browser and enter a goofy looking url.

True, but remember who we're talking about here.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I was reminded of this retard so went to check up on him. Still giving those retarded takes. Current bugbear - reddit is run by fascists, and he turns down women who want to wait till marriage. Like this nigger ever turned anyone down, lol.

https://old.reddit.com/user/OrsonZedd/

https://archive.ph/ua5Jb

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Dude's such a forever-virgin that he wants the woman to do all the work so he can just lay there like a blobfish.

 

[Pissmaster]

I was reminded of this retard so went to check up on him. Still giving those retarded takes. Current bugbear - reddit is run by fascists, and he turns down women who want to wait till marriage. Like this nigger ever turned anyone down, lol.

https://old.reddit.com/user/OrsonZedd/

https://archive.ph/ua5Jb

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"If they won't sleep with me, I'll put them on blast!"

I'm sure that will work out in your favor and absolutely no one will see you as a creepy virgin with rage, Alan.

 

[Retink Retunk]

I was reminded of this retard so went to check up on him. Still giving those retarded takes. Current bugbear - reddit is run by fascists, and he turns down women who want to wait till marriage. Like this nigger ever turned anyone down, lol.

https://old.reddit.com/user/OrsonZedd/

https://archive.ph/ua5Jb

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This sounds like the name of a pub in Australia

 

[Troon Destroyer]

"fascist capitalist boot Liquors", another random.text quote!

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

I doubt that Alan knows how to use Tor.

We are back to the clearnet but (I think) he doesn't know the new URL.

 

[DSHK]

I was in a discord server with this dude. Whats he been up to lately?

 

[AnOminous]

I was in a discord server with this dude. Whats he been up to lately?

Probably just the usual. You know, homosexuality, bestiality, pedophilia.

 

[DSHK]

Probably just the usual. You know, homosexuality, bestiality, pedophilia.

Dude was a massive fedora tipper and white knight cuck, im just shocked how deep the rabbit hole goes.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Dude was a massive fedora tipper and white knight cuck, im just shocked how deep the rabbit hole goes.

You forgot one of the unspoken rules of Lolcows, never underestimate the depth of their rabbit hole.

 

[Mad At The Intranet]

I was reminded of this retard so went to check up on him. Still giving those retarded takes. Current bugbear - reddit is run by fascists, and he turns down women who want to wait till marriage. Like this nigger ever turned anyone down, lol.

https://old.reddit.com/user/OrsonZedd/

https://archive.ph/ua5Jb

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Found this in his most recent post.

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This is even more retarded than the Donkey Kong family tree. Aren't 13 year old girls the ones who usually make things like this? And he is how old??
Edit: It looked like one of those shipping pictures at first, still looks retarded though.

 

[Socrates]

Found this in his most recent post.
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This is even more retarded than the Donkey Kong family tree. Aren't 13 year old girls the ones who usually make things like this? And he is how old??
Edit: It looked like one of those shipping pictures at first, still looks retarded though.

Isn't that show literally for like 8 year old girls? What did he mean by this?

 

[AnOminous]

Isn't that show literally for like 8 year old girls? What did he mean by this?

He meant. . .

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

https://www.reddit.com/r/VaushV/comments/14nvfg3/can_we_please_go_back_to_fucking_normal_the/jqcxpc1/?context=3

stop being cringe incarnate.

-OrsonZedd, adult manchild whose pedophilia was exposed on kiwifarms.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Aren't 13 year old girls the ones who usually make things like this? And he is how old??

Yes, 13 years old girls and retards. I'm pretty sure he's not a girl.

 

[make_it_so]

Found this in his most recent post.
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This is even more retarded than the Donkey Kong family tree. Aren't 13 year old girls the ones who usually make things like this? And he is how old??
Edit: It looked like one of those shipping pictures at first, still looks retarded though.

In fairness though, this "latest post" of his is from two years ago.

 

[Octopi]

In fairness though, this "latest post" of his is from two years ago.

So he was only, like, what, 29? That's basically 13.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

"Sonic's arms are blue"-tier obsessing from Alan.

I'm sure if I referred to Marill by its true name, Pikablu, he'd act like I just did something horrible, like murdered his mother or misgendered a troon

If you're a certain age you remember kids on the playground hyping up Pikablu as the next Mewtwo or something lol