🍗 Deathfat Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

When will Juliana become bedbound? As of January 2022

  • Within 3 months

    Głosy: 33 4,2%
  • Within 6 months

    Głosy: 118 14,9%
  • Within a year

    Głosy: 210 26,6%
  • Within 3 years

    Głosy: 145 18,4%
  • Never

    Głosy: 27 3,4%
  • Shes already there

    Głosy: 257 32,5%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    790
That's either a skin tag or a bag worm hanging from her tit, and I do not hate myself enough to zoom in that far
I do and I did. That thing would have to be catching on everything, especially since she doesn't wear bras. If a skin tag is narrow enough at the base, it's possible to just tear them right off, you don't need a doctor and it doesn't hurt or bleed all that much. It's bewildering how Corissa can tolerate every single sensation in her body except hunger.
 
Fat Camp July 20th to 23rd:
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Found the old 2022 stuff.

The prices have quadrupled since last year and nothing is sold out unlike last year when it sold out in 24 hours. They also removed solo cabins.

20222023
Solo Cabin$950N/A
King Bed Shared$550$2,200
Sofa Bed Shared$400$1,850
Day Pass$150$500

2022:
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2023:
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If I'm paying $2200 for two nights of sharing a King-sized bed with a landwhale (who will either be gasping and snoring all night long, or wearing a CPAP), in the middle of Buttfuck Nowhere, Kansas, the food had better be outstanding. As in, "These lobsters were caught in Maine just this morning, and we chartered a flight to get them here as quickly as possible."

For $2200, I could spend a relaxing weekend at a luxury hotel in a beautiful setting, celebrating fatness by gorging myself on all the best food that locale had to offer, and enjoying the use of the pool—or maybe even a beach! And even then, I'd really have to work at it to spend the full $2200 on lodging and food.

Okay, sure, I wouldn't get a goody bag containing a candle representing either a headless, limbless fat woman, or a disembodied vagina. I'd miss out on some dumbshit middle-school craft like making friendship bracelets. I'd also miss out on the possibility of seeing nonbinary water buffalo Kelly Lenza in all her horrific glory, while mentally adding up all the carbs her diabetic self devours. But I think I could live with it.

You know that's not the only underboob skin tag she's got, either.
 
What gets me is I went on an entire cruise on a new Disney owned ship for the price they are charging...They only have 12 rooms and none have sold out this time and no big fatties are tagging them about going. Wonder if the turnouts just going to be the people who are performing and running things.
 
The same three nights at the fucking Four Seasons or Plaza in NYC would cost less than what Corissa wants for a sofabed in a shared room. I'm sure the prepackaged party trays and wholesale boxes of Lays that corissa will pick up at Costco on the way there make it worth every penny.

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The problem with narcs is that once they've determined that something works in principle, there is nothing in the world that can convince them that it won't work irl. There is an old cartoon called Ellen and Edgar that perfectly illustrates what Corissa is trying to do right now and I wish that I could find the clip. Essentially, Corissa thinks that because people came to her shitty camp the first time around and were happy with spending hundreds of dollars for craft sessions and Home Brand chips, then obviously these people are morons and will pay anything she demands because she is just that shit hot and everything she does is amazing. Given the rising costs of... everything... she could probably get away with jacking up the price over and above, but since she's a narc, she thinks that she's a genius and a cult leader. Instead of skimming a bit more off the top this time around, she's going to take all the money that those fat morone have because she can do anything she wants and it always works.

Narcs who are on to a good thing always end up wrecking it because there is nothing any single human or god-like entity in the world can do to get them to understand the concept that just because something worked once, it doesn't mean that it'll work forever, and that pushing it and pushing it will lead to catastrophic failure. Rush and the Titan sub perfectly exemplify this mentally. The Titan sub survived a couple dives so therefore the whole concept was flawless and would never ever fail... all narcs are like this. They are incapable of understanding that something that worked the first time around probably won't work the second, and they will keep trying to milk it and milk it until everything implodes.
 
Plus didn’t they run a sale on day passes? I’d personally be pissed if I paid full price and they charged other fatties less later on. Fat chicks don’t usually have money to burn like this because they eat their disposable income. I look forward to the impending narc injury of a mostly empty event!
 
The Speed at Which they seem to have completely memory holed steves death makes me almost nauseous. Man's been dead for a week not even and it's just like he never existed.
 
Next year there will be even higher costs probably since they want to get a professional planner/organizer.
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Fat Camp Stuff from Corissa IG:
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Corrissa IG (She got called out on the Amazon and capitalizism comments and how she shills them now):
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J IG:
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Of course J is more invested in whether or not to get a Threads account than if Patti can afford the funeral or needs consoling. Especially since she’ll likely get one, anyway.

Meanwhile, Corissa wants to increase the admission price to Fat Camp when they haven’t even sold out this year’s slots due to how expensive it is.

I don’t know what I expected.
 
Plant based fabric?
Bitch you mean cotton?
It is spandex and something called Tencel Lyocell. They shrink heavily in heat so they cannot be washed in hot water nor dried in a dryer. It is flammable and cannot be ironed either or put in high heat.
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Look $209
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Reprise Aspen Sports Bra $89
Reprise Aspen Leggings $120
 
It is spandex and something called Tencel Lyocell. They shrink heavily in heat so they cannot be washed in hot water nor dried in a dryer. It is flammable and cannot be ironed either or put in high heat.
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Look $209
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Reprise Aspen Sports Bra $89
Reprise Aspen Leggings $120
Tencel and lyocell (lol incel) are just fancy brand names for rayon. All those marketing materials make them sound like a fancy new invention when they've been around for over a century.

And the fact that you can't wash them in hot water must be... wonderful. For both fatties who stretch out and soak them with roll sweat and the normal sized people who presumably buy these to work out in.
 
In that seated photo Coco looks for all the world like a baby crapping its nappy and feeling very satisfied about it.
 
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Corissa wants someone to apply for corporate sponsorships. Good luck with that lmao. As someone in a very small field you can get businesses to donate small items and food relatively easily, but getting businesses to donate large sums of money (which what Corissa wants) is very hard - they are not going to give you money unless there is something in it for them, and 20 fat women near a pool and Corissa's instagram are not a worthwhile market for promotions. The best chance she'll have is applying to some leftwing foundation that is still impressed by fat acceptance buzzwords.
 
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