The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AMHOLIO]

Small update from Shiteater Jen. He's still working on his RPG Maker game, apparently 750+ hours into it. Judge for yourselves:

Sometimes I think I'm bad at something. Then I click play on Jen's video and realize I did not spend 750 hours to make "my second RPG Maker project".

How long till it snaps and and goes on a spree killing?

Currently he's too fat, lazy, and cowardly. I'm sure his bark could turn into bite someday but really as long as he has some sort of easily accessible pussy (even if he's pussywhipped) should not shoot anything.

 

[Godchu]

Sometimes I think I'm bad at something. Then I click play on Jen's video and realize I did not spend 750 hours to make "my second RPG Maker project".

Wait, that's his SECOND project???

Makes sense actually. Enough experience to come up with a highly ambitious project. Not enough to realize it properly or in a reasonable time frame. And too autistic and stupid to give up or at least reconsider his approach.

 

[Fornicario]

Every time I check in on this thread it gets worse, and now macho mama Bonnie Savage is accused of almost raping a pooner. How long till it snaps and and goes on a spree killing? Bet these niggers still can't cook ether.

The sex for housing is surprising only because it took so long for someone to make the accusation. It wasn't unexpected, plus it explains why so few people followed to Tranch 0.2.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Wait, that's his SECOND project???

Makes sense actually. Enough experience to come up with a highly ambitious project. Not enough to realize it properly or in a reasonable time frame. And too autistic and stupid to give up or at least reconsider his approach.

I actually don't know - it looks like a second project after a first shitty game you'd finish. There's enough lighting and small special features to make it a step up from 'my first fisher price rpg' but not enough to make it better than some 15-16 year old's project. It's better than a middle schooler but too embarrassing to be beyond high school from the sampling of RPG Maker games I've played, not enough to be made by a 40 year old adult freelance programmer* (iirc) like he is.

It's like a show of his own stunted development as a person. People can get into game development later in life as a hobby but the story and presentation feel like something a highschooler came up with. 750 hours in a project is enough time to develop a short game, I'm not sure why he's getting so over ambitious or proudly stating it for this level of competence. I mean, I KNOW why, he's a immature man who's emotionally stunted, but it's still just...

*I don't think he's familiar with the RPG Maker engine's coding language to add custom scripts to it and I'm not sure what he's proficient in but it sure is hilarious to think he can make money doing odd jobs but his passion project stumbles and falls.

 

[AnOminous]

It's better than a middle schooler but too embarrassing to be beyond high school from the sampling of RPG Maker games I've played, not enough to be made by a 40 year old adult freelance programmer (iirc) like he is.

"Freelance" just means unemployed when a troon says it.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Made a joke about squatters' rights. Also tagged @transcucumber (aka Neck) for some reason... still looking to rope in former Tranchers as allies, I guess?

He retweeted it, when you click through a retweet it automatically adds the person you saw it through:

 

[Spunt]

Every time I check in on this thread it gets worse, and now macho mama Bonnie Savage is accused of almost raping a pooner. How long till it snaps and and goes on a spree killing? Bet these niggers still can't cook ether.

Bear in mind that in SJ circles "almost raped" can mean anything from "I was held down and had to physically fight off a throbbing penis" to "someone called me by my morning pronouns at 12:15."

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

So did they try to plant clover or anything? They just let the moonscape grow again?

They’re so fucking lazy.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

Jen's little RPG maker project tickles my autism like nothing else the tranch has done recently. It looks so bad. Teenagers ten years ago were making shit better than that in an engine twenty years older and it looked and played better than that. I wonder if he plans on releasing it as freeware or charging for it.

 

[scallion]

Jen's little RPG maker project tickles my autism like nothing else the tranch has done recently. It looks so bad. Teenagers ten years ago were making shit better than that in an engine twenty years older and it looked and played better than that. I wonder if he plans on releasing it as freeware or charging for it.

Comparably, Oneshot was made in a single month and Jen's 750 hour magnum opus is still using the placeholder graphics.

 

[stupid frog]

Release your shitty game so we play it, Jen.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Release your shitty game so we play it, Jen.

I hate these lazy RPG maker projects so fucking much. I've made more, and better games, in my 72 hour gamejams than these wannabe fucks have made with apparently months in fucking fully suited engines. You'd think being terminally online and with nothing better to do, you'd at least make an 'interesting' game instead of a knockoff of a knockoff.

Shit like this just gives hobby devs like me a bad name.

 

[Ghostse]

I wouldn't say that. I'd rather have one we resoundingly won and without fucking the country for decades.

Another Spanish-American war. But not against Spain, against some place that's actually worth colonizing afterwards. Like Iceland or Croatia.

 

[AnOminous]

Vietnam was less of a war than an occupation like Iraq and Afghanistan.

It was pretty much a proxy war, with the U.S. and USSR dumping resources and personnel into a bottomless pit, fighting each other in someone else's country.

 

[Oxyjen]

I'd be for 1-2 years of universal service after high school, similar to what Israel and Nigeria have. Doesn't have to be military, give them a choice between the Army or a trail crew/urban renewal project.

Finland does this as well (due to having Russia as a neighbour) and imo it’s a pretty good idea.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The Tranch is proof earlier seasons of a show are always better.

 

[Oxyjen]

The Tranch is proof earlier seasons of a show are always better.

We need to just face it, Tranch has been cancelled, it’s over.

We are just hanging out here hoping for a new season or a feature film, and keeping up with the universe of characters via the otherwise boring but inexplicably long running Kevin.

 

[Spunt]

We need to just face it, Tranch has been cancelled, it’s over.

We are just hanging out here hoping for a new season or a feature film, and keeping up with the universe of characters via the otherwise boring but inexplicably long running Kevin.

Yeah they even tried the usual thing of rebooting it and replacing all the characters with black people, but "Ghazi Kodzo and the Kangdom of the Black Hammer" wasn't much of a success despite the legacy media trying to hype it up.

 

[Asian tech support]

Yeah they even tried the usual thing of rebooting it and replacing all the characters with black people, but "Ghazi Kodzo and the Kingdom of the Black Hammer" wasn't much of a success despite the legacy media trying to hype it up.

They spent all their budget on casting Ghazi as Phil. The rest of the cast were amateurs.

 

[Oxyjen]

Thought I’d add to this little sub-intrigue here rather than in the Kindness thread.

It begins here:

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/kindne...son-bonniemakes.101025/page-288#post-16325530

(sorry that is a Tor link, not sure how to make it work for everyone)

But anyway, the conflict between Jordan Hedburg, proprietor of The Tribune, and George Gramlich of The Sentinel (who has personally been trolling tranchers on Twitter in recent weeks) rumbles on.




Whaaaaaaat?????