biggacracka
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- 14 Gru 2022
That's Jim Traynor's job. Scalfatty's job is to buy smokers and make videos for the youtubes
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- 26 Maj 2013
To be fair, that quirk is the most genuinely Italian thing about him.
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- 10 Mar 2019
"They couldn't find anything then they did."
Some amazing insight from strokebrain there to explain how lost things are found.
Some amazing insight from strokebrain there to explain how lost things are found.
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- 16 Kwi 2021
This is so mushbrained that it wraps around from funny, to sad, and back to funny.
Diving down two miles into the ocean, in a vessel that had to keep resurfacing because it couldn't maintain contact with the surface, and using a wireless game controller that was something like a decade old to pilot it? Next to a giant shipwreck that's notorious for being too big to fail?
It's like it was ordained by God that it had to fail. The hubris was too much.
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- 6 Sty 2022
Fuck now I know there's no conspiracy.
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- 28 Gru 2014
What is this stroked-out retard even trying to say? He'd probably be gibbering about conspiracy if the sub just vanished without a trace. Amazingly when something is going somewhere specific and fucking explodes there's going to be wreckage you can find. Those strokes have really done a number on this dude who was already plenty stupid to start with.
Jack is the kind of retard who would consider it suspicious that you always find something the last place you look.
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- 8 Sie 2022
I'm honestly surprised he has yet to start blaming kiwis for gang stalking him by putting his keys on the wrong table or something. I guess part of it is he has so little independence he isn't the one looking for anything.
biggacracka
kiwifarms.net
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- 14 Gru 2022
"Tammy... I mean... I searched for 30min for the chocolate for my poung cake only for Tammy to accuse me of eated it all because I had chocolate drool on my shirt but I know better, it was those dong thirty trolls at the kiwi ranch [obj][obj]"
I tried to recreate the recent speech to text mushbrainism
Charlie Delicious
kiwifarms.net
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- 31 Mar 2017
his dead arm looks like it's turning purple
also lol@ the kids moving in again. Jack Jr is a useless mommasboy
densedance
kiwifarms.net
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- 26 Maj 2021
The whole video set up is a joke. Jesus christ, I had better lighting in the Nuclear Bunker that I was serving my Army time in.
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- 29 Wrz 2022
What a faggot.
Look I'll be the first to say I'm not having much sympathy for rich fucks who want to spend 8+ hours in something the size of a truck to look at the wreck of the Titanic. But to say it was deliberate sabotage AND that he's being smug about it? Fuck you fatty. Go eat another ice cream muffin and maybe stroke out completely.
This was just a joke from start to finish.
And he's got to read here because he made sure to pronounce "ganache" properly. Also the reason it probably fell? He didn't sift it. Mixing with a fork doesn't give you the same results. Hell a simple wire strainer would have been enough to use for that so long as the holes are of a small enough size.
It's the "kids" kitchen so he was serious when he said he wanted to set up a kitchen set to film his show on.
But Jr & Jr moving back in isn't a surprise. This was always the plan as these people are convinced the country is going to fall any day now and they need their place out in the middle of nowhere so they'd be safe from roving gangs of atheists.
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- 4 Gru 2013
They didn't even really move to the middle of nowhere. It's a 1.5 acre plot 30 minutes from their old house. He's 10 minutes away from Arby's, Wendy's, Walmart, and Kroger. His 13-acre Bohamian Grove idea was only going to happen on their budget if they really did move to the sticks, but that would mean no more Bourgon Bacon Borgls whenever the craving struck. Junior probably can't afford anything better than a ghetto apartment, and that just isn't befitting for the Gucciest of Goombas, so he did what every real Sigma Male Grindset Maxxer does and moved back in with his parents.
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- 30 Mar 2020
This is the Jack equivalent of Lt Dan screaming at god during the hurricane.
Jack is straight up saying, "Come at me, Lord."
You know what is weird I have noticed a lot of creators repeating stuff in the last couple of months. I am starting to wonder if it is some kind of algo trick.
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- 28 Gru 2014
That or Jack now qualifies as disabled for one or more of his many physical woes and they have set up something where he gets paid by the state for being a live-in caretaker. That sometimes happens in these end-of-life situations and probably pays at least as well as whatever dumb shit he's capable of doing.
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- 29 Wrz 2022
It's possible after all Jagoff has all the hallmarks of a grifter about him.
That's it? I figured it would have been more rural but then I don't know much about Tennesee. I just took a look at it on Google Maps and saw it was a smaller town and figured it was as far as they were willing to move but not far enough just in case they needed a quick trip to the hospital.
Only half an hour from their old home though? Guess the new area just has a lack of darkies then. As for Jr. & Jr. they're fucked anyway no matter where they are. He's go zero education, she's going to pulling in some money but they're going to have to rely on Fatass and Hammy to keep a roof over their head. It only makes sense they'd move back in.
That smashburger taco isn't great, but I could see making one when drunk and out of hamburger buns.
As to the abomination "taco", my facebook feed is full of nightmare foodies. The big mac taco was posted as "Dinner for hungry hubby" and the comments were a fucking goldmine. People were publicly wishing death and divorce on the woman who posted it.
Mexicans were particularly incensed.
I thought I saved it, but it's not in my saved folder. Maybe facebook nuked it because of the open death threats.
"Don't get bitchy" Huh, that doesn't sound like food, family, fun.
If stroke brain makes Jack verbally vulgar, I'm here for it. I want to see him fuck up and tell the fast food workers what he really thinks of them.
Time to film a new intro fatty!
And I was right! He's filming with the ugly dong sink behind him!
The lighting is fitting. God has denied Jack his light. SQUINT FATTY, SQUINT!
The cake isn't even a metaphor, it's just shit.
Bourgon squad!
- Dołączono
- 3 Mar 2019
Yea, his arm is kinda getting more and more red. You can see it when he leans it on the counter.
Dammit, Jack. Being on a keto diet doesn't mean you just eat a pound and a half of cream cheese, cheese and eggs every day.
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- 2 Kwi 2019
See, that's the thing. The whole "herd immunity" "everyone has to get vaccinated to protect the most vulnerable" was all supposed to be for the benefit of old, fat, unhealthy fucks like Jack. Most people comply, despite a lot being young and healthy enough to not really need it for themselves, but then someone who should actually get it, because they're actually vulnerable, outright refuses, because blah blah blah, conspiracy. What sucks is I knew someone who was basically like Jack in this way, and they didn't survive Covid. Because they were old, fat, and unhealthy, but decided that defying an alleged conspiracy was more important.
Jack can't even do conspiracies right! The conspiracy is that the Navy heard the boom from the implosion on that Sunday that they left, and James Cameron and his other submarine bros had intel that the vessel was having problems and trying to come back up before communication was lost, but we still got this horse-and-pony show of a search and recovery mission for several days, only for the debris discovery to be announced just as Hunter Biden was being indicted. Basically they muddied up the real info and then let out the big reveal just in time for it to be a good distraction. Not saying that I do or don't believe this, but as a conspiracy theory, it actually makes somewhat sense. Jack has to be his usual mongoloid self and decide that the retard billionaires were outright murdered, because reasons. And that he's really clever for being the only one to think this nonsense up.
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- 28 Gru 2014
Funny how so many of the dumbass talk radiobros who pulled that bullshit were among the dead. Also Herman Cain. Not sure why the autistic screeching about laughing at people dying of their own stupidity is a thing here of all places.