💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Balldo's Gate]

West is so vague as to mean almost anything. I didn't watch the stream or clips yet, but the other option is the grand parents could have joined them "out west" somewhere on vacation, like say Hawaii. They're more loaded than Rackets is.

Maybe he said west to throw off the scent?

The caginess with which Rekieta is still treating his vacation is extremely sus. It's one thing to be intentionally vague about your vacation before and during the trip, but continuing to be this evasive after the fact is bizarre, especially when combined with other revelations such as the use of of a fake name.

This obviously leads people here to believe he's hiding something. But it wouldn't surprise me if it lead much of his remaining audience (lacking any context from this thread) to believe that he's turned into some sort of paranoiac who's actually delusional enough to consider himself an actual celebrity. I don't know if either conclusion would be correct. I just know that it seems weird to me.

 

[JudyGemstone]

The caginess with which Rekieta is still treating his vacation is extremely sus. It's one thing to be intentionally vague about your vacation before and during the trip, but continuing to be this evasive after the fact is bizarre, especially when combined with other revelations such as the use of of a fake name.

His ultimate downfall. He thinks getting personal and sharing his personal life helps build an audience and makes people feel "closer" to him. It's the opposite. Para-social weirdos want to know everything and it will never be enough. People on the farms watch and research out of pure curiosity.

While he likes to reel people in with his personal life, he turns around and gets angry for those exact outcomes highlighted above. You can't have it both ways. You're either personal and deal with "the weirdos" wanting to get closer................. OR you set up boundaries like any other human and keep your personal life out of it, and focus on the law interviews.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

(Also, I've been meaning to ask you, SPaded... do you happen to know SPectre? You were the first person to DM me on Kiwi offering to leak my info. SPectre also has this weird desire to be part of every drama. Total SPeculation but thought I'd ask.)

Please just shut the fuck up. You're not as smart as you think you are.

 

[KittyLoaf]

Nah, I tagged her bc I'm being CONSTANTLY belittled for not properly doxxing people when she's ADMITTED she has information to do so.

Also, who do so many supposedly British people give 2 fucks about Nick? He's as dumb and American as they come.

Meanwhile this love letter to Kalea from Himedall....

When was the last time Himedall showed ANY kind of love like that to literally anyone?

Let me know, alts.

Correction: you're belittled for being a useless faggot - hyping up absolute mundane shit, claiming receipts but never dropping them, and constantly trying to make everything about you.

You're not the main character, you're a musty cunt absolutely thirsting for attention. The only attention you deserve is mockery.

 

[Swole McPole]

You are correct. His crazy-eyes mother has been in Florida since 2018.

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I see why he was attracted to Our Wife now. Rekieta married his mother.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Spoiler: Please be patient with me I have autism

The 8 series Seiko movements are good. Unregulated and undecorated versions of the 9 series used in the Grand Seikos, so that's not a terrible suggestion. I'd also add that if one wants a chrono, for $3k it's not hard to find a lightly used Omega Speedmaster. I don't like chronographs but even I know that's a better watch than the SRQ025 or the 037. Frankly, if one is looking for a stainless steel sports watch in the $3K range, pick up Seiko SLA021J1 or a NOMOS 782 (if you don't like how thick the Seiko is).

I restore/collect old watches from brands Seiko, Elgin, American Watch Co, or one off rare manufactures like a SM1A movement.
Am I being mistaken in my recollection that Rolex does not allow you to purchase (new) replacement parts yourself?

I used to like Seiko because they were a really good price point, decent spare parts supply, OEM manual avalible, and much simpler movements. Whoever the retard was that came up with this new 60s rotatable dial and added the convex back crystal case should commit seppuku

Spectre

You aren't spectre. I know cause the real one would've been shit talking on how he was involved in the Bin Laden raid, had over 2000 confirmed kills and was going to gorilla warfare my ass like a Rambo movie.

Thank you! I thought his parents were still in Texas. Maybe they were in Florida? It would make sense to bring your kids there for the Disney stuff.

I think it's FL or Texas, he had a similar trip around this time last year no? I seem to recall the FL/Texas trip is a yearly occurrence.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Guys! Wear shorter shorts! Women LOVE it

Too much talk about 'glistening, beaming, muscular, manly thighs'. Much gay. The Women will ALL swoon.

Yea yea. We all know what this faggot means by both of these.

If Rackets takes many more vacations he is gonna end up wearing diapers.

The Faran being Judy Gemstone thing isn't even important to this thread.

It's just not a very interesting or impactful story development. Her weird Dracula post notwithstanding she is a decent detractor.

She TOLD Kiwi that she was supplied 700 pages of Xino's Secret Discord,

She is probably busy. It's not like this is life or death. It's merely a hobby. We get it when she gets around to it.

Cynthia I feel for you. You are not as intelligent as you think you are

I've never seen someone so adept at jumping to the wrong conclusions than our friend Cynthia.

The mystery if I'm Faran............. I'M NOT. Balldo is exactly right....... it's made me somewhat troll tho. I'm also not Kalea.

That' exactly what Kalea would say!

Hey, fuckface. Don't call me Kalea. I'm clearly Spectre.

My condolences. I think I'd rather be Ron Toye than Spectre.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Rounding out the OLD archives with this one and the next. Then we are within 3 logs of current.


These two chats together made me laugh.

Lorentzen​	Anyone wants to smell my feet?
Still-Life-​	WHore-monger

Why do they think people in chat know medications?

xino_z

hey quick ? on the ambien. can you take it and still fail to fall asleep? i think they gave me a placebo

Simps:

Spoiler: Simping for Mormons

DE4THWI5H

Look... I now define muyself as a Lauren delaguna simp....but is there anything hotter than dani ahn dancing in this clip? https://youtu.be/oQISwhf9cxM

TheMildOne	Damn mormon chicks being hotter than they should be
MrStirFry99	i can agree with this statement. lol Dani is hot.
TheMildOne	I'm not taking sloppy seconds from a dog though
MrStirFry99	i cant believe that meme got created. lol. she's a "good" mormon
TheMildOne	It's because she got embarrassed instead of grossed out and ribbing back
MrStirFry99	i know. i was there. lol
Southanarchist	Y’all talking about Dani in here?
MrStirFry99	and lauren, but dani. looks too good in that law nerd clip

Lamenting low chat numbers:

Blake_GlenGarry​

back up to 21, shew, we're all good no....noooo down to 20!!!!! life isn't worth living!!!!! why? WHY???

Opinions on Kiwi Farms:

Spoiler: Kiwis

xino_z​

kf is like locals with phds. they edit shit and archive and all that. there are probably no forks or knives in the spoon spot of the silverware drawer if catch my drift. . its kinda funny if you can check your ego before going on the site

TMFSquid​	You forgot the weapons grade autism and mental retardation that permeates the site with conspiracy theories that don't make sense
Blake_GlenGarry​	ive found it healthier to presume and assume they do not exist
TheMildOne​	If THOSE are PhDs.....I hate to see the Tenured Retardation.

xino_z​

but also fucking funny

TheMildOne​	Is KF still stuck on Tor
TMFSquid​	Sometimes, I haven't been on the site since a certain unnamed cunt decided kf are God's gift and always correct

TheMildOne​

I haven't seen anything funny on KF in a long time....got any examples?

Southanarchist​

More like pointless

xino_z​

is this a given tho since its just a rackets diss track?

Southanarchist​

Sure, but I can’t wrap my head around why they are determined to undermine on of two people I have ever heard defend them

This is normal:

TMFSquid​

Oh please hit my truck, give me a reason to slash your fuckin tires

There are a lot of posts like this:

Still-Life-​

A lying fucking Narc bleeding to death is one of the most beautiful sight on earth. Like the bullshit drains our of their body and eyes, and you can see it. Like they know how bad they fucked up.

Still-Life-​	KIll any-THING with that hides behind a badge
Still-Life-​	NOt joking. Choke a coward in public.

Going to Anime Convention:

Andrew_Wahoo​

Going to Matsuri?

Andrew_Wahoo​

Mario cosplay will be in full effect!

TMFSquid​

Nice, I won't cosplay, but I'll be wearing cat shirts

TMFSquid​

Just need the feds to mail me my check for 2020 tax returns so I can go

 

[Chibitzen]

The Official 5K Grift Gift will never see the light of day. That's OK though, because KF's generous community full of FREE entertainment once again steps up to the plate to deliver.

Even if you were not unfortunate enough to have signed up during the Rekieta Locals' 5K registration drive, you too can receive a FREE 5K Grift.

Below I have attached an Unofficial 5K Grift for this thread's personal enjoyment. These aren't really for redistribution, but if you do, it's whatever. I simply enjoy doing these in my spare time and also because I fucking adore banter. Anyway if you want to use them for Gods Know What, I've included the means...

R.I.P. 5K Gift Promissory Note </3

Spoiler: Rekieta 5K Grift: Live, Laugh, Love Golden Coaster

Spoiler: B&W Version

Spoiler: Transparent Version

 

[Dean Pentel]

Spoiler: Horology aspie-rations

Am I being mistaken in my recollection that Rolex does not allow you to purchase (new) replacement parts yourself?

I don't know. Perhaps if you're official in some capacity, but that's only speculation from the restoration/repair videos I've seen on YouTube. Ever since I decided that I wasn't a fan, I've paid Rolex very little attention.

You aren't spectre. I know cause the real one would've been shit talking on how he was involved in the Bin Laden raid, had over 2000 confirmed kills and was going to gorilla warfare my ass like a Rambo movie.

Did he really post silly shit like that? I mean, it wouldn't be a huge surprise given what a dumb faggot he is. If he's gonna lie about seeing combat, he should at least say that's why his face is seriously fucked up.

Speaking of posting retarded shit regarding violence on the Internet, that Still-Life- guy is something else. Hey @Cynthia Behave you should consider hooking up with that guy. You can both stop taking your meds on synchronized schedules and have some fun. Make it competitive: see who can post the absolute dumbest screeches for attention online between the two of you. My money'd be squarely on you.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

This got me curious, so I went through the rumble streams comments. He only left two but they're good for a laugh, especially the second one.
(I don't recall these being posted apologies if they have.)
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When I was checking the YT stream for any comments of his (there weren't any) I got an impulse to check his channels about section, and it reads exactly like you'd expect a LAW CHANNEL's description to. Weirdly there's no mention of relationship advice, drunken sex stories, Reddit-tier interpretations of scripture, or sex toy shilling.
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Getting shit on in his own Rumble comments. No wonder his Rumble views are so bad, his audience just left.

 

[feral cat #6385]

A SECRET discord? I find it hard to believe there's nothing groundbreaking. A secret group who doesn't think anyone is watching? I would bet there's more in there than any locals chats we've seen thus far.

With how retarded these Locals people are I don't know if the juice will be worth the squeeze.

Who the fuck even is Kalea?

Cynthia's invisible friend.

Wrong again. The only Discord server I am a part of is a private one to play Jackbox games with my wife and our boomer parents from time to time. Keep trying though. It's fun watching you drive your credibility through the floor.

This crazy old bitch is tunneling to the center of the earth.

Isn't the point of Kiwi to 'out' people for who they are and laugh at their nonsense?

For the 1,000,000th time we don't care about some Local's literal whos.

Glory be to God.

Don't you believe it. She will never shut up with her stupid bullshit.

So now she is openly admitting to shitting up the thread on purpose. Who is the moderator for this board? Is it stenographer? Have we had discussions with whoever the moderator is about removing the schizo wine mom from the thread?

She should be sent across the rainbow bridge.

I would venture he spent much of this vacation swinging clubbing so I'm not surprised at all he didn't get tanned.

Sex dungeons do not have windows

He probably has sunburn on his back. Rackets likes it prone bone.

 

[JudyGemstone]

xino_z

hey quick ? on the ambien. can you take it and still fail to fall asleep? i think they gave me a placebo

They didn't give you a placebo. You're just that much of a druggie bitch.

You aren't spectre. I know cause the real one would've been shit talking on how he was involved in the Bin Laden raid, had over 2000 confirmed kills and was going to gorilla warfare my ass like a Rambo movie.

Thank you for your service?????????

xino_z​

kf is like locals with phds. they edit shit and archive and all that. there are probably no forks or knives in the spoon spot of the silverware drawer if catch my drift. . its kinda funny if you can check your ego before going on the site

This bitch thinks the pharmacy conspired to give her an ambien placebo... but we're the retards?

R.I.P. 5K Gift Promissory Note </3

At this point his big 5k gift would be an STD, and he'd tell us how lucky we are.

Still-Life-​

A lying fucking Narc bleeding to death is one of the most beautiful sight on earth. Like the bullshit drains our of their body and eyes, and you can see it. Like they know how bad they fucked up.

Still-Life-​	KIll any-THING with that hides behind a badge
Still-Life-​	NOt joking. Choke a coward in public.

I bet he's SUPER fun at parties..............

 

[200MB]

Clipped some stuff from last nights stream.
(I skipped the Trump and Call of Duty parts though.)

Spoiler: clips

A strong start.

"Look!" *darts eyes*"It was a perfectly normal vacation alright!" *sweats profusely*
Shifty looking motherfucker.

Nick has a new show in the works.

Nick joining ShoutOut.

Nick the drunkard in denial, and maybe the most shit toast ever.

I guess his friends Stepdad got whacked in some 3rd world shit hole, and for political reasons?
I'm pretty curious about this one.

More masculinity advice incoming from the gay sex gimp.

Someone asks about the Marc Randazza/Project Veritas lawsuit.

Kids are out of school so Nick can finally cover trials lmao.

Many more vacations to come.

Nick calls out Carimachet.

Nicks take on the Dick Masterson/Eric July beef.

Condescending Nick is insufferable.

 

[Maude Snew]

My condolences. I think I'd rather be Ron Toye than Spectre.

Far as I can tell Ron does have a proper job and makes money and word on the street is he's deadly with a remote.

 

[AnOminous]

"Look!" *darts eyes*"It was a perfectly normal vacation alright!" *sweats profusely*
Shifty looking motherfucker.

And somehow he needed to use a false name and bring a nanny along to take care of the kids while the parents went off to do whatever deviant shit they were doing.

Sure, Balldo Man.

Actually, that sounds like the world's most degenerate superhero, with only the power to COOOOM. He puts on the Balldo and transforms from mild-mannered, well, foul-mouthed drunk into Balldo Man, a foul-mouthed drunk with a Balldo on.

 

[JudyGemstone]

Awwww look guys............... He has a menu................ He's preparing.

Let's see if dinner is 20 minutes late....... again!

Spoiler: Locals Post

OOOOOOO!!!! On Twitter too!!!

Spoiler: Twitter Post

 

[Potatoherder]

Lots of active streams today because of Trump. I think i got all the annoying bugs out of the way. We are 15 minutes out and 5 chat messages... i tuned the discon value in hopes i doesn't cut off. The chat used to be somewhat active 30+ minutes before his absence.

 

[Alter Ego]

Oh boy, I can smell the arrogance already

 

[Lubby Smith]

Regarding the grandparents:
Robert and Celeste Rekieta live in St. Pete, FL on the intercoastal waterway on the Gulf side.


Oddly they own another home in a far less desirable, highly melanated area, just off the main crack whore thoroughfare.



Assuming the Balldos vacationed at the waterfront property, they were a 40 minute drive from Ybor City, home to myriad bars including The Castle, an old church converted into a sex dungeon nightclub.

One will find a diverse crowd among the many bars within The Castle, from a group of drunken college chicks to a disgusting, drugged out granny tranny in a g string. I can't think of a more perfect setting for an anonymous libertine heretic. Hell, they even had a Lady Balldo doppelganger a couple days ago:

Spoiler: NSFW: non-prudes