💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Jeff_the_Thriller powiedział(a):
"We're with the cyberpolice: stalking division. Did you criticize a fat retard's poorly made chair on Twitter?"
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It really does look like a medieval torture implement. Like a heretic who scoffed at the Wheel of Catherine would turn sheet white when threatened with the Chair of Fatrick and renounce his heresy immediately.
 
Okay I am retarded, not as much as Pat, but I feel like this:
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is retarded. Like I'm sure there are actual factory-made chairs that do something like this but they have something to support it. Carpentry Kiwis help me but with my basic retard brain I think this:
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Would give way more support and not have the back collapse, be you a fat retard who weighs 400 pounds or not.
 
Shoddy construction aside (and it is very shoddy), why would you even design the chair like that? Your ass is basically on the ground while your knees kick up to your fat faggot bitch tits level. That doesn't look comfortable at all.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully powiedział(a):
Okay I am retarded, not as much as Pat, but I feel like this:
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is retarded. Like I'm sure there are actual factory-made chairs that do something like this but they have something to support it. Carpentry Kiwis help me but with my basic retard brain I think this:
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Would give way more support and not have the back collapse, be you a fat retard who weighs 400 pounds or not.
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What a fucking idiot. This shit is going to immediately buckle under his corpulence. Also, what is with Fat and rotting or shitty wood??
 
Fatty Pat has somehow secured another gig at some writer's convention.

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They have less than 1K followers on twitter, but their bio says they're 20 years old. I doubt small groups vet their guests as much as the bigger ones, but my God, I must wonder if some even vet at all? This guy hasn't completed a book in years, and he doesn't have the excuse of resting on laurels after churning out several NYT best sellers. This makes me believe they accepted him knowingly for attention OR the forerunners are all gunt-guards. He is one of several guests.

Also, why are they using a copyrighted image?
 
Mourning_Cloak powiedział(a):
Fatty Pat has somehow secured another gig at some writer's convention.

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They have less than 1K followers on twitter, but their bio says they're 20 years old. I doubt small groups vet their guests as much as the bigger ones, but my God, I must wonder if some even vet at all? This guy hasn't completed a book in years, and he doesn't have the excuse of resting on laurels after churning out several NYT best sellers. This makes me believe they accepted him knowingly for attention OR the forerunners are all gunt-guards. He is one of several guests.

Also, why are they using a copyrighted image?
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It looks like they took down the tweet. Copyright image, too many funny comments for Fatrick to mald at, or was his invitation revoked after realizing he doesn't sell any books?
 
Mourning_Cloak powiedział(a):
Fatty Pat has somehow secured another gig at some writer's convention.

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They have less than 1K followers on twitter, but their bio says they're 20 years old. I doubt small groups vet their guests as much as the bigger ones, but my God, I must wonder if some even vet at all? This guy hasn't completed a book in years, and he doesn't have the excuse of resting on laurels after churning out several NYT best sellers. This makes me believe they accepted him knowingly for attention OR the forerunners are all gunt-guards. He is one of several guests.

Also, why are they using a copyrighted image?
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how high is the chance that OnA people show up at the con to fuck with him?
seeing a stalker child get escorted out by security while patrick screams "ENJOY PRISON!" in the background would be really funny
 
Fuck I missed you guys so much before my boomer ass found out about Tor.

I mean, it was a lot.

You know how Patrick is really, really, really fat? Like, you look at him and think his diet has to be fistfuls of literal plutonium, because what else could provide the calories to get so fucking inhumanly fat?

The amount I missed you all is a close second to that.
 
Dean Pentel powiedział(a):
You know how Patrick is really, really, really fat? Like, you look at him and think his diet has to be fistfuls of literal plutonium, because what else could provide the calories to get so fucking inhumanly fat?
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My latest theory is that Fat Rick, fat as he is just catches meteors in his gravity well, much like the girthier planets in this solar system, thus protecting us from an extinction level event like what happened with the dinosaurs. They just didn't have the technology to have a faggot fat and stupid enough to save them. Unfortunately this puts us in danger of a different extinction level event should Milwaukee ever run out of Basketball Americans.
 
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