Containment What If?

[normankrasner]

what if Obama appointed Chris(tine) to a cabinet position? What if Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton appoints Chris(tine) to a cabinet position?

 

[Terrorist]

What if Chris gave birth to Tommy Wiseau? What if the abscess is actually some kind of Tommy-containing egg sac?

 

[Pharts]

what if chris actually dies from his taint wound?

 

[Vault Boy]

what if chris actually dies from his taint wound?

Same as if he dies any other way, the Farms will mourn the loss of one of the greatest Lolcows in history, and Bob's peaceful rest will be disturbed for the rest of time.

What if Chris had a really bad acid trip?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris had a really bad acid trip?

This is a guy who literally had his date stolen by a guy in a pickle suit and that's not even near the weirdest thing that's happened to him.

His life is already a really bad acid trip.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if

Spoiler

Barb has a penis?

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

What if Chris(tine) spoke at the democrat convention? what if (s)he went as a delegate from VA?

VA would receive a bad reputation and would therefore be ruled out for future participation, because Chris only adresses non-political issues such as toys, trannies, donations and the un-clit.

He just might, considering the un-clit situation.

What if Chris became a pro-wrestler? What would his alias be?

Autismo, The Un-Clit!!

"Tranny-punch! Tranny-kick! Feminine-slam! Clit-lock! Sonichu-driver!"

 

[Picklechu]

what if Obama appointed Chris(tine) to a cabinet position? What if Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton appoints Chris(tine) to a cabinet position?

The Senate would refuse to confirm him.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Barb and Chris lived during the Stone Age?

 

[Somar]

What if Phil and Chris became roommates?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Phil and Chris became roommates?

Brokeduck Mountain.

 

[Anime-Chan]

what if we're the autistic ones

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Barb and Chris lived during the Stone Age?

People would tell him about it twice.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a radio?

Spoiler

He's always tuned out, of reality. Baddmtssssssss

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was at the mercy of Buffalo Bill?

 

[Feel My Comeuppance]

What if Chris was at the mercy of Buffalo Bill?

Bill would be nauseated by the stench and let Chris go.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris a pacifist?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris a pacifist?

He'd either take pictures of himself naked under a pile of Olive Branches, try to set him self on fire/ quit when it hurts, hunger strike/ fail every time someone tries to troll him.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris' name was on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

What if Hillary becomes president and CWC applies for a job as a White House intern and is accepted?