💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Trig.Point]

He'd never do it because it's 100% vegetables. But then knowing him he'd add things like ham and bacon to it before smothering it in shreddy cheese.

Or he'd make a "Ratatouille Casserole" by adding big chunks of Italian sausage to it then say it tasted just like sausages with peppers and onions. Then say it's healthy because of all the vegetables while we can see it's swimming in grease.

Carrots, Onions, Celery, Peppers, Garlic and some sort of Tomato base. You cannot go wrong! Maybe add some sort of fish based stock and MSG. Serve it with whatever Carb you want whether it's Potato or Pasta, dust with some hard cheese and everybody is happy! I've lived with a vegetarian and combinations of this is what stopped us murdering each other.

If Jack wasn't such an ignorant fat fuck that had been forsaken by God. Then he'd be making videos about food that would help him post recovery. Videos that the YouTube algorithm would probably even like. Instead he keeps on carrying on.

I'm glad he's not dead, and I feel like the £2 that I gave the local Catholic (Chinese) church to light a candle for him was well spent. Fucking hell though this guy cannot learn a lesson.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Carrots, Onions, Celery, Peppers, Garlic and some sort of Tomato base. You cannot go wrong!

If you're Jagoff you can.

He'd cut them all different sizes because he's got terrible knife skills. Half the veggies would be burnt and half would be raw. Then use jarred garlic and dried onion instead of the fresh kind. Then dump a whole bag of shreddy cheese on top.

Besides carrots and celery have no place in ratatouille. The two ingredients that tend to be used in place are zucchini and eggplant although traditionally it's like Minestrone and it's whatever you had in the garden or picked up at the market. However zucchini and eggplant are always included.

If Jack wasn't such an ignorant fat fuck that had been forsaken by God. Then he'd be making videos about food that would help him post recovery. Videos that the YouTube algorithm would probably even like. Instead he keeps on carrying on.

He's had this choice handed to him before but he's always thrown it away. He talked, early on, about the importance of healthy eating but that was back in California. Once he moved to Hendersonville he completely gave up on it when he discovered BBQ.

 

[Trig.Point]

If you're Jagoff you can.

He'd cut them all different sizes because he's got terrible knife skills. Half the veggies would be burnt and half would be raw. Then use jarred garlic and dried onion instead of the fresh kind. Then dump a whole bag of shreddy cheese on top.

Mate you don't need knife skills. Only two sizes of chopped food big or small. I bought an elderly relative a Chinese cleaver (and a knife sharpener) as a present, she currently hacks vegetables up into random sizes (holding the cleaver above her head for dramatic effect), throws them in the pot with a stock cube a few chicken thighs on the bone, with a bit of Armotat (British MSG) . One forkfull is mush, the next is firm. It's delicious.

Besides carrots and celery have no place in ratatouille. The two ingredients that tend to be used in place are zucchini and eggplant although traditionally it's like Minestrone and it's whatever you had in the garden or picked up at the market. However zucchini and eggplant are always included.

Try not to be a cave dweller, just call them Courgettes and Aubergine's like the rest of the civilised world. Anyway I think they don't break down in a tomato sauce like carrots and celery do.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Try not to be a cave dweller, just call them Courgettes and Zucchini like the rest of the civilised world.

Courgettes are zucchini. Did you mean to say aubergine? Also, implying the french and british are civilized, lol.

 

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[GenociderSyo]

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He is confused on how to eat form both bags at once with only one functioning arm.

 

[Trig.Point]

Courgettes are zucchini. Did you mean to say aubergine? Also, implying the french and british are civilized, lol.

Yes I did.... I'm now going to stealth edit my post so it makes it look like I didn't make a mistake.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Jack's done. His brain is officially putty.

 

[AnOminous]

Courgettes are zucchini. Did you mean to say aubergine? Also, implying the french and british are civilized, lol.

I prefer moulignon because it doubles as a racist slur.

 

[densedance]

Oh boy ... Also since his latest Stroke he sounds like a heavily drunken guy all the time.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDBMz2kfktw

 

[Sev07]

 

[AnOminous]

Oh boy ... Also since his latest Stroke he sounds like a heavily drunken guy all the time.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDBMz2kfktw

Brain damage. It's a hell of a drug.

 

[crinklefry]

Oh boy ... Also since his latest Stroke he sounds like a heavily drunken guy all the time.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDBMz2kfktw

He genuinely looks and sounds like shit in this, even worse than the last video in my opinion. I actually felt a little scared watching this video, I truly don't think he has much time left

 

[AnOminous]

He genuinely looks and sounds like shit in this, even worse than the last video in my opinion. I actually felt a little scared watching this video, I truly don't think he has much time left

He also has the raspy bubbling congestive heart failure voice.

And the only (possibly) healthy item they got, they didn't bother to eat, the fat fucks. They just brought it home to throw it away and eat bacon-up out of a fucking bucket.

 

[Super Hans v2]

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Is it just me, or is HOPE's back starting to become bowed in because these worthless sacks of shit took off the harness only once, which was to change it out to this one out of the red?

 

[Guntanator]

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They won't let you film the kitchen in the nursing home.
Spoiler: jack is sent off to live full time in an assisted living facility while Tammy and him Traynor move into a 13 acre lot in the country.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

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Is it just me, or is HOPE's back starting to become bowed in because these worthless sacks of shit took off the harness only once, which was to change it out to this one out of the red?

You're not alone in that thought. When it comes to HOPE, I hope that Jack dies in the same way that @AnOminous does. Because that shit is disgusting and breaks my heart. Especially since Jagoff is currently more focused on playing with a virtual pet for the next two days than his actual pet. Poor doggie didn't deserve those sacks of shit that call themselves her owners.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Try not to be a cave dweller, just call them Courgettes and Aubergine's like the rest of the civilised world.

We speak English here. If you want to speak French go to the Int'l section. Putain de merde.

Courgettes are zucchini. Did you mean to say aubergine? Also, implying the french and british are civilized, lol.

I've never understood borrowing French cooking terms when English terms already exist. I guess it makes them sound a little fancier but... in the end it's still zucchini and eggplant.

I prefer moulignon because it doubles as a racist slur.

Had to include this scene from "True Romance" because Dennis Hopper makes mention of this when he calls Christopher Walken an "eggplant".

Both Dennis and Christopher were amazing in this scene.

Oh boy ... Also since his latest Stroke he sounds like a heavily drunken guy all the time.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDBMz2kfktw

He literally sounds half-dead here.

And of course the only thing he cares about is it has a lot of chicken.

 

[roo farmer]

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How did they ever think that was a pure-bred beagle? From the slenderness of the nose, I think it is a very small short haired collie or smooth foxterrier. Maybe, from the ticking with a bit of cattle dog or German short haired pointer, but it's too small for that. In any case, it looks like a mixed breed. Poor thing looks smart.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

How did they ever think that was a pure-bred beagle? From the slenderness of the nose, I think it is a very small short haired collie or smooth foxterrier. Maybe, from the ticking with a bit of cattle dog or German short haired pointer, but it's too small for that. In any case, it looks like a mixed breed. Poor thing looks smart.

They're retards. The breeder, or whomever they bought it from, said it was a beagle and they just said "okay".