💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Agreed and it’s really fucking annoying. There’s no shortage of soft pudgy nerds but his endless tough-guy bravado really makes him grate on the nerves. It’s only because we live in current-year that a fat blowhard like him hasn’t gotten his lisping ass kicked left and right already

He’s a truly fat faggot who shrieks like a woman. He’d talk a bunch of shit, then go down in one punch and crumple like an obese deck of cards.

I’m not saying people should try fight him, I’m just saying…..he’d suck at it. So maybe don’t talk so much about kicking people’s ass, Fatrick. It makes guys wanna prove what a pussy you’d be in a fight. Your head also looks like a bloated, greasy balloon.

You have not seen his epic fighting skills with a weapon!

And some faggot over there was "doing a bit" by trying to start a board war.

I believe that. A few would think that shit would be funny. and play along. To us it's stupid, to them its "doing a bit". Never really understood that as that term is used to be reserved for someone playing a certain role/ character and sticking with it online. It's different in comedy where it starts to lose a bit of itself when it makes it to this medium.

Now that we can't lurk there, Patposting is gonna get a lot harder.

I'm sure there's still some cross pollination between forum users that have signed up for both.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Agreed and it’s really fucking annoying. There’s no shortage of soft pudgy nerds but his endless tough-guy bravado really makes him grate on the nerves. It’s only because we live in current-year that a fat blowhard like him hasn’t gotten his lisping ass kicked left and right already

He’s a truly fat faggot who shrieks like a woman. He’d talk a bunch of shit, then go down in one punch and crumple like an obese deck of cards.

I’m not saying people should try fight him, I’m just saying…..he’d suck at it. So maybe don’t talk so much about kicking people’s ass, Fatrick. It makes guys wanna prove what a pussy you’d be in a fight. Your head also looks like a bloated, greasy balloon.

I hope Fat Pig Tomlinson never suffers a second of violence for the remainder of his fat life.

Hypothetically, however, he would also suck with guns. He oinks a pink game about firearms, but I suspect that anyone with the slightest bit of speed could close on him and take him down barehanded before he could draw a concealed weapon. I also think his yellowbelly ass wouldn’t have the nerve to pull the trigger if he did manage to draw.

Wishing you a non-violent life, Pig. I mean it.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I hope Fat Pig Tomlinson never suffers a second of violence for the remainder of his fat life.

Hypothetically, however, he would also suck with guns. He oinks a pink game about firearms, but I suspect that anyone with the slightest bit of speed could close on him and take him down barehanded before he could draw a concealed weapon. I also think his yellowbelly ass wouldn’t have the nerve to pull the trigger if he did manage to draw.

Wishing you a non-violent life, Pig. I mean it.

Patrick is the type of guy Dale Brown trains you to disarm.

 

[AnOminous]

To be fair, wasn't there like or two other idiots getting on Null's case that day like the guy who said Patrick's thread makes him thousands of dollars?

At least.

 

[ZipDisk]

There's over two decades of memes and inside jokes to catch up on.

And they repeat about four of them.

"Do da bit"
"da forums"
"Ha Ha Ho-ley shit"
"Some Norton shit goes here, probably an uncle paul bit"

The Opie and Anthony show was a great time filler. Not so much safe for work unless you were a trucker, but this was pre-podcast.
The callers were the fucking worst, and Opie was definitely fucking with nana by constantly cutting off "da bits" to go to some vapid shitbrain who thought they had some really deep insights.

They deliberately find the lines that say "do not cross" and giggle as they do it.

Nana is mad he never got to fuck Whoopi.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

And they repeat about four of them.

"Do da bit"
"da forums"
"Ha Ha Ho-ley shit"
"Some Norton shit goes here, probably an uncle paul bit"

At least they make sense and don't sound like some 11 year old is trying to come up with a brand new language.

 

[Terrorist]

Different site owners have different levels of risk tolerance. They don’t owe anyone anything.

the problem is, who is the audience? if it is only the people on forum you are trying to convince, then yes, saying it is only on him works. but if it is a wider audience, then as we have seen with the media coverage of our agrarian based forum here, they dont care. if only a single member does something, like post a threat against keffals, then that is proof the entire forum is guilty and behind it. though funny how the big tech sites like discord, twitter, facebook, youtube, etc get a pass on this.

The audience ONA are afraid of is the feds, because Torswats may have been connected to the MTG swatting. By bringing Torswats (a person of interest to law enforcement) to the forum, Dan could potentially bring the gaze of the FBI onto the brothermen. It's the logical move to go private for a while until the dust settles.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The audience ONA are afraid of is the feds, because Torswats may have been connected to the MTG swatting

He stated point-blank on OnA that he did it. Not saying he’s telling the truth but that’s his claim. The feds can get into the site even if it’s closed to the public; unfortunately they have their ways.

I don’t think Dan foresaw Torswats coming to the forum. Lack of foresight but not a malicious act.

 

[John_Smith]

I also think his yellowbelly ass wouldn’t have the nerve to pull the trigger if he did manage to draw.

He, as a narcissist, would absolutely gun you down in cold blood. He, as Piggy, incurable fumbledick, would accidentally discharge the gun and kill you. Then boast it was one purpose. "Neutralized, corpse child. Enjoy Hell." Either way, yes he would kill. However, before the trigger pull, in an astonishing display of Dutch courage and Tard rage ( see Josiah 5), he would harangue you and probably try to get you to beg him to let you live. Patso is a despicable creature, who sends his bipolar wife out to pay his debts from her salary and places her in danger in her own home because he will not learn.

There are enough Pests who contribute to this thread that I think we can still get a best of Patposting from them even without access to OnA forums. If Torswats claimed credit for swatting MTG, then Quasi is going to hear from the Jackboots. That'll be a subpoena that he cannot get quashed. Going private until the matter is settled is the safest course for him.

 

[Piggle Rick]

I don’t understand why Torswats would want to hurt OnA, I mean they are fucking with the same person that he is, right? Quasi had every right to private the site, since last time there was legal trouble it cost him a heap of money that he probably doubts Pig’s wife will actually pay back. This whole situation is really confusing. I hope the kids at that school that got a bomb threat enjoyed a day off and weren’t too scared. Pretty low act to target children especially if they are the type of school that already has active shooter practice drills. I don’t know whether to hope the Swedish guy is guilty and gets taken down or is innocent and sues Whacky Jackie for every sink she owns. It’s all such a mess.

 

[AnOminous]

I don’t understand why Torswats would want to hurt OnA, I mean they are fucking with the same person that he is, right?

So are we and if he is to believed he tried to frame one of our mods for swatting MTG. He just does it for his own personal amusement.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I don’t understand why Torswats would want to hurt OnA, I mean they are fucking with the same person that he is, right?

"With respect, Master Piggle Rick ... because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn."

 

[grey area]

Trust an overzealous autist with a shared objective to fuck someone after wanting effectively the same thing—a story as old as time itself.

 

[Cocklaunch]

Not saying that, Dan made his bed. If he wants to fuck up then throw him under the bus. I'm sure the admin has enough stuff on him to give to authorities. Null would do the same if any of us fucked up as bad as Dan has if the authorities asked. I don't recall this site closing down when worse shit happened because of a user, like Fuck You going off and killing two kids and cucked by a couch. Or those times someone fed posted so hard they contacted him. Though I only remember that happening once or twice.

Why would you willingly want to involve yourself with the authorities, just because some faggot on your website decided to take things too far.
I'd rather cut and run, let them figure it out, fuck the feds.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Why would you willingly want to involve yourself with the authorities, just because some faggot on your website decided to take things too far.
I'd rather cut and run, let them figure it out, fuck the feds.

I get what you’re saying but SWATting is wretched. If info was essentially forced on to me that could possibly help catch a SWATter, I’d pass it on. The discouraging thing is that there’s a million who will immediately take his place but getting one out of the picture is still good.

 

[The Feline Solution]

like the guy who said Patrick's thread makes him thousands of dollars?

That was @artilleryfroth, the fucking mongoloid, i'll never let that moron live down his retardation, though i don't even know if he's still posting since then. He kinda went "Yeah, i won't be donating money anymore if this thread gets locked" and only after that the thread got locked. Someone else who i don't remember started shit that got Null's attention but i think the locking still could've been averted if that retard didn't open his mouth.

"Ha Ha Ho-ley shit"

Certified classic.

 

[Cocklaunch]

I get what you’re saying but SWATting is wretched. If info was essentially forced on to me that could possibly help catch a SWATter, I’d pass it on. The discouraging thing is that there’s a million who will immediately take his place but getting one out of the picture is still good.

You might as well send a photo of a random person on google like our girl jackie. If the guy is so dedicated to making money through illegal means I doubt his fucking IP will render anything the feds could use, you'd be wasting your time and the feds too.

That was @artilleryfroth, the fucking mongoloid, i'll never let that moron live down his retardation, though i don't even know if he's still posting since then. He kinda went "Yeah, i won't be donating money anymore if this thread gets locked" and only after that the thread got locked. Someone else who i don't remember started shit that got Null's attention but i think the locking still could've been averted if that retard didn't open his mouth.

Certified classic.

I called null an autistic for saying "I don't care what happens to the thread" , and that guy is still a bigger fag then me.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

He oinks a pink game about firearms,

I just woke my toddler up you fuck (ilu though)

And they repeat about four of them.

"Do da bit"
"da forums"
"Ha Ha Ho-ley shit"
"Some Norton shit goes here, probably an uncle paul bit"

You fawkin' forgot fawk.


On a side note the 5 sinks things is instresting. Where does Dan live? 5 sinks being a flex is relative to where one is living. Texas for example, typically has low living costs and housing is remarkably good. You can find a decent 2 story home is some shittier areas right by trailer parks that have 5 sinks in a home going for 220s. (Speaking from work experience. If the politics were right, I'd consider moving to Texas though. Food is also fantastic down there) 5 sinks down there would be the norm, not the exception.

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

He’s a truly fat faggot who shrieks like a woman. He’d talk a bunch of shit, then go down in one punch and crumple like an obese deck of cards.

Patphamale Portugal trip when?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Why would you willingly want to involve yourself with the authorities, just because some faggot on your website decided to take things too far.
I'd rather cut and run, let them figure it out, fuck the feds.

Avoid law enforcement and bureaucrats at all times without exception. The odds are very much against you emerging unscathed (and no, “that one time” at an extreme end of the bell curve isn’t a compelling argument). Quasi has gone to great, expensive lengths to remain anonymous. Why should he let some random terrorist fuck it all up?