💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[John Andrews Stan]

Pat just keeps riding the waves of Jackie’s manic episodes with her, retweeting this shit even though it doesn’t say a word about the “stalkers” from OnA.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

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And yet he did not invite BDA to fight him and say he'll be just cleanup. Let's take this to its logical extreme:

1. Random pest gets way too drunk while in the area and goes to Pat's
2. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG "Come out come out Hoggy Tomlinson! Suuuuuuueeeey! Suuuuuuuuey!"
3. "No stalker. Shut your FUCKING. MMMOUTH!"
4. ???
5. pest regales it on OnA before he gets arrested
6. "A stalker came to our house. Luckily I was able to handle it all by myself with a hail of bullets because I'm a big boy and @.MPD has done nothing for us except visit our house and harass us for three years." 1 like 0 retweets 0 comments

 

[JustStopDude]

You know how Euros have different faces on them based on which country minted them? Just like the US quarters have a face indicating which state and territory they are honoring?

In a perfect world, Pat coins would have a side honoring a different Pat persona. Handy man Pat. Science Pat. Military genius Pat. Celebrated author Pat. Gym Rat Pat. Culinary Pat. Cultural Pat. Each Pat persona carefully designed and beautifully crafted. They would become collectable.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

In a perfect world, Pat coins would have a side honoring a different Pat persona. Handy man Pat. Science Pat. Military genius Pat. Celebrated author Pat. Gym Rat Pat. Culinary Pat. Cultural Pat. Each Pat persona carefully designed and beautifully crafted.

And each of them really fucking FAT.

 

[Law]

The "Torque Wheeler" edition of the Car Pat coin would be a sought after rare drop.
There's also Legal Pat, Comedian Pat, Mexico Cave Vacation Pat, Baseball Pat and Bar Fight Pat.

 

[A Sunset]

I don't know if breaks any rules to post it directly so I'll just link to Jackie's full article on ona - https://new.onaforums.net/threads/full-jackie-article.34908/

If you can't be bothered reading through her rambling detective work, then basically she has "uncovered" the swatter to be some random Swedish guy who seemingly has a great life and is related to some high ranking Swedish government official. She fully doxes him and accuses him of committing crimes that would likely get him extradited and imprisoned for life.

All because of a fucking shared username on Reddit and WOW, if I’m understanding this right.

She fully doxed this Swedish guy and openly accusing him of crimes that would ruin his life. Not that the allegation themselves couldn’t. He’s just some guys who in all likelihood has nothing to do with this, and she didn’t even contact him. She even had the audacity to put this behind a paywall to get sub stack subscribers. Now her gullible subhuman fans like Jon Frimann are starting to tag the Swedish police without questioning this idiocy at all.

Jackie Singh is unquestionably an immoral, grifting scumbag piece of shit (as well as being an utter retard) who deserved to get sued into oblivion for defamation.

But guess who’s thoughtlessly retweeting this shit? That’s right, the Pigman himself.



These pieces of shit deserve each other. Self-serving, accusing people of crimes without evidence, attention-seeking lying retards. Also who didn’t pop in this? ONA or Kiwi Farms.

Retweet this defamation Fatrick, that’ll help your life situation.

 

[Mr Moonface]

The guy she is accusing has already responded:

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/jaquel...gbutlegal-piggytomlinson.163351/post-16229147

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I have 37 sinks and no bathrooms. Here's a silver patcoin.
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He looks even more smug in bas relief.

honestly i dont think i would ever buy that coin; i honestly feel that any second it is going to start speaking and call me a child;call me autistic, but this legit freaks me out. good job, you perfectly captured the essence of patrick in coin form.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Archive was being awful on mobile for me

Archive ongoing. The queue's in the triple digits.
EDIT: Archive complete!

 

[Broadside]

honestly i dont think i would ever buy that coin; i honestly feel that any second it is going to start speaking and call me a child;call me autistic, but this legit freaks me out. good job, you perfectly captured the essence of patrick in coin form.

If you're familiar with Edgar Allen Poe's story The Telltale Heart it'd be like that, the coin whispering to you as you try to sleep.

Also gotta love Jackie and her nascent rake stepping skills. Keep it up! I hope this Swede sues you bitch.

 

[Lady Crow]

The "Torque Wheeler" edition of the Car Pat coin would be a sought after rare drop.
There's also Legal Pat, Comedian Pat, Mexico Cave Vacation Pat, Baseball Pat and Bar Fight Pat.

Other rare drops include coins featuring the pink fart blanket, his dead lizard, and a backwards fence.

 

[Meat Target]

If you're familiar with Edgar Allen Poe's story The Telltale Heart it'd be like that, the coin whispering to you as you try to sleep.

Also gotta love Jackie and her nascent rake stepping skills. Keep it up! I hope this Swede sues you bitch.

You'd hear the faint ghostly screams of black children, and their bones crunching in the pepperoni grinder.

 

[A Sunset]

Not to sidetrack things - but homies in the thread, if you're so inclined, post your funniest Fatrick pics? Preferably showing his whole head. I want to do some art pieces, I'm inspired by the Fatrick coin idea.

I have a few favorite pics but the good pics are kinda scattered around.

Also, if anyone feels like it, funniest pics of Jon Frimann and Uncle Paul. I want to do all the Fatrick side characters too.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

If a fatrick coin gets made, what should be on the reverse side?

 

[Dean Pentel]

Honestly tough guy pat is the most insufferable aspect of him. Sci-fi Pat, Nerd Pat, Handyman Pat those are all funny because they're expected of this loathsome fat retard.

I think it's because unlike Ralph it's not funny because it's not masked by fake southern accent hollering and slurred speech, it's seething impotent rage without any frills and it's like the only thing about him that makes me MATI

ETA: to clarify actually I think it's because I'm certain Ralph knows it's all bluster. He bloviates and hollers in public but he whimpers and cries in bed in private per Faith's writings.

With pat he actually thinks he's tough.

...but any average looking guy or anyone who looks like they can handle themselves is a different story, he would almost certainly let out a terrified shart into his wranglers and start squealing down the phone for the police to arrest the cyber terrorist.

I don't know why, but this made me laugh damn hard. Minor PL explanation: I'm reading this at work today in a trauma surgery. Patient's gonna die, it's been obvious for a bit so nothing special is happening. A lot of us are standing around waiting for the attending to call it, and we're on our phones. I see this post, I can't not snort laugh, so I step out of the room. I get pulled aside later to ask if I need some time to myself today. I say no, I'm okay and then get told it's okay to be sensitive about these things. No joke. I don't dare correct them because I'm not explaining why I walked out when I did.

Completely agree. It might just be a pet peeve of mine, but whenever I see this type of trait appear in a lolcow it's always the most infuriating aspect of them to me. You could see quite a bit of it with classical-era Chris, and Cyrax does this shit all the time. Rick is too fat, too cowardly, and too fat to possibly stand up to anyone.

I'm curious why the faux-tough-guy thing bothers you and Sneedfully so much, if you don't mind explaining.

If a fatrick coin gets made, what should be on the reverse side?

Those big fat bitch tits

 

[James done did it]

All because of a fucking shared username on Reddit and WOW, if I’m understanding this right.

She fully doxed this Swedish guy and openly accusing him of crimes that would ruin his life. Not that the allegation themselves couldn’t. He’s just some guys who in all likelihood has nothing to do with this, and she didn’t even contact him. She even had the audacity to put this behind a paywall to get sub stack subscribers. Now her gullible subhuman fans like Jon Frimann are starting to tag the Swedish police without questioning this idiocy at all.

Jackie Singh is unquestionably an immoral, grifting scumbag piece of shit (as well as being an utter retard) who deserved to get sued into oblivion for defamation.

But guess who’s thoughtlessly retweeting this shit? That’s right, the Pigman himself.

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These pieces of shit deserve each other. Self-serving, accusing people of crimes without evidence, attention-seeking lying retards. Also who didn’t pop in this? ONA or Kiwi Farms.

Retweet this defamation Fatrick, that’ll help your life situation.

So the thought process is there is one uncommonly used username (which I believe is a reference to some LOTR nerd shit, so it's not actually a 'unique' username, a few minutes of searching I've found at least two different people using it, as well as a black metal band, though the Swede is the most prolific) shared between this guy and someone who was involved with the telegram and he also knows computer nerd shit. Everything else in her article is wild speculation.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

I'm curious why the faux-tough-guy thing bothers you

Mildly long sperg ahead:

I think it's just because as I said: He thinks he's tough and everyone who has working eyes and ears can see that he's not, he's just a blithering effeminate fat retard. I guess to better explain, for some reason it's because it's the topic of violence and/or physical strength? I don't know I guess it's some primal ape brain thing that I know he's full of shit and it bothers me. Like pretty much everything else is in the realm of talent or profession where someone can be good at it despite physical appearance. Pat isn't good at anything and that's why it's funny, but if he somehow surprises me (maybe he's good at sewing or knitting and we don't know it, fruitcake that he is) I wouldn't begrudge him that. But when you look at someone you can just tell how well they'd probably do in a fight and this guy wouldn't. And yet he acts like he can rip phone books in half.

 

[Meat Target]

If a fatrick coin gets made, what should be on the reverse side?

His finger, Scorch, or Saint Mel.

 

[Broadside]

Not to sidetrack things - but homies in the thread, if you're so inclined, post your funniest Fatrick pics? Preferably showing his whole head. I want to do some art pieces, I'm inspired by the Fatrick coin idea.

I have a few favorite pics but the good pics are kinda scattered around.

Also, if anyone feels like it, funniest pics of Jon Frimann and Uncle Paul. I want to do all the Fatrick side characters too.

Bloody love this one I do

 

[siegemeister675]

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Bloody love this one I do

Look at that double chin