My brain hurts. What can I do to stop it? I want to calm myself down without alcohol. I really want to get Boinked Out, just utterly Sprongified, like - I just want to get Zoinked. I want to get Grunkled. I want to get Frytarded. I want to get Slippery-Squicked. I want my brain stem to feel like it has been absolutely Zigga-Zonked, Plonked and Twonked. I want

[Cats]

I really want to feel groamed. I really just need to chill out and get Yaddle Diddle Daddled. I feel like the best way for me to relax would be to get absolutely Morgued Out, yknow? I hate these nonstop feelings of nonstop feelings I have, can someone please direct me to the Plonkin' Kiosk? I wanna get Fizzled. I want to feel like I have been totally Quackysplacked. I wanna feel like a fuckin martian. I want to feel my brain gigglesprankling all over the fuckin' place. I want to get wiggidy-wack all up inside my Meat, the Meat my body uses to keep living and breathing. I wanna get Gigachilled.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Maybe the flagellants were onto something? Who knows they could have experienced the ultimate... Zonking?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Yeah my nigga I feel you.

Pull up round the corner we got chu we got the good shit around here. Sneasel bits. You'll be so groamed you'll barely remember your ZIP+4.

 

[SNU]

You need a smooch on the top of your head

 

[Spiny Rumples]

Tips:
- use binaural beats (real not fake).
- sleep with both hemispheres at once.
- princess your emotions (burst into song)
- fall in love
- 30-60 mins cardio
- 4 hourz watch a plant gently move
- cry
- look at porn you nut to but will regret
- listen to powerful music
- eggnog with nutmeg. just a little.

edit: also try wim hof method. pirated?

 

[Cats]

Tips:
- use binaural beats (real not fake).
- sleep with both hemispheres at once.
- princess your emotions (burst into song)
- fall in love
- 30-60 mins cardio
- 4 hourz watch a plant gently move
- cry
- look at porn you nut to but will regret
- listen to powerful music
- eggnog with nutmeg. just a little.

edit: also try wim hof method. pirated?

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