💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

What a lying piece of shit. I’m just going to flat out say it I don’t believe this guy’s BS anymore even for one second.

Were the Man of Pig
A Pig of Pen
He'd pick one up to write again

Yet with no capeshit to be found
That pig could ape so now he's drown'd
In Miller, debt and Twitter fights
He squeals all day and SWATs all night.

Inspired by Fuckwit, go check out https://pfgforums.com/threads/patrick-the-cursed-swine-a-comedy-of-hubris-and-failure.34678/

Spoiler: Patrick, the Cursed Swine: A Comedy of Hubris and Failure by Fuckwit

Act III, Scene II: A Tavern

Enter Patrick.

Pat:
I, Patrick, am the master of the jest,
An expert in the art of wordplay, blessed
With skill that none can match, and yet I find
No humor in the wit of MacDonald's kind.

Troll stands.

Troll:
Thou art so fat, how canst thou write at all?
With piggy-hooves that barely grip and stall.

Pat:
I am not fat, thou stalking miscreant.

Troll:
Thou art more swine than man, thou portly pig,
Thy form a sight that doth thy worth belig.

Pat:
Thou hast been told, a thousand times or more,
To cease thy contact, lest thou art forswore.

Troll:
Thou art a fat and homosexual wight,
With bitch-tits heaving, quite an awful sight.

Pat:
Enjoy thy prison stay, thou stalking cur,
For such as thee, the punishment's a blur.

Troll:
Pay thy debt to Quasi, ere thou boast loud,
Or suffer shame, and join the coward crowd.

Troll exits.

Patrick:
I shall never let the fools hold the victory!
For I am the greatest writer of all time,
And a political firebrand to boot!

Patrick raises his cup and takes a drink.

 

[Simon]

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Why is he still doing this? He gets less and less likes and shares on each new one. I guess since he's abandoned the author larp, this is his 'job' now.

 

[Ophelia]

Most if not all of us are against swatting. Null won’t even feature prime milk if swatting is involved (rightly so). We take it more seriously than Patrick, who constantly exaggerates and lies about the subject. Putrid fuck, involving his parents in his smear campaign.

Is he shooting for 50 “swats”? 100? When will his appetite be sated?

So what if he has to wear a ballgag and get pegged by her lesbian girlfriends once in awhile?

Especially if he enjoys it.

 

[Aegeus]

if he stopped drinking and started using his exercise equipment.

Pigs would literally fly before that would happen.

mint condition attic gym

The only damage is from Fatrick frequently spilling his beers on the dust-covered exercise equipment.

childing stalker's

Silence, you stalker-child!

smoke big black girthy cigars

Both Fatrick and Nikki are big fans of those.

 

[Meat Target]

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"Unable to locate complaintant"...

Hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm....

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

T | A

So, not even denying it huh Fat.

 

[Markorian]

Why is he still doing this? He gets less and less likes and shares on each new one. I guess since he's abandoned the author larp, this is his 'job' now.

Because people started saying it was suspicious when the SWATs stopped at the same time torSWATs was exposed.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Pig, you're gonna pay that debt
Pay that debt a long time
Pig, you're gonna pay that debt
Pay that debt a long time

I never give you my pepperoni
I only send you my tweets
And in the middle of legal defeats
I break down

Pig, you're gonna pay that debt

 

[Mr Moonface]

He might not be behind the recent swattings. He pissed off the torswats people by not paying them then insulting them repeatedly on his twitter. Maybe they've decided to continue swatting their most prolific customer to get back at him.

However Pat is such a despicable person and a pathological liar that there's a massive 'Boy who cried wolf' effect around everything he says. He may have found a new swatting service and plans to run up the numbers to try and sue the MPD as a means of paying Quasi. Yes, he is that insane and stupid, so this is also a possibility.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

fatrick should be sent off to the glue factory.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

may have found a new swatting service and plans to run up the numbers to try and sue the MPD as a means of paying Quasi.

Noooooo! What a terrible thought; I wish I could dismiss it as impossible.

Counterpoint: He’s inept at everything. Is it realistic that it’s gone on this long without his getting caught?

In any case, I’m so ready for the SWATting to be finished, ideally with the perpetrator in prison. The idea that it’s just going to drag out is horrifying. I hope it’s just the feds taking their time.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

fatrick should be sent off to the glue factory.

nah, that would mean the end of the fun and amusment we get from laughing at him. i want him to keep dancing for our entertainment.

In any case, I’m so ready for the SWATting to be finished, ideally with the perpetrator in prison. The idea that it’s just going to drag out is horrifying. I hope it’s just the feds taking their time.

not just with patrick but swatting in general has gotten very very very very very very very very very very gay. there is zero entertainment gotten from it and i wish the feds would hurry up and do their job for once. this is one of the only times when im disappointment with the feds being too incompetent to catch someone. usually i want them so incompetent that they couldnt even catch syphilis at a whore house, but in this case i really really want them to catch these faggots who are doing the swatting.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

The last few weeks have been wild, but the judges have made their final decision!

 

[Mr Moonface]

Twitter (Elon) is giving Norm a blue checkmark for free:

https://twitter.com/normmacdonald

Eat shit piggy.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Is the space they are renting the floors below? I can't imagine living near Patrick.

Imagine you're a poor college student looking to rent an apartment in Milwaukee a few weeks before school begins and you find a place twenty minutes away from campus. It's not the best neighborhood, but it's cheap and everything else is rented, so you sign the lease and move in, get high and start listening to comedy podcasts. A few hours later you wake up to sirens and an obese naked man handcuffed and screaming on your porch.

Turns out that you fell asleep and an old Opie and Anthony intro auto-played which caused your landlord to call the cops, who swatted the wrong address because they are cripplingly stupid.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Remember how Rick used to always deny that he was living in a “half house”? He’d reply to the pests with crap like “no child, it’s a full house, and the other half is also a full house”.

When the realtor advertised half the hovel as an “apartment” he must have lost his tiny mind. You love to see it!

 

[Meriasek]

Inspector Mullen is on the case. (Redactions are mine, because doxing is gay, especially if it's innocent third parties).

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So the pig's parents have been doxed after all? I thought it was good evidence that the SWATings were somewhat fake because nobody knew where his parents lived.

 

[bile demon]

Twitter (Elon) is giving Norm a blue checkmark for free:

https://twitter.com/normmacdonald

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Eat shit piggy.

 

[Broadside]

Is there anything more ironic (or pathetic) than Pat- a man who's failed at everything he has attempted- critiquing and criticizing Elon- a man who who has succeeded at everything he has attempted?

 

[Helvetia]

it's a shame that patty will never watch a norm macdonald special, or anything with him in anymore, because some of his final works were some of his funniest. he was hilarious in the orville and made some really boring ass episodes memorable purely because of his input. nothing special (the netflix special) was honestly beautiful, and made me cry laugh for the full run time.

piggy could really learn a lot from norm, he probably never found him funny because he never really took heed of what norm was saying. don't take the world too seriously is the underlying message of all of norm's comedy. forgive my waxing poetry but i just watched all of norm macdonald live and it made me just wonder how anyone could not find him funny. even if you didn't find him funny... well, you just don't. you'd have to be a cold hearted, fat, deadbeat father, to not find him funny.

did i mention that only really fat people with liens on their houses and a wife that has niggers fart in her vagina wouldn't find norm macdonald funny? because you'd have to be really REALLY fat.