💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Johnny Salami]

It's funny how easily avoidable this could have been

And Norm McDonald is funny

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

He can't work in fast food. He'll eat all the product before it's sold.

Say, this sounds like the beginning of A Confederacy of Dunces.

Never get fat on your own supply

 

[polyester]

You'd think Niki would leave, but then again, you'd think she would've never arrived to begin with.
[...]
The only explanation is that she must be one of those women who kind of likes screwed up helpless men because she knows they need her.

I like the theory that her family pressured her into leaving her lesbian polycule lifestyle and getting a "proper" husband for appearances' sake - as a condition for not being cut off from the family wealth.

In this theory, what Niki saw in Fatrick would have been:

• He's a man.
• He's also an unlikable piece of shit, so there's zero chance of a positive relationship forming between him and her family - a low-key way to get back at them. (No fishing trips with the son-in-law for you, dad!)
• He doesn't try to get her to sober up (because he's even more of a drunk than her).

 

[An automatic clown]

I can't believe you guys are still falling for obvious atalker lies because you didn't take an advanced college course. There is no such thing as "debt courts", child, the only courts are the ones you'll be seeing between the knock and your enjoyment of prison for felonious telephone harassment, felonious bar entering, felonious hiding behind trucks across the street, felonious publication of A Christmas Carol sequels on Amazon and conspiracy to commit felonious podcasting while under criminal investigation.

Don't forget felonious voodoo dolling !

 

[Red Frida]

Some brotherman shared this gem.
Few things:
1. He never graduated college
2. He can't build a fence correctly
3. The closest he's gotten to expertise in rocketry is giving talks at small conventions few attend using notes he probably just pulled from Wikipedia.
Disregarding his lack of qualifications, there could be any number of reasons for this not being incompetence:
1. They didn't want to bother getting clearance from army corps of engineers to build a new launchpad; this isn't their only site. Most of their paid launches are from government facilities. Given they're corporate rat fucks they could even be using this as a gambit to get their heavy launch site at Kennedy space center cleared through environmental impact assessment ("We just blew up one of our launchpads, do you want the space industry delayed because we don't have additional sites due to government red tape?").
2. The water table in that location is high (you can see water pooling in this picture), meaning reinforcement structures would have to be built above ground or into water below ground. What does this mean in the end? I don't fucking know. But it might not just be as easy as saying "Just reinforce it, bro!" due to the local characteristics.
3. They're gathering data. SpaceX is planning to launch rockets from Mars eventually. It's perhaps unlikely water jets will be an economical use of Martian water, and it's unlikely that there will be reinforced pads on Mars, at least not for the first few times they reuse rockets there. For the first test launches that aren't carrying payloads and aren't required to get more than a few minutes of flight to be considered successful, this is a cheap opportunity to see what kind of damage the rocket engines sustain from launching from an underdeveloped site, and to see what kind of damage its rockets will do to soil (this could influence choosing landing sites). Earth and Martian soil won't be the same, gravity also isn't the same, but it's data nonetheless, and it's likely rockets will absolutely wreck Martian soil until infrastructure gets built up there. They won't want to do this when they actually are launching cargo.
Instead he jumped immediately to the conclusion that they didn't anticipate the landing site would be destroyed because Elon Musk bought Twitter. Even if it was completely unanticipated, it's not a huge failure given the company's scale, and I'm certain ten years ago Pat would've been riding Elon's dick about a successful three minute test launch before he realized what his politics were.
We're all roughly as unqualified as Pat is concerning rocketry, but the point I'm trying to make is you can exercise critical thought when you speculate why Muskman's company did things the way it did before jumping straight to accusing incompetence of the people who have successfully lowered rocketry costs. And also he's fat.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Imagine how embarrassed niki must be right now.

I must say, I grew to admire her a little. She dedicated herself to this fat retard, she stands by him through all his fuckups, she pays his debts, she left social media, probably because of him and she endures constant humiliation Rick brings upon her. She's much more than the pig deserves.

 

[Associate Rick]

3. The closest he's gotten to expertise in rocketry is giving talks at small conventions few attend using notes he probably just pulled from Wikipedia.

Au contraire, have you not seen Ricks rocket designs? If Elon had simply deferred to Ricks expertise in rocketry he could be flying a forty story butt plug to Mars.

 

[Broadside]

Is it possible that this lawyer and Niki went to the debt review instead of Fatrick as they both were agreed that Fatrick would do more harm than good if present?



This is why I wondered if she might divorce him to try to protect her assets if he had not told her anything about this, and in the event of him being arrested over a failure to appear warrant or something.

The paperwork there looks like she has accepted terms to repay this so maybe she just told Fatrick she will fix it and he thinks that means her family lawyer will tell quasi to eat a dick.

That would explain his delusional insistence that there is no debt.

I am not a lawyer and not familiar with Wisconsin/California laws on these matters so I accept if I am totally wrong and misread all this.

The fact that supposed big shot Lynne hasn't told her daughter to file for divorce before this shit landed tells me the entire Robinson clan is just as brain dead as Nikki

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

There is a good chance that whoever ends up renting the empty half of the hovel, will end up becomming a patposter.
I'm imagining patrick going "time to pay rent stalker!" on the 1st of every month.

“No child, there isn’t a weird smell coming from the basement. Those are just your delusions again.”

 

[siegemeister675]

The fact that supposed big shot Lynne hasn't told her daughter to file for divorce before this shit landed tells me the entire Robinson clan is just as brain dead as Nikki

Or they are not on good terms with her. Maybe she's just really into pegging from her lesbian days.

 

[Broadside]

This was all worth it for one viral tweet though, right Pat?

 

[Gentlebastard]

We're all roughly as unqualified as Pat is concerning rocketry, but the point I'm trying to make is you can exercise critical thought when you speculate why Muskman's company did things the way it did before jumping straight to accusing incompetence of the people who have successfully lowered rocketry costs. And also he's fat.

Musk Derangement Syndrome is becoming a real thing, as is its counterpart, and they are divided along roughly the same political lines as TDS. Pat is clearly on the MDS wagon, since Shitposting Blue Bird Man isn't 500% aligned with Democrat ideals, and took away his Twitter verification, the only thing he considers worthwhile in his sad, greasy life.

Picking up on something said earlier in the thread, Elon could show up at Pat's hovel right now, pay Pat's debts, do a complete house renovation and home makeover, give him a muscle car and a brand new grinder, gift him a year in a spa, and Pat the "Conservative" would summon a shitstorm on Twitter about being his own man, not needing help from anyone, and possibly something about pulling himself up by his bootstraps. He would probably throw away a chance at turning his life around, because Goofy South African Memester allows people to deadname trannies on his website.

 

[Broadside]

A new character enters the play:

 

[James done did it]

Maybe we got this all wrong. Patrick seems to have life figured out, he got his mommygf who lets him play with toy guns, plastic dinosaurs as well as ADULT activities like drinking, driving gay mopeds and arguing with people on the internet. He has no meaningful job or income and also no responsibilities. Mommy will go to the debtors exam and talk to the mean korean man and #payquasi, mommy's special boy Patty can play with his dinosaurs and get drunk on twitter all he wants.

So what if he has to wear a ballgag and get pegged by her lesbian girlfriends once in awhile?

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

Renting the other 1/2 of the hovel makes sense in how they will be able to pay Quasi each month. Imagine having to rent 1/2 your property and getting nothing for it because you are using that money, and then some, to pay back a retarded debt.

lmao. pat lacks all social intelligence and grace that smooths over the usual issues that come from tenants. and they're living on top of each other. what a nightmare. I guess this is all nikki's job too!
btw if he thinks the courts have a deaf ear for his internet drama, he's in for a rude surprise as a property owner.

 

[In the Sick of It]

Is the space they are renting the floors below? I can't imagine living under them. Endless noise as their trotters clomp around upstairs. It'd feel like the whole home could collapse at any moment.

Normally I am sympathetic to people who get stuck married to pieces of shit. It can be hard to get away from them. But Niki has no excuse and stands by her man. In any other circumstances, that would be a noble act. Niki is just a piece of shit that is also getting what she deserves.

 

[Broadside]

Bear in mind that all the recent events with the debt are nothing compared to how Pat would feel if he lost his Twitter. He's a walking failure barred from seeing his own flesh and blood, who's retarded wife has to help out of a debt he accrued (and increased) because he couldn't resist being a cunt for moment, and yet this is all nothing because he still has a bunch of (largely inactive) followers on a website owned by a man he hates. Truly Patrick is one of the most pathetic creatures of the modern age.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Is the space they are renting the floors below? I can't imagine living under them. Endless noise as their trotters clomp around upstairs. It'd feel like the whole home could collapse at any moment.

They aren't. That space is given over to Pat's bootleg pepperoni business.

Bear in mind that all the recent events with the debt are nothing compared to how Pat would feel if he lost his Twitter. He's a walking failure barred from seeing his own flesh and blood, who's retarded wife has to help out of a debt he accrued (and increased) because he couldn't resist being a cunt for moment, and yet this is all nothing because he still has a bunch of (largely inactive) followers on a website owned by a man he hates. Truly Patrick is one of the most pathetic creatures of the modern age.

Never forget: no matter how bad your life is, at least you're not Patrick. You will never be as pathetic, as much of a failure, as stupid, or as fat as Rick.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

I wonder if Niki has ever gotten a factual explanation of her husband's follies. Mocking texts, racist contact forms, these aren't really a platform for an unbiased walkthrough of the last few years. I have to assume she is taking Pat's word for it. Do you think she would stick with him if she knew this all stemmed from Pat's refusal to take one loss? That he could've paid off their current debt for half years ago? That Quasi gave Pat and Brinton emails and IPs (emails like brintonrestorapedme@gmail.com but Quasi was transparent in that's the info he had) and it was Pat's fishing expedition that led to Quasi fighting for legal fees? The pests certainly enjoy the Pat Battle but Pat takes some blame for consistently escalating.

Anyway pat is fat and has ugly beefers

 

[Lady Crow]

Normally I am sympathetic to people who get stuck married to pieces of shit. It can be hard to get away from them.

They were staying together for the sake of the lizard. He's fucking dead now so pack the fuck up, Niki.