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- 19 Sty 2023
Almost sounds like Jack is threatening to die in the house to keep it from being sold.
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- Dołączono
- 11 Maj 2022
Yeah IIRC it was for their flatbread sandwiches and he was angy because there wasn't a pound of meat on it.
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- 4 Mar 2023
You are correct and all the fatties starring in it are all punchable. Jack says sanwich funny in addition to his normal bullshit. The other fat bitch says green godness over and over. It goddess you stupid twat. Tammy is just a cunt. They all need to die.
- Dołączono
- 29 Wrz 2022
That can actually be a good thing for the buyer. A lot of people don't want to buy / live in a home that had somebody die in it. They're superstitious types that think it's going to be haunted because of that. So the price tends to drop.
A good thing to know that in Japan apartments that have had somebody commit suicide in them tend to go unrented so you can get them for much cheaper than the rest.
That Damned Tiger
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- Dołączono
- 15 Lis 2018
Jack dying in that house wouldn't keep it from getting sold so much as it would make it more difficult to sell because that's something that might need to be declared during the selling process. If anything, it might make any potential buyer want to knock a bit of money off the selling price.
- Dołączono
- 10 Lip 2020
We don't have to sell?
Then why the fuck is it up for sale?
I legitimately don't understand this comment.
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- Dołączono
- 25 Lut 2021
Unsurprisingly, Jack doesn't understand that he's never going upstairs again and needs a single-level home that can be adapted to his mobility needs.
Slightly surprisingly, Jack has forgotten that he planned out loud to buy a cult compound in the middle of nowhere and move there with his homemade dehydrated eggs, to wait out the end of civilization.
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- 26 Maj 2013
Jack's making any statement that they're financially secure is probably to be taken at the same face value as his assertion that his sauces are the best you'll ever taste.
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- 11 Maj 2022
He just spent 2 months in a hospital and then a nursing home. He's got a fuckton of bills now, which is why he's bitching about being "overcharged" for food at the nursing home.
That Damned Tiger
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- 15 Lis 2018
The way he moved his right arm at the beginning is unsettling. And I'm guessing this is a video before the last stroke.
It was instinctively looking for the bag of cheese that Jack keeps nearby when he usually cooks.
- Dołączono
- 26 Maj 2013
And here we have our pet lolchef, returning triumphantly, and what super healthy KETOOOOOO recipe does he have for us today? Blueberry muffins! Let's cast our mind back...oh, two weeks ago, when our boy Jack was utterly bitching and whining that the nursing home made the breathtakingly insulting decision to serve him, a poor diabetic....MUFFINS.
But these are LAZY MAN"S muffins. And boy they couldn't look simpler. So what natural, keto-friendly, pro-diabetic ingredients are on the soon-to-be-abandoned kitchen island today? Lemon zest! And blueberries! Great start! And rounding it off....self-rising flour, real wheat flour. And vanilla ice cream. Well, batting .500 isn't bad, is it? Provided you have two working arms. Sure looks lazy to me, that's only four ingredients! Of course, the most common recipe only requires....three.
So clearly Jack saw one of those lousy "ice cream bread" recipes and decided to reframe it as something superficially healthier, because you eat muffins for BREAKFAST, the most important meal of the day! Of course he pretends he "thought it up" himself. Ice cream is like cream! And flour, brilliant! Liar. Jack is going to "eyeball" the ingredient ratios, which was undoubtedly easier before the asshole ate himself legally blind, and then mush it together with his non-gimped arm. Tammy is clearly not willing to act as his stir-slave this episode. Smushing the half-mixed, totally-screwed up batter into the pan, a quick bake and...
"These came out amaaaaaazing!" in Jack's most heterosexual voice, as he preens and shows off a pan of muffins that seem to have rose about 5%, and didn't even come near to overtopping the cups and produce that wonderful muffin top everyone loves, except on Italian idiots. Jack briefly complains about a busted blueberry, and then takes a bite and instantly that dead eye starts rolling like a watermelon down Mt. Everest. Jack has never looked as retarded before now, it's possible the nerves that allowed Angy Flat Face have overridden every other expression. Jack's closing narration is more halting and mushmouthed than we've ever before witnessed, as he daintily covers his crumb-covered lips and gleefully tells us how you can double the recipe, which he'll undoubtedly do after stuffing the other five muffins down his maw.
Rating: 4 out of 5 comorbidities.
biggacracka
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- Dołączono
- 14 Gru 2022
I have a question. Is this video pre last-stroke?
Because if so, these are the muffins that gave him his stroke. Remember in a recent video about his first meal in the nursing home how 1. he "couldn't" eat the blueberry muffin and 2. it what "ironically" what he was eating when he got his stroke?
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- 4 Mar 2023
Jack must have forgotten about muh beetus. I also love how he touts ice cream having cream, milk, sugar, and eggs. But what did Mushbrain purchase? Kroger Deluxe Vividly Vanilla Ice Cream. Let’s look at the ingredients shall we?
Hmmm lots of artificial or chemically produced ingredients and no eggs! Well done fatty you made muffins without eggs! He could have at least picked a high quality ice cream with real ingredients, but we all know those ingredients are secondary in Jack‘s world to the pretty colors on the lid. True Lazy man’s muffin recipe, grab real muffins from the bakery.
Having trouble quoting @biggacracka because of the DDOS attacks, but yes this is pre stroke and your memory is correct that Jagoff said he was eating a muffin when he stroked. I think you nailed it.
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- 10 Lip 2020
Omg you guys are right. These are the stroke muffins.
Between this and the news of Fat Rick starting his payment plan to Qausi, my sides are terminally obliterated.
FatJacksFatAssTongue
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- Dołączono
- 13 Kwi 2021
Eh, objectively I really don't have anything bad to say about this one. I will point out however that even a broken clock is right exactly twice a day.
BUT: this thing was filmed months ago for sure. He's stroked out to be sure, but not morbidly so like he is today, and will be, every day going forward. Oops! Time for another diaper change ... damn. Three and a half hours till Tranny's back here to meet with the realtor, my ass and an entire roll of Charmin®
BUT: this thing was filmed months ago for sure. He's stroked out to be sure, but not morbidly so like he is today, and will be, every day going forward. Oops! Time for another diaper change ... damn. Three and a half hours till Tranny's back here to meet with the realtor, my ass and an entire roll of Charmin®
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- Dołączono
- 26 Maj 2013
This is a fantastic bit of sleuthing, I had forgotten all about that. So not only were these the muffins Jack was eating when he suffered his latest event, they were ice cream muffins. My god, you can't make it up with this fat lard.
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- 6 Maj 2022
So is the seemingly paralyzed right hand in the muffins video some warning sign of the stroke he suffered?
don’t be ridiculous, think of the smell. you haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch!
Their realtor is going to shit when she reads that comment.
Lazyman blueberry
Another pre-hospital video, I wonder how many videos Jack has discarded in the past, considering the fucking vault these crawled out of.
More food Jack shouldn't have been eating!
Not gud!
Another clearly stolen recipe, lemon zest is a white girl recipe guarantee. This one is for the 'gram.