🦊 Furry Striker Wolf (Mark II)

[SP 199]

I'm honestly surprised he can move. Dude's several years behind the Slaton's age and about as fat as them

You could hear how out of breath he was at the end of it

 

[AA 102]

He even get out of breath taking a shower.

Him wanting people to subscribe to see more "commercials"

Just nonsensical babble.

 

[Melkor]

And he bitches about why he has to wear a CPAP machine during the night. Goddamn.

 

[IV 445]

Oh hey, Striker Wolf. I remember him as being the only cow who's visual appearance was truly horrifying to me

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Im assuming all his youtube views are strictly Kiwis. First time to watch most of his videos, is this fatty authentically autistic or just trolling for views?

He's a genuine dumbass who will eagerly debase himself for any sort of attention; that is, this is a both/and situation, rather than either/or.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bSKi5FZBO10
@AnOminous doxed

Striker is lucky that his parents are well-off, enabling him to live where he does; this is the kind of "erratic behavior" that could very well get him shot by a cop in a different neighborhood.

 

[Jack Awful]

"I am amominus! I am legion!"
He's like a fucking parody of himself!
He's fucking out of breath for standing outside for less than a minute!

 

[Sable]

Never have I been so grateful for low light.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Say what you want about him being a retard or playing a character but he is the only cow who has gotten me to laugh out loud on a consistent basis

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bSKi5FZBO10
@AnOminous doxed

We sure this isn't 700GoingOn800's secret identity?

 

[SlothInAMilkCrate]

Well, at least his lard covers his dong so we don't have to see it.

 

[MG 620]

He's a walking piece of lard. A fat pad (thank you 700GoingOn800) with feet.

 

[Crisseh]

it's been taken down for violation of youtubes policies. @yawning sneasel

assume you have a copy?

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

How does sausage fingers work a computer? Does he have some kind of pointing stick?

 

[Melkor]

How does sausage fingers work a computer? Does he have some kind of pointing stick?

Very carefully.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

it's been taken down for violation of youtubes policies. @yawning sneasel

assume you have a copy?

literally in the post above the YT one https://my.mixtape.moe/zqqfxg.mp4

 

[Hodor Roll]

literally in the post above the YT one https://my.mixtape.moe/zqqfxg.mp4

This is like Deagle Nation 2.0, but with more body horror.

 

[MG 620]

We sure this isn't 700GoingOn800's secret identity?

They do look alike.

Whenever trouble arises, he whispers his "trigger word" and transforms into SuperFlab.

 

[Splendid]

So did he ever pay for the fake assasin on Tor?

 

[Asperchewy]

It's safe to say that his lower stomach has its own butt cheeks.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

... So this is what happened after I posted an idle "break the cell door bars" comment and went to play more Overwatch?

... Jesus fuck.