💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Bruh.wave
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I don't believe this for a second.
 
Maude Snew powiedział(a):
Isn't the house in Niki's name completely? People are fairly sure her parents paid for it entirely but I don't have that on hand right now. As for the car and bike, you're severely overestimating, the car is a savage title and worth fuck all, the bike probably won't sell any better.
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The fat retard doesnt have a garage for his vehicles in a city as snowy as Milwaukee. Fat and poor
 
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Bruh.wave
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I don't believe this for a second.
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CAN I SEE FOUR TOTALLY REAL STALKER SWATTINGS IN ONE DAY? :gunt:

In all seriousness I think this is his way of trying to get attention. He can't go looking for trouble stalker childing people anymore (he can but he deletes them) and I don't use Twitter so for all I know it's a slow news cycle or he can't find any more totally awesome zingers in that fat head of his. So he resolves to binge getting totally SWATTed for real guys to see if people will give asspats to the ass named pat.
 
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Bruh.wave
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I don't believe this for a second.
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He claimed today that he draws attention to this stupid shit by posting it on Twitter because he wants to document the SWATting/efforts of the atalkers. I guess Twitter is a more reliable record than the police blotter?

And it’s not like Piggy has any other reason to post these, right? He’s not terminally addicted to attention or anything.
 
workingondying powiedział(a):
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Stolen from the brothermen. Patrick you write on spec you have no publisher and never will!
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The fact that he responded to the digs at his authorial career:
1. Shows that it gets to him.
2. Shows that he actually read that entire wall of text, and probably didn't realize it was mostly a modified copy pasta.

What a fat fucking retard, no wonder he makes no money. Block and stop responding retard.
 
He probably just saw a fire truck pass by Hooligans and imagined it was heading to his house.
 
John Andrews Stan powiedział(a):
I love how nobody even points out their Monday morning day drinking anymore because that’s just what we’ve come to expect from these two barflies. At least they’re getting outdoors for once. And it looks like Niki is wearing her “dressy” hoodie for the occasion

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Nice D cups, child.
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Patrick to women online in the near future: "Don't hate just because I have bigger tits than you, child."
 
Gentlebastard powiedział(a):
What the hell is wrong with this faggot, crippling obesity aside? Does he count every police car slowing down near his hovel (so that the new guys can gawk at the profane village idiot/fat drunk/lispy blaggart combo) as a full blown Delta Force operation?
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I think at this point he just calls it a swatting any time someone points out he's fat as fucking hell.
 
John Andrews Stan powiedział(a):
That’s why I’m pretty sure Niki’s mother has agreed to pay Quasi — on the condition that Pat stops replying to every tweet like an assmad retard. I think that’s why he’s replying and deleting, to avoid leaving evidence that he’s not following the terms laid out by Niki’s mother. Too bad for him that it’s all being exhaustively archived by dozens of delighted spectators.
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Having his wife's rich older mother sort out this mess is very on brand for Pat. Big tough macho man having to get bailed out by mommy, it's basically his life story.

But if this is the case, why still the incessant "SWATTing"? It's long gone beyond the point of being funny for anyone supposedly doing it in secret. There's literally only one person trying to gain from the SWATings and it's Pat.
 
John Andrews Stan powiedział(a):
The funniest thing is that the amount he owes Quasi isn’t that much in the scheme of things. Sure, it wouldn’t be easy to hand over $50k (plus piles of legal bills) to someone you hate. But it’s a relatively small amount when you consider that Pat is actively ruining his life over it.
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It would've been a lot easier if he forked over the ~$45k the he owed Quasi when the judgements were issued. It's only over $50k because Fatrick keeps squealing and kicking in the mud insisting that he somehow doesn't owe this money. He could have destroyed several more waterproof phones with the money he would have saved by paying Quasi.

Fortunately for him it's non-compounding interest, but it's still 10% annual interest, which means that the amount he owes will double in 10 years. The math behind this calculation might be a bit beyond someone with a 1.7 GPA, but he will eventually ruin his life with the debt by not taking care of it. Right now he can still get out and away from this, unlike all of the black children locked up in his pepperoni dungeon, but it's not like he's going to be massively successful in the future where the even larger amount becomes a pitance to him.
 
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