But my favourite paragraph, has got to be this one:
One of my personal highlights of being captain for the all trans masc football team came about in the changing room before the game. My teammate and good friend Harry had tweeted the night before that I had reminded him to wear tight underwear for the match, so that no prosthetic genitalia slipped out his shorts whilst running. Not the kind of balls we want on the pitch. After changing, I witnessed several dudes rolling up their shorts to assure me that they had seen the tweet, their boxers were form-fitting and there wouldn’t be any flying penises today. I don’t know if cis captains can boast about that.
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