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- 23 Sie 2022
Careful, that might trigger the wendigo transformation...
💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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EatBeforeYouEat
kiwifarms.net
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- 6 Lip 2022
I am amazed at his total inability to self-reflect. This guy can't even admit to himself that his dietary habits have been killing him little by little, stroke after stroke.
Also last week he posted some shit from boomerchurch about "Cynical and critical is not a personality trait". Literally everything on his timeline underneath it was him posting his retarded cynical political beliefs and bitching about every little thing at the nursing home.
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- 28 Gru 2014
I bet he's so used to the taste of spit, piss and cum in his food that it doesn't taste right without it.
He was talking shit about them for a while before he tard raged and quit. Apparently he chimped out over some slight he got on a Zoom (or whatever) service during coof. I got the impression they muted him or just told him to shut the fuck up with his mushmouth babbling.
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- 1 Lut 2021
Whenever Jack posts things like this, there's a small part of me that wonders if he is an extremely dedicated Deagle Nation esque troll. Surely, no human being could be this fucking stupid.
Maybe that's just the copium speaking.
Jack's been used to the taste of cum for a long time now.
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- 26 Maj 2013
Jan adapted and expanded his performance to fit the rise in attention. Jack has instead shrunk in the face of criticism, albeit not shutting down until physical circumstances made it necessary. Our greaseboulder is the real deal. He's the perfect stereotypical American who has replaced critical thinking with cholesterol and self-reflection with saturated fats.
It is genuinely amazing how he is capable of reading that, posting it, and failing so utterly to understand it as if he barely has sentience. Although now that I think about it... he seems to understand that he is Jack to the point where he needs to buy anything and everything with Jack in the name because that's who he is. That's like a dog that can understand it's name, but is also capable of reading it in text format... for fucks sake.
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- 18 Lip 2016
It's moments like these that make me think, you know, maybe my grandmother was onto something when she just let herself waste away after her stroke and die right then and there. Maybe she spared us from these incredibly self unaware posts and opinions.
Nah, Fatty has always been like this. The guy had the fucking audacity to call his shitty sauce "the best sauce you'll ever taste", there is no way someone running a business with any amount of self-awareness would actually name shit like that unless it's because they had won some awards or something to at least try and give some credibility to it.
The only other way a business name like that makes any sense if it isn't a joke(and Fatty was dead serious about his business) is if it came from a 9 year old.
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- 29 Wrz 2022
Personal responsibility? What's that?
So God isn't responsible for him being in this state. He's obviously not going to blame himself. So it must be some outside force like... I don't know...
But seriously this faggot will never admit he's eaten himself into this mess.
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- 4 Mar 2023
Tweaked slightly
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- 19 Gru 2022
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- 2 Paź 2013
Looking forward to Jack on the go when he uses his wheelchair to use the drive thru
That Damned Tiger
kiwifarms.net
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- 15 Lis 2018
Ngl, the thought of Jack powering his Scooty Puff wheelchair through the drive thru demanding his double bacon bourbon cheeseburger through the speaker would be hilarious as a video.
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- 29 Wrz 2022
Not Jagoff but I've seen landwhales do this to get their 30 piece McNuggets and diet coke.
When you get to that point I think it's time to pack it up.
The problem is he'd be slurring so much and wouldn't be able to put the bag into the basket and would have the attendant reach over and drop it in.
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- 9 Sie 2016
I hope Jack continues to live a long, miserable life in post-stroke limbo, not only for my continued amusement, but also because I'll miss you faggots and this thread when he croaks.
That Damned Tiger
kiwifarms.net
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- 15 Lis 2018
Think about it. It would be funny to watch Jack complain about them "just throwing the food into the basket" when the video shows they're just doing their best to reach out and put it in their as gently as possible. I'd almost give my baby toe for that episode.
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- 28 Gru 2014
He probably isn't even physically capable of doing that disgusting thing where his tongue comes out like an anime tentacle while he rams an entire burger down his throat while the sauce sprays out all over his XXXXL T-shirt.
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- 25 Lut 2021
If Jack only has one arm and it's busy piloting a power chair, he could adapt an Obi self-feeder or a Meal Buddy or an iEAT to sit on the handlebars and keep his energy up.
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- 13 Sty 2023
He'll go for the iEAT because it sounds like an apple product