Bruce Rivers - He's the Criminal lawyer

[mlanguishi]

Dude, what does he specifically do that bugs your ass? I watched a little bit more and he seems pretty funny so far. What am I missing?

Edit: funny in a normal way, not funny sad like a cow

All I can say man, watch his celeb goofy vids. Do you need a hand holding on the cow? I'll leave this to null, goofy/funny now, or goofy nut later. His and you guys calls.

Henry, whaada want

 

[BirdUp]

 

[Pee Cola]

I'm not a legal expert, but I know that OP is guilty of being a faggot.

 

[mlanguishi]

I'm not a legal expert, but I know that OP is guilty of being a faggot.

No u
Pee:


I think some leftwinger is all butthurt as all fuck over a thread.

 

[Swole McPole]

I'm assuming you didn't read the instructions for making a thread here. The bit about what constitutes an automatic fail?

3. Your first sentence does not explain why the person is a lolcow.
In writing, this is called a clincher. The first sentence of any book or essay is frequently the most important. It is the reason to keep reading. In simple English, your introductory sentence should explain exactly who the person is and why they deserve a thread.

 

[FuckedUpDeer]

Do you need a hand holding on the cow

Explaining the cow is literally what the op is for.

 

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Moved because you fixed the "cirminal" typo I liked.