Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[Mister Uno]

Chris will try to go home I already know he will. He goes back to jail because of it while having a breakdown because a good chunk of his toys/junk is gone.
Hopefully I am wrong.

 

[DoomSayer]

"Bonded out in an emergency"? Could that mean Chris had a medical situation requiring a real hospital or a family emergency (such as bereavement or hospice for Barb)?

I thought the same. But reading it again I think that is probably included on all of these text alerts. As in "In case of emergency call 911"

 

[Lightning]

Trolls and jerkops beware, Christine has been released to inflict God's justice on this sinful planet!
Pay up to free the hoard or you will NOT be spared!

 

[Unique User Name]

This will become the real test of the influence of David Heilberg has on Chris. Will he continue to STFU and stay off the Internet?

I'm thinking no.

 

[Cronkle]

Chris doesn’t even seem like a real person to me anymore. Clown world is in full effect. The milk shall flow

 

[Punished Puck]

Free that nigga till he free tho

 

[The Observer]

THE END TIMES ARE UPON US!

YE WHO BELIEVE IN THE GREAT COW.

RETURN TO THE HOLY LAND MOOOOORUSALEM.

 

[Stupidface]

Friday, deer carcass fucker Sean Kraese was released on bond. Now, motherfucker/rapist Christian Weston Chandler.. God is surely taking wrath out on the forsaken country of America. Who is next? Nick?

But, jokes aside. I'm genuinely surprised.. Really good behavior? Taking meds? Surely he'll be online shortly. Right?

 

[sneedpest]

C.W.C feat.sonichu - without me(Guess whos back?)

 

[Space Lazer Shark]

The motherfucker is back to prowl the streets.
Wonder what milk will come of this, if any.. wonder if the gunt will finally get his time with Chris.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Setting a bond at all was pretty irresponsible of the judge though I suppose he couldn't be held without bond forever. He'll be back in jail within a week.

 

[Raoul_Duke]

The horror...the horror...

 

[Meat Pickle]

"In an emergency call 911" was its own sentence.

Where is he going to go? Is he even allowed back to the house?

Messages like this is for when the convict you are tracking is freed and you are in danger.

 

[Gordon PPman]

HE’S FUCKING BACK BABY LET’S GOOOOOO
I hope barb is somewhere he can’t find her

 

[Love Machine]

I'm really curious if there is going to be noticeable change to his character if he starts making videos again.

 

[Sky King]

Aren't they going to put him in a group home or something? Where will he even live if not

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

Are you referring to this?
If so, the message just says to call 911 in case of an emergency. It's unrelated to him being bonded out.

"In an emergency call 911" was its own sentence.

Where is he going to go? Is he even allowed back to the house?

Got it. I'm clinically retarded before my morning coffee. I'm still clinically retarded after it, but at least I had coffee and peppered the toilet bowl.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I thought he was being held without bond?

That can be changed if the court decides it's no longer necessary to hold someone without bond. My best guess is they released Chris to a halfway house and will use how he does there as part of the case review in August.

 

[My Name is Mud]

Time to monitor his Twitter 24/7 I guess.

 

[dankogrg2]

well, isnt 2 years of prison enough for incest plus lifetime ban to see his mother?