Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[GET!]

He looks so thin, it's a little unsettling.

 

[Fenrir Ratatoskr]

What the actual fuck?
Why would someone bail him out?
He looks like cartman after he was tied to a cross...

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

"Bonded out in an emergency"? Could that mean Chris had a medical situation requiring a real hospital or a family emergency (such as bereavement or hospice for Barb)?

 

[Wodanaz]

This picture has major fashwave vibes

 

[Finger Pistols]

Why am I hearing trumpets in the sky all of a sudden? I think this may be the reason.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

He'll be back in jail by Friday. I'm calling it now.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He lives.

 

[Sniperwoof]

The Tefflon Tard rides again.

Yee Haw!

 

[2ndBest]

It looks like he lost weight in the mug shot but it’s so low quality that I can’t really tell. Does he have any restrictions on internet usage? If not, expect some good stuff soon.

 

[Smug]

looks like this show is getting another season!

 

[I’m Ben Murphy]

My body isn’t ready.

 

[Hal]

The endtimes have begun

 

[fineapple]

Wasn't he supposed to have a beard? I remember the praetor weens saying that. But he probably was able to afford his own bail after saving tugboats and etsy money for 2 years. I CAN NOT FUCKING WAIT for him to release his Anne Frank styled journal he's been writing.

 

[eDove]

Does this mean he's going to a tard house without Internet access? Hopefully. If he gets back on the web, you know he's just gonna go back to being boring. He made things like incestual rape and self-deification boring.

 

[Null]

He looks so thin, it's a little unsettling.

 

[Rockin da Worm]

Perfect time to open KF, holy shit. I thought he'd just be there for years and die in there because of how long any kind of trial was delayed for. He is free, protect your mothers.

 

[Malaika]

Whoever paid Bond, thank you, you glorious bastard. It was starting to get boring out there in this corner of the internet.

 

[northstar747]

Why does he look like Beetlejuice?

 

[1996 Toyota Camry]

"Bonded out in an emergency"? Could that mean Chris had a medical situation requiring a real hospital or a family emergency (such as bereavement or hospice for Barb)?

Please take note of the line break between "bonded out" and "in an emergency call 911"

 

[Everything]

I knew that nigga was innocent from the start , he dindu nutin.