💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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The only Jack Chronicle channel I care for is PCTLM, the rest all tart it up, but P and T hate Jack for what he is, not for the youtube clicks.
They've also stood up to his bitch made DMCA strikes, which is a step where most people give up and accept the strike (BentPixels can get fukt)
August actually makes Unko Rogger look masculine in comparison, the Know nothing Duck.
 
The only Jack Chronicle channel I care for is PCTLM, the rest all tart it up, but P and T hate Jack for what he is, not for the youtube clicks.
They're funny, but the audio levels drive me insane. Constantly talking over Jack's videos, when they're at the same exact same volume as the video they're riffing on, grates on the ears. It's like I have two youtube vids open in different tabs. I thought this was a problem on my end but I've tried their streams with two different sets of earbuds.
 
I think it's the equipment, because there have been segments where they fight with it, and it honestly seems like it adjusts itself back.
They might need to invest in a ghostbusting for the studio.

I've also experienced that with my hardware, yesterday Hulu kept fucking with me and whenever I moved shit back I got an H&R block ad. Fuck H&R block and fuck Givemebooks. If you want a tax audit, schedule an appointment with Givemebooks today!
 
something tells me he's going to be in that nursing home for a long time

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something tells me he's going to be in that nursing home for a long time

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If he was at level 10 he'd be unable to do anything but lie there and cry because you can't move. It is unspeakable pain. It is something that leaves you bedridden and possibly delirious. If he's able to bitch and moan about it then it's a 6 or 7 at most.

And of course he needs to say how tough he's been by refusing medication up until now. What a faker. This is all self-inflicted and if his diet wasn't so shitty he wouldn't be facing this now.
 
And of course he needs to say how tough he's been by refusing medication up until now. What a faker. This is all self-inflicted and if his diet wasn't so shitty he wouldn't be facing this now.
What's causing 10/10 pain on Jack, and where? Did he overwork himself at physical therapy?

I wonder why they "can give me no pain medication." He might be exaggerating because the nurse is stuck down the hall setting up a tube feeding and is taking a few minutes. He might have been discharged with a Norco script that expired after a week (this is usually more of a hospital thing though). Jack didn't fall and break a bone when he had his latest CVA; there's nothing about his diagnosis that implies pain management with opiates.

If Jack has reported no pain for two weeks and suddenly is complaining of excruciating pain, that's pretty much a nursing textbook question, and the answer is to assess him thoroughly. Wouldn't want to miss another heart attack.
 
If Jack had a script for pain meds and it has run out and he has to wait till the Facility Doctor is in to give him a new prescription they'd still would offer him Motrin or some other over the counter pain med to help. As Aunt Carol pointed out the nurse is probably down the hall dealing with more urgent matters and isn't dropping everything for Jack.

Also, 2 weeks is usually the window for short term visits to a nursing home for insurance companies staying longer possibly implies he's going to be in there for a while if not permanently.
 
If Jack had a script for pain meds and it has run out and he has to wait till the Facility Doctor is in to give him a new prescription they'd still would offer him Motrin or some other over the counter pain med to help.
To clarify: Jack would still need a prescription for OTC meds--this is the nature of being admitted to a facility--but nearly every SNF discharge gets sent out with PRN orders for Tylenol, Mylanta and bowel care, even if they weren't using them at the hospital. Nobody wants to make or to receive phone calls about poop meds.

The medication reconciliation process means that at discharge, the hospitalist goes over what the patient was taking at home and what they were taking in the hospital, and decides to stop or continue each medication. If Jack wasn't using opiates in the hospital, it's really unlikely they'd order any on discharge.

Nursing homes don't have pharmacies on-site like hospitals do, so if a doctor writes a new prescription, they still have to wait for it to get filled and delivered (same-day) to the facility. Some common (and cheap) medications are stocked in big-ass bulk bottles, but that's things like acetaminophen and docusate. Everything else is earmarked, usually blistercarded, for individual patients. Controlled meds especially; the nurses/med aides have to do a 2-man count each shift change. There isn't just a bulk bottle of oxycodone they can pull from, for Jack, even he gets a new prescription.
given his lack of movement and diet we could be getting a jack DVT mini-arc
If Jack "Par 4" Scalfani isn't pharmaceutically anticoagulated by now, I don't know what's going on. We can always hope for a miracle, though.
 
Can someone on Facebook ask him why he hasn't sued the energy drink company/ stevia for destroying his life?
Wouldn't doing that just piss him off or something? Resulting in him being more insufferable for the elderly and workers? Am I being a moral fag here or am I making sense? I'm not really sure how to feel about people A logging jack online while he's in a situation where he will take it all out on everyone around him and we are talking about OLD people.
 
something tells me he's going to be in that nursing home for a long time
Any time someone says they're at pain level 10 they're lying. That's literally your entire body is on fire after you got doused in gasoline and set alight.

This fat bastard is lying.

They literally have that "on a scale of 1 to 10" question to identify LYING FUCKS. Because if you were actually at 10 you would be screaming in agony.
What a situation he's created for himself.

He was so insufferable while eating himself to this outcome that clearly Tammy is happy without him around.

Is this the end?
 
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The 0-10 pain scale is entirely relative to the individual. 10 isn't the worst pain in existence, it's the worst pain the patient ever felt in  their life. So, someone who's never expirenced much worse than sore muscles or a jammed toe may report a relatively minor fractured bone as a SUPER legit 10, sooooo painful.

Then there are the patients who wouldn't report a 10 unless their vision was blacked out and they've involuntarily pissed/puked on themselves from the agony. Assuming they can even get a word out.

Jack reporting a 10 while posting on boomerbook tells me he is bitch made.

Edit: one too many words
 
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Fat Jack is in crippling agony because his head hurts specifically. Reminder that he's blaming and hurling abuse at the staff after rejecting pain meds multiple times. Much like how he bitched at them after refusing to use the urinal before he pissed himself.

Faggot's just trying to abuse them tbh. He does enjoy being able to order menials around and he's had decades long history of trying to ruin reputation by bitching about people online.

Also this fucker pissed out kidney stones. Ain't no way a headache's a 10/10 if you pissed gravel out your urethra unless he's imminently about to stroke out again.
 
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