why is suddenly my cum crabs instead of spermtadpoles

[Cats]

I used to collect my tadpoles and examine them in a microscope slide. I would watch them move inside their little sperm villages, and I would try and pick out who was the mayor.

But then, it happened! I'm makin' crabs instead of Little Wigglies!

Today my seed was REPLACED with tiny red crabs, complete with snippy-snap-claws, eye stalks top hats cigarettes on long cigarette holders, franch accents ect.

How it can become ?? A Sciencemystery??

 

[Grub]

Didn't you know what catching crabs meant? You've obviously been fucking dirty people.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Are you sure they're not tongue eating louse?

 

[Cats]

Didn't you know what catching crabs meant? You've obviously been fucking dirty people.

This is Not true. all the women i do sex with have high quailty vaginans. and, Fuck You

 

[Grub]

This is Not true. all the women i do sex with have high quailty vaginans. and, Fuck You

Well, you got crabs from someone. That's just facts. Nothing you can do now.

 

[Cats]

how about I send my crabs Towards you, what do you think about that? It's curtains for you, individual.

 

[Finger Pistols]

I don't think that a doctor can fix that brother. I think you need a geneticist, not to fix you but to diagnose what went wrong with you.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

You let them hatch cats! You cant let them hatch! Now your got brain bugs.

 

[xXEddie.DurellXx]

That means you've clearly been eating too much crab and if you continue down this road you'll turn it to a giant crab man after the transitioning is done you'll probably kill yourself

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i think cats has been around bargain bin laden a bot too much, this post reaks of bin laden retardation.

 

[Day Drinking]

i think cats has been around bargain bin laden a bot too much, this post reaks of bin laden retardation.

Cats is the original bin laden. It got worse after he acquired the AI image generatron 3000 and 1.

Also, I have no idea wtf bro. You might have the magical seed. None of your children can die and you will successfully impregnate all the womens. But can you support that many children?

 

[Cats]

I believe that everything comes nothing.

 

[Moths]

Your testicles are crabby, immerse in boiling water for 15 minutes

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

All organisms eventually evolve into crabs. It's just the natural process of life and shit

 

[JethroTullamore]

all the women i do sex with

See that’s your problem, you gotta do stuff with boys.

 

[Pissmaster]

I would watch them move inside their little sperm villages, and I would try and pick out who was the mayor.

 

[Cats]

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WHO SAID IT FIRST?! dun dund un....

 

[卐卐卐]

So this guy died. Aneurysm?