💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Marisa]

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What is it with Scarfani sharing his own posts right after posting them? KYS. (Edit: pic size)

i was thinking he just saw his own posts and forgot he made them. jack barely had any reading comprehension when he only had a couple strokes under his (giant) belt

 

[Bassomatic]

I really can't get over how comfy Jack is. He's in his own kinda weird mix of heaven and hell. He's abusing staff, crying non stop and getting victim points. But also he's not getting what he wants (junk food) as fast as he wants.

He legit has other people washing him etc, he's like that airplane dude, he's THRILLED someone has to wipe his ass. He just likes to cause suffering. He really likes to abuse people he's an angy fat man.

I am sad we aren't getting vids anymore. I would love the rest home reviews or when tam ham takes him around. The sluured speech messed up face, more crippled body that broken shell that can barely hold the wendigo just making a mess stuffing his face with Burger King or something.

I had a great work out today, my abs look pretty rad for nearly 40s... I think I might get a double down just to spite Jack knowing he can't have one.

 

[p1138]

I really can't get over how comfy Jack is. He's in his own kinda weird mix of heaven and hell. He's abusing staff, crying non stop and getting victim points. But also he's not getting what he wants (junk food) as fast as he wants.

He legit has other people washing him etc, he's like that airplane dude, he's THRILLED someone has to wipe his ass. He just likes to cause suffering. He really likes to abuse people he's an angy fat man.

I am sad we aren't getting vids anymore. I would love the rest home reviews or when tam ham takes him around. The sluured speech messed up face, more crippled body that broken shell that can barely hold the wendigo just making a mess stuffing his face with Burger King or something.

I had a great work out today, my abs look pretty rad for nearly 40s... I think I might get a double down just to spite Jack knowing he can't have one.

Ahh, but Fatty CAN have a double down. Tammy will just get it for him, and it'll be healthy because he can scream the magic word "KETOOOO!!!!" due to not having a bun.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

That's looking more and more plausible since his plan is to lay around all day in that place eating until his Health Insurance stops paying for it, meaning his next stroke will be paid for out of pocket or Tammy will have to cross his fingers and hope it's a smaller one that doesn't require too much outside care.

I do find it funny that a raging conservative like him is all about bilking the system until the money runs out while complaining when others do it.

It's this kind of hypocrisy from Jagoff that makes him one of my favorite cows.

If you see people in the wild with what look like bandages over both of their lower legs, they may be wearing lymphedema wraps. Those aren't covering a wound (more than incidentally) but helping a burdened system keep fluid from pooling in a circulatory backwater while the patient is sitting or vertical, going about their day.

This is why compression socks are a thing.

But Jr said he was eating a healthy diet

I wouldn't take health advice from a guy who thinks a Rice Krispy square is a valid mid-workout snack. But to Jagoff Scalfatty "healthy" means "low sugar". He's done this before said something like, "you can replace the sugar with some sweetener to make it healthy". Man doesn't know the meaning of the word and Jr is so retarded he just agrees with his Dad.

You look at Jagoff and that's Jr's future. Fat, balding and relying on Mommywife for everything.

Pretty sure somewhere in his word salads Jack mentioned PT being the highlight of his day, so he's likely doing something.

Yeah like he was eating properly and saying he was never hungry when on Profile by Sanford. Jagoff says a lot of things. Most of them aren't true.

Ahh, but Fatty CAN have a double down. Tammy will just get it for him, and it'll be healthy because he can scream the magic word "KETOOOO!!!!" due to not having a bun.

You just know he's 100% into that because there's no bread because as we all know bread = carbs meaning it's bad for you. No carbs = healthy.

 

[Simon]

I really can't get over how comfy Jack is. He's in his own kinda weird mix of heaven and hell. He's abusing staff, crying non stop and getting victim points. But also he's not getting what he wants (junk food) as fast as he wants.

He legit has other people washing him etc, he's like that airplane dude, he's THRILLED someone has to wipe his ass. He just likes to cause suffering. He really likes to abuse people he's an angy fat man.

I am sad we aren't getting vids anymore. I would love the rest home reviews or when tam ham takes him around. The sluured speech messed up face, more crippled body that broken shell that can barely hold the wendigo just making a mess stuffing his face with Burger King or something.

I had a great work out today, my abs look pretty rad for nearly 40s... I think I might get a double down just to spite Jack knowing he can't have one.

Yeah, I love the videos too but this is all we're going to see until he croaks. No more Jackoff on the Go, or any of that shit. Just piss puddles on the floor and screaming about butter until the end.

 

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[Aunt Carol]

This is why compression socks are a thing.

Oh, word, but just as there are derringers and there are bazookas, there are cute compression socks, graduated compression hose, and then there are lymphedema wraps.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

ATTENTION ALL HADURS:
YOU HAVE BEEN OWNED​

To all non-prayer warriors and godless detractors of this site:
The following video has been created to own members of the boys club who see Jack as some kind of hypocritical bible thumper, coerced into religion by his wife. Jack would never stray from the path of the God-fearing man no matter how strong Paul's arms may be or how safe they would make Jack feel, pinching his rotund torso in a longing embrace.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Jack would never stray from the path of the God-fearing man no matter how strong Paul's arms may be or howsafe they would make Jack feel, pinching his rotund torso in a longing embrace.​

You make a good point. How long before Jack throws a fit and gets "no male caregivers" added to his care plan, or is that going to wait until he moves from Skilled to Long-Term?

Jack is likely to be the kind of resident where the aides look for their strongest coworker when it's transfer time, so he'll be in a pickle if he doesn't want the gloved hand wiping his gooch to be a masculine one.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

You make a good point. How long before Jack throws a fit and gets "no male caregivers" added to his care plan, or is that going to wait until he moves from Skilled to Long-Term?

Jack is likely to be the kind of resident where the aides look for their strongest coworker when it's transfer time, so he'll be in a pickle if he doesn't want the gloved hand wiping his gooch to be a masculine one.

He's gay. He totally wants the big strong manly orderlies to wipe his ass. But he pretends like he prefers the ladies because... that's what real men are supposed to do.

 

[Aunt Carol]

He totally wants the big strong manly orderlies to wipe his ass.

I agree: this is going to happen after Tammy walks in on something, or someone makes a joke on Jack's Facebook about it.

A male patient/resident with "no male caregivers" is a big red flag for staff unless they have a Tragic Backstory for it.

It's also interesting that Jack isn't Yelp reviewing the nursing home while he's staying there. Is he finally realizing he shouldn't shit where he eats? In the figurative sense only.

 

[Sonic T]

Is he finally realizing he shouldn't shit where he eats?

With his current immobility, it might be too late for that.

 

[Whaler]

It's also interesting that Jack isn't Yelp reviewing the nursing home while he's staying there. Is he finally realizing he shouldn't shit where he eats? In the figurative sense only.

He'd be walking a real stupid line if they caught wind of him doing that. They wouldn't kick him out for it because they legally can't. But they could make his stay even more annoying for him than it already is.

 

[TestTubePuppy]

He'd be walking a real stupid line if they caught wind of him doing that. They wouldn't kick him out for it because they legally can't. But they could make his stay even more annoying for him than it already is.

They could never make his stay more annoying for him than he is making it for them.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

We will know the very minute he is discharged from the nursing home because he will make the 1 star yelp review in the car on the way home.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He'd be walking a real stupid line if they caught wind of him doing that. They wouldn't kick him out for it because they legally can't. But they could make his stay even more annoying for him than it already is.

No condiments to go with his food. Water as the only beverage. Or something truly sugar free like black coffee. One egg for breakfast. And banning Hammy from bringing him any kind of fast food.

He'd be begging to be let go after two days.

We will know the very minute he is discharged from the nursing home because he will make the 1 star yelp review in the car on the way home.

And he'll stream himself ordering a cheeseburger from the closest fast food place.

 

[Trig.Point]

Can we just stop and give thanks that Jack has survived, and that even in the Nursing home he's still able to bring joy into our lives.

I am praying that he gets home and starts producing more videos, he has learned absolutely nothing from this experience, and it's going to be great.

 

[AnOminous]

Can we just stop and give thanks that Jack has survived, and that even in the Nursing home he's still able to bring joy into our lives.

I am praying that he gets home and starts producing more videos, he has learned absolutely nothing from this experience, and it's going to be great.

The best he'll be able to do is Jagoff on the Go and he'll have to be fed like a baby bird.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

You make a good point. How long before Jack throws a fit and gets "no male caregivers" added to his care plan, or is that going to wait until he moves from Skilled to Long-Term?

Jack is likely to be the kind of resident where the aides look for their strongest coworker when it's transfer time, so he'll be in a pickle if he doesn't want the gloved hand wiping his gooch to be a masculine one.

We had a poor PT guy who the fatties always waited for because he could pick them up and thus do most of the work while transferring them to and from bed. Even if they didn't request him the aides were always calling him during the day to do transfers and in the Bari at the place, I was at Jack would have been consider a smaller sized resident in that hall. I'm like dude you're going to blow your back out if you keep doing this. Moment of silence for all who have to lift fat asses like Jack at the nursing homes.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The best he'll be able to do is Jagoff on the Go and he'll have to be fed like a baby bird.

Only if you mean a baby goose.

at the place I was at, Jack would have been consider a smaller sized resident in that hall.

Jack's obese but he's short, and until recently he was ambulatory.

When the hospital social worker was placing Jack, they probably did mention size as a consideration, but he's not at the point where he needs designated bariatric care. He is bariatric, but not "special bariatric unit" bariatric. Jack can still fit in the upper limit of most American-sized healthcare equipment.

As his activity level changes and his diet stays the same, this will stop being true.