💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

If you see people in the wild with what look like bandages over both of their lower legs, they may be wearing lymphedema wraps. Those aren't covering a wound (more than incidentally) but helping a burdened system keep fluid from pooling in a circulatory backwater while the patient is sitting or vertical, going about their day.

So we can add deep vein thrombosis to the many, many ways this fat fuck could die soon.

 

[Aunt Carol]

So we can add deep vein thrombosis to the many, many ways this fat fuck could die soon.

I mean, dude ought to be anticoagulated, after so many thrombotic events, but...

Jack is being very coy with posting rehab notes/device reviews/med lists, which is probably why he's not in Deathfats yet.

 

[AnOminous]

I mean, dude ought to be anticoagulated, after so many thrombotic events, but...

Jack is being very coy with posting rehab notes/device reviews/med lists, which is probably why he's not in Deathfats yet.

I think he's just straight up refusing to comply with treatment and especially PT because if he was doing it he'd be wailing like one of the damned. The fact they're feeding him two breakfasts really shows they've completely given up on this worthless bloated pig.

 

[salmonellajack]

But Jr said he was eating a healthy diet

 

[Dave.]

George Pastrami
Blake Salami
Mike Bukowski
Dave Bologna

 

[That Damned Tiger]

George Pastrami
Blake Salami
Mike Bukowski
Dave Bologna

Tyrone Bukake.

I'll show myself out.

 

[stets]

I think he's just straight up refusing to comply with treatment and especially PT because if he was doing it he'd be wailing like one of the damned. The fact they're feeding him two breakfasts really shows they've completely given up on this worthless bloated pig.

Jack LOVES talking about how great he is and how hard he works. Especially related to health, where we were treated to entire video series on stroke recovery and weight loss. If given the chance, he’d never stop crowing about how hard he’s working to improve his physical condition. If he was doing even basic PT now, there’d be endless posts about how difficult it is and how he’s already seeing improvements.

He hasn't mentioned anything while he’s been in the nursing home, though. Tammy dropped him off to be warehoused until he’s either dead or the insurance runs out. Because if it was about actually fixing him, we’d hear about it constantly. He’s essentially in the obese cripple version of a group tard home.

 

[Simon]

Jack LOVES talking about how great he is and how hard he works. Especially related to health, where we were treated to entire video series on stroke recovery and weight loss. If given the chance, he’d never stop crowing about how hard he’s working to improve his physical condition. If he was doing even basic PT now, there’d be endless posts about how difficult it is and how he’s already seeing improvements.

He hasn't mentioned anything while he’s been in the nursing home, though. Tammy dropped him off to be warehoused until he’s either dead or the insurance runs out. Because if it was about actually fixing him, we’d hear about it constantly. He’s essentially in the obese cripple version of a group tard home.

Oh yeah, we'd be getting complaints about the PT, whining about pain, gloating, all that shit. And we aren't, so we can guess he's just not complying.

 

[TestTubePuppy]

He's looking at his time in the nursing care as the equivalent of a cruise ship... lay around all day and eat.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Pretty sure somewhere in his word salads Jack mentioned PT being the highlight of his day, so he's likely doing something. Thing is he's probably doing it the way he "cooks", half assed with the least amount of effort. Couple that with all of the calories he consumes going out and whatever Hammy brings him he won't make any real progress. He needs to lose weight in order to maybe regain independent mobility, so any PT he does is just putting the cart in front of the horse because he can't stop eating like a gluttonous pig.

 

[Whaler]

Inpatient hospital care will always be covered, but he won't have Skilled days for discharge to a SNF again.

Yeah, I was speaking strictly of the SNF care. Jack doesn't seem bothered by hospital care (presumably because they are educated or something) but it's the SNF that seems to bring out the worst in him. I'm going to assume it's because they try to help/teach you to care and help yourself as much as you can to be less of a burden for your caretakers.

 

[Sonic T]

What is it with Scarfani sharing his own posts right after posting them? KYS. (Edit: pic size)

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

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What is it with Scarfani sharing his own posts right after posting them? KYS. (Edit: pic size)

Boomer and brain damage

 

[GenociderSyo]

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What is it with Scarfani sharing his own posts right after posting them? KYS. (Edit: pic size)

Has to do with the algorithm probably I know some people beg posts to be shared do to that.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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What is it with Scarfani sharing his own posts right after posting them? KYS. (Edit: pic size)

Of course the boomer is afraid that the movie will be "woke" (which he probably can't define but only uses because Fox News told him it's bad)

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Spoiler: FatRetardedFaggot

 

[Generic Retard]

If you see people in the wild with what look like bandages over both of their lower legs, they may be wearing lymphedema wraps. Those aren't covering a wound (more than incidentally) but helping a burdened system keep fluid from pooling in a circulatory backwater while the patient is sitting or vertical, going about their day.

Could it be a temporary fix for foot drop he has from his stroke? For damaged hand nerves people get a splint, so the hand doesn't bend over by itself and makes the nerve damage worse. I mean he is completely immobile so both would be likely, but weird that it's only one leg.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Could it be a temporary fix for foot drop he has from his stroke? For damaged hand nerves people get a splint, so the hand doesn't bend over by itself and makes the nerve damage worse. I mean he is completely immobile so both would be likely, but weird that it's only one leg.

The purple cast photo was edited in for weight comparison by a user here; it's from back when Jack had ankle surgery.

Jack is playing his hand close to his vest, so we don't know what movement he has in his legs. He might end up with AFOs (ankle-foot orthotics) if he has gross movements but no ankle control.

If they're worried about foot drop, we might also see Rooke boots or puffy heel booties on his bed in the background. I don't think Jack is going to both retain and publish a concept that complex on social media, though.

Thank you for inviting me to consult on this fascinating patient, Dr. Nova.

 

[Generic Retard]

The purple cast photo was edited in for weight comparison by a user here; it's from back when Jack had ankle surgery.

Jack is playing his hand close to his vest, so we don't know what movement he has in his legs. He might end up with AFOs (ankle-foot orthotics) if he has gross movements but no ankle control.

If they're worried about foot drop, we might also see Rooke boots or puffy heel booties on his bed in the background. I don't think Jack is going to both retain and publish a concept that complex on social media, though.

Oh my! I forgot the time he tore his Achilles tendon from walking. How could I?

Thank you for inviting me to consult on this fascinating patient, Dr. Nova.

We are all prisoners inside the cage of our own flesh. Some have more strokes than others.

 

[Kung Pow]

Just these recent pics paint a pretty stark picture. Flipped one so we're comparing similar poses:
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He's cultivating and concentrating mass at a horrifying rate.

His soyface and optimism: gone.