Lovequest YT 6/23 - Want to bang Chris? Deal of a lifetime!

[MetallicTunes]

Holy shit, maybe Alec Benson Leary is actually Chris.

 

[Space.Muffin]

I have washed my hands a thousand times, but the feeling of impurity remains.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Cam girl saga when???

What website would let Chris be a "camgirl"?

 

[Sc4rface]

Who does Chris honestly think will have sex with them?

Nearly everyone, despite all the evidence to the contrary. At least once he has pointed out what an unique sexual experience he could provide, which is probably true but not in quite in the sense he means.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Over a month ago, you uneducated swine.

So it is actually really recent.

An anime sex doll is less gross. At least that's not something you pretend is normal, you get me?

 

[AN/ALR56]

Nastier ratking trannies make a lot of cash camwhoring,why not Chris?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

"Hmm, yeah. No woman will ever have sex with me for free no matter how much I try, and I always complain about being an overlooked treasure. I know, I'll make them pay me money too! That'll get women to have sex with me, among which!"

 

[Anchuent Christory]

"Hmm, yeah. No woman will ever have sex with me for free no matter how much I try, and I always complain about being an overlooked treasure. I know, I'll make them pay me money too! That'll get women to have sex with me, among which!"

Reverse psychology, Chris is smarter than we thought.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

No mention on "natural born women only"! I'ma slap on a wig and get my $100!

 

[LagoonaBlue]

What website would let Chris be a "camgirl"?

Omegle.

Jesus fuck that's actually a terrifying thought.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I cannot take credit for these two gifs, they just popped up from a site that enjoys parodying Chris in my facebook feed

Spoiler: 50 Dollars

Spoiler: Don't Shoot

 

[Plesioth]

why

 

[Jacquetta]

Oh wow, what a bargain. Pay a hundred dollars for the "privilege" of being creeped on by a smelly man with a skullet. Where do I sign up.

I might be able to find it in my heart* to give him a fiver if he promises to never wriggle like that again.

*No I fucking don't, don't be silly.


(edit: words.)

 

[LagoonaBlue]

why

CWC needs money for sex toys and LEGO.

 

[Cotton Puddings]

heard 'stephanie bustcakes' and scream-laughed. this almost makes up for not having a carlos chantor video

 

[Guy Smiley]

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Is it just me, or does he look kind of like Robin Williams, just around the eyes?

The world's greatest comedian is captured in the world's worst tranny.

 

[Gordon Cole]

wow, I want to jack off even more now.

 

[Stephanie Bustcheeks]

And I thought the hypnosis thing was bad, this may be the most laugh inducing thing he's ever done... It almost makes you feel sorry for him, how low he's willing to go for attention.

Almost

 

[Panpizza]

hello darkness my old friend

 

[HumanBeanbag]

Look at his bed when he rolls over at 01:38.

He's making this offer while on what looks like some Goofy and Friends bed sheets.

Nothing says 'romantic evening' like a bed covered in images of a 1930's cartoon character.