Lovequest YT 6/23 - Want to bang Chris? Deal of a lifetime!

[Ray Streip]

Can we get a flipped, un-stretched version of this video? Also, where did this video come from?

Edit:

Here's a version of the video with the picture flipped and the aspect ratio fixed.

 

[AA 102]

Was this video originally up on Chris's youtube channel?

 

[Fungal Shambler]

The way he shoves his hands down that denim skirt is like an old man on the couch. What a classy woman you are, Chris

 

[BillRiley]

Ok, welp, i'll be in the shower 'til the end of the 3rd Trump administration.

 

[The Great Chandler]

I hope this thread won't turn into an a-log and ween domain.

 

[AnOminous]

Philosophy 101:

If paying to fuck Chris would save Barb's life, would you

If fucking Chris for free would kill Barb, would you?

 

[A Bag Of Beans]

What a whore.

I wonder if he doesn't want to do anal because it still hurts from shoving his medallion up his rump?

 

[Milktheturtle]

Somehow, nobody has commented that he referred to himself as Stephanie Bustcakes yet.

Seems like Carlos is rebranding

 

[deeman]

I had to convince my duck to come out again from it's hiding place by assuring it he only wanted the ladies.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I'm going to pay Chris to get a job.

 

[AnOminous]

What a whore.

I wonder if he doesn't want to do anal because it still hurts from shoving his medallion up his rump?

Chris has higher standards than Jake Rapp apparently.

Spoiler

 

[Dr. Mario]

I think I won't be able to sleep tonight.

 

[John Furrman]

If fucking Chris for free would kill Barb, would you?

If killing Barb would get Chris laid, would he?

 

[Donald Duck]

Let me get this straight. A manchild who was unable to get a woman to willingly touch him intimately without having to pay her first, now thinks women will now want to throw money at him for the... uh, "privilege", instead? Makes sense...

So is Barb his pimp too? I want see Chris upload a video of himself sporting slap marks or a black eye, crying about how Barb is mad at him for not making any money when, inevitably, no one solicits him.

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isn't that your furry gf @Cute Anime Girl

I know it's just a pillow... but somehow I look at the cartoon face printed onto the pillowcase and think it looks like its' begging for someone to mercifully end its' life.

Philosophy 101:

If paying to fuck Chris would save Barb's life, would you

If that's the only way?.... Let her die.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Weens don't engage! Don't engage! This is straight up prostitution and you could be arrested with Chris.

I really hope someone calls the cops or something because this is illegal.

Nah...dont call the cops. Let this shit ride for further LULZ.

We joked that it would finally come to this...... and it actually fucking came to this. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA JA JA JA JA JA JA HA HA HA HA!!!!

 

[Sc4rface]

Took me about 10 minutes to muster the courage to actually watch this and even then I had to pause it about every 10 seconds.

00:08: Threw up a bit in my mouth.
00:19: What a great Jame Gumb impression. And it's not the first time he has nailed it.
00:28: Why the fuck are you upside down?
00:50: Jump cut. A throwback to a more innocent age.
00:55: Is he drunk?
01:07: The pillowcase looks like it's trying to get away.
01:11: Was that a wink or is the palsy making a return?
01:37: This started to suddenly resemble one of those nature documentaries where they've secreted a fisheye camera into the nest of some hibernating rat thing.
01:56: Stephanie Bustcakes. Right. And Chris actually intends the trick to provide the premises? Wow... How many years has it been since the last time he actually went to work outside of his home?

Edit. Any ideas what fuckstupid little piece of plastic he wants this desperately?

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Well its official My penis is just for show now.

 

[nad7155]

Does no one remember Carlos Chantor? That suave, latin stud who'd be down for everything, including watersports?

True, but that's a bit different.

Now he is a sexy, lesbian vixen.

 

[Ahffline]

I shouldn't have watched this while eating.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I fixed the aspect ratio and flipped the video right side up, but I kind of don't want to be the guy who made Chris look better.