The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[GET!]

What are the chances of NPR and the other outlets that created glowing puff pieces doing a follow up?

0%

 

[KiwiFuzz]

No sadder words of tongue or pen:
"Kiwi Farms was right again!"

 

[Post Reply]

Jamie, pull up the tweets:
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Spoiler: there were way more of these than I remembered, I stopped in early September lol

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Ah, rereading all of Kevvie's smug grave dancing from last fall is like winning all over again.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Ah, rereading all of Kevvie's smug grave dancing from last fall is like winning all over again.

Kev wasn't wrong, it was all over. Just not where he expected .
In his specific case though, it's all ogre.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

The next Bioshock game should be set in the ruins of the Tranch.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Jamie, pull up the tweets:
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Ain't it great when they talk shit and fall? Posting this is better than their ransacked cubby hole

 

[TheGuntinator]

Does anyone know the status of the Transformer collection?

They were among the 41% losses

Bonnie acting like it was Penis and co's responsibility to evict the drifters. No it wasn't, it was yours. If I get evicted from somewhere I'm under no obligation to evict my roommate as well. Fuck that, it's the landlord's problem. Bonnie was just too cowardly to be onsite and make sure it happens.

To be fair, I don't think it's unwarranted to fear for your life when telling a bunch of unstable gorillas in eyeshadow that you're kicking them out, face to face. Especially given how they brutalized her car before leaving. With the way they're lying about Bonnie, destroyed the house utterly before leaving and trying to drum up hate against her, I genuinely think they in the kind of mental state that would've escalated to murder.

Tranny commune murders their host, alt right still to blame.

 

[Surfin Terf]

No offense but I think Boners destiny to never have a normal life and never have money for basic food was set in stone long way back before this current situation.
Remember, this is the guy that wanted to have sex with his girlfriend in the OliveGarden restroom (because his appartment was too shitty?)

Isn't he in for a substantial inheritance? His mom's about to die, and his brother disowned himself since Bonnie Sr molested his granddaughter, right?

ETA:
Hope his mom kept her word

Paul marked Mother's Day in his usual cheery manner. I wonder who she'll leave her share of the Tranch to.

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https://twitter.com/BonnieMakes/status/1391448541424349184

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Pure optimism here, but I think it would be the funniest outcome that could actually happen: Bonnie gets into a contentious legal battle with Skye and the rest of the tranch over property rights. Some of the serfs independently try to claim squatter rights. They all try to sell their side of the story to the media which will mostly consist of shitting all over the other tranchers as somehow being transphobic.

Wow, I called it

 

[Law]

Fantasy: Hot tubbing with a bunch of busty women in their 20s.
Reality: Hot tubbing with a bunch of skinny men in their 50s and 60s

^Real Transwomen Hours.

I think it doesn't matter if Boner Mandozer gets an inheritance or not. He'll squander whatever he gets in months. He's probably learned nothing from this whole experience and will go on bumbling through life being a destructive selfish male asshole.

 

[Divine right to rule]

No sadder words of tongue or pen:
"Kiwi Farms was right again!"

THAT IS SEXUAL PROFILING!

The worst thing about this are not that it happened, but that chuds predicted it.

 

[smartypants302]

There's also something sprayed on the fireplace/chimney/whatever this is... my guess is that it says "LMAO". Way to add to the injury.
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That a wood stove, produces more heat then a fireplace with less wood and you can cook on it. A nice big expensive one (3-6 thousand) that could of heated that entire house without using gas or propane. Shame that it looks like it's a pile of shit right now with a bad seal and blower probably fucked.

 

[northstar747]

I ve only skimmed the thread, so please forgive me asking.

Why did they leave the ranch? The learned helplessness was too much?

 

[Flamin Park]

Holy shit!
The "squatters" were Tranch guests, but when Penny & co moved out, they never really bothered to make their guests leave? They've totally trashed the place! Bonnie says he's going to sue! ( )
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edit: More info & pictures HERE.

But the tranch ALWAYS looks like that? Your robot baby even confirmed there were days old pools of standing cat piss all over the floor

 

[PHILLIP BANKS]

The next Bioshock game should be set in the ruins of the Tranch.

a lgbt utopia where everyone is drugged out of their mind and killing each other lmao, at least rapture had decency of strangling and killing the kids in the lore.
i just don't want to think what will happen to the kids in the utopia.......

 

[Divine right to rule]

I ve only skimmed the thread, so please forgive me asking.

Why did they leave the ranch? The learned helplessness was too much?

They ran out of money, they killed almost all their animals through incompetence, and the co-founder Bonnie, who actually has the lease on the property ran away with a real woman named Kindness and split with his husband Skye who was one of the few actually doing work on the tranch.
Bonnie then turned coat, spilled the beans about mass graves of Alpaca and kicked them out.

 

[heathercho]

You know when you hit a point with these fucks, where whilst this is deliciously hilarious, it's also really, really repulsive and you really are looking forward to their explosive deaths from something, anything?

Yeah, that. I just want at least one of these Male Failures to go the way of Chloe Segal.

 

[MarineN*4235431]

happy 1000 pages of stupidity and rancid smell

 

[BoobWhiskers]

You know when you hit a point with these fucks, where whilst this is deliciously hilarious, it's also really, really repulsive and you really are looking forward to their explosive deaths from something, anything?

Yeah, that. I just want at least one of these Male Failures to go the way of Chloe Segal.

Your odds are kinda 41/59 50/50 on that. The vast majority of those involved (Kevin, Shiteater, Boner, Alyssa, etc) are too limp-dicked to do anything of note besides whine impotently on Twitter.

The better odds were always the Tranny Waco option, where the mental illness and alcohol and guns would eventually combine in the expected way, but that was always gonna be Penny or Fedposter. And now we've seen that Penny's option of choice is ALSO tucking tail and running to grandma's with his manwives, and Fedposter has just sort of rambled off into the wilds or something.

Turns out you don't get explosive endings when nobody involved has any balls whatsoever.

 

[AnOminous]

I doubt doctors would share that sort of information in public anyway, so a real diagnosis is moot in this case.

Sorry if I sounded like I'm talking about doctors. Super Oversharing Cunt will surely tell us herself when she starts bitching about the evil doctors who refuse to accept her epilepsy self-diagnosis.

 

[northstar747]

They ran out of money, they killed almost all their animals through incompetence, and the co-founder Bonnie, who actually has the lease on the property ran away with a real woman named Kindness and split with his husband Skye who was one of the few actually doing work on the tranch.
Bonnie then turned coat, spilled the beans about mass graves of Alpaca and kicked them out.

Thank you for the cliffnotes

Your odds are kinda 41/59 50/50 on that. The vast majority of those involved (Kevin, Shiteater, Boner, Alyssa, etc) are too limp-dicked to do anything of note besides whine impotently on Twitter.

The better odds were always the Tranny Waco option, where the mental illness and alcohol and guns would eventually combine in the expected way, but that was always gonna be Penny or Fedposter. And now we've seen that Penny's option of choice is ALSO tucking tail and running to grandma's with his manwives, and Fedposter has just sort of rambled off into the wilds or something.

Turns out you don't get explosive endings when nobody involved has any balls whatsoever.

I spent time with family that grew up on a farm in MO. The romantic idea of being in the country etc. People dont grasp the sheer amount of work raising your own food and animals are.

A tranny commune would work better in some semi rural place with some services and infrastructure, with member doing some kinda work that brings in cash. People like Kevin are fucking useless.

I also assume no one was growing weed right?