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A drug addict lied about the police...grifted 100k from other mentally ill people and is now seeking attention via public announcements is all i see here lol.

Why is Lucas addicted to drugs? Turns out being a coomer and cutting off your dick isn't the answer.

Whatever happened to Lucas' lawsuit against the police?
 
PointOfNoReturnPoint powiedział(a):
I give it 10 minutes before he gets misgendered and tries to leave.
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I don't believe he's actually going to any rehab. Odds are far greater he's just going to Europe again to lay low for a month until the heat wears off and he can come back with a new line of pity guilt grift. Any more questioning of where the money went will be further violence.

There were no doctors telling him that he'd die without in-patient supervised rehab any more than that team of lawyers telling him that he had a good case to sue the police. Keffals is a demonstrable pathological liar.
 
Caesare powiedział(a):
Powder cocaine is bad enough, but I agree with you, hard is the most addictive thing ever, imo. The only good thing about it is, it's only addictive while you're doing it. You're not gonna crave it or have a physical need for it like dope or pain pills. If you can just stop buying it, you'll never worry about it again. But once you buy that first hit, you'll keep buying more (so long as it's still available) until you wasted a whole bunch of money. That's what makes hard cocaine so evil and such a scourge to the poor and impulsive.
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Yeah, all of this is true except Lucas is definitely not smoking crack lol. The cool factor of coke comes with snorting it, not smoking it, which is why I think he's going to rehab for a benzo or opioid problem and not a coke problem. Coke is a strange drug because yeah you can get "addicted" but it's just as easy to put down a coke habit as it is to pick up - you just have to not have it around you like you said. It's not something you have to go to inpatient rehab for. I'm still standing by my theory that Lucas is just a lil pill popper who occasionally scores some coke too because he finds it glamorous lol
 
SaidNoOneEver powiedział(a):
I don't believe he's actually going to any rehab. Odds are far greater he's just going to Europe again to lay low for a month until the heat wears off and he can come back with a new line of pity guilt grift. Any more questioning of where the money went will be further violence.

There were no doctors telling him that he'd die without in-patient supervised rehab any more than that team of lawyers telling him that he had a good case to sue the police. Keffals is a demonstrable pathological liar.
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True, given kefffals inability to stay offline, someone will spot him in Northern Ireland and report that he is out drinking.
 
Eggman's Ghost powiedział(a):
Yeah, all of this is true except Lucas is definitely not smoking crack lol. The cool factor of coke comes with snorting it, not smoking it, which is why I think he's going to rehab for a benzo or opioid problem and not a coke problem. Coke is a strange drug because yeah you can get "addicted" but it's just as easy to put down a coke habit as it is to pick up - you just have to not have it around you like you said. It's not something you have to go to inpatient rehab for. I'm still standing by my theory that Lucas is just a lil pill popper who occasionally scores some coke too because he finds it glamorous lol
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I know, I don't think Lucas is smoking crack. I was just responding to something another commenter said. I haven't really been following Lucas and his shenanigans lately, but is there a reason why everyone thinks he's blowing his money on powder cocaine rather than something else? When I hear rehab, I think pills. Like you said, you don't need to go to a detox or a rehab for a cocaine habit. He already has a taste for pain pills from when he got his crotch sliced up. And it would be very easy to fall into a pain pill habit when you have a large amount of unearned money around.

The smoking cigarettes indoors on stream is also a pain pill thing. People on pain pills chain smoke cigarettes. I can see him not wanting to wait and go outside for a cigarette if he was feeling good from eating a bunch of pain pills.
 
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WTBOnlineFather powiedział(a):
What is he even popping, benzos? Opiates? Some wild antipsychotic shit? Surely he wasn't talking about his coke withdrawals lol.
Who am I kidding, he probably made the whole thing up.
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Probably Xanax, his “therapist” was actually just a pay-to-play psychologist that prescribed it for him for “anxiety” after he “swatted” himself.
 
Punished Neco powiedział(a):
Annnnnd Keffals is gone
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30-45 days... I'm just remembering the planned holiday to Ireland in March that Keffal has mentioned multiple times on stream, convenient timing. Imagine if an Irish Kiwi spots Keffals just chilling in the wild :story:
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smells like a reset attempt. he must know he's running out of goodwill at an alarming rate and this personal army thing might have broken the dam. so he's trying to shift the blame to something else and get a little sympathy back by claiming he's trying to get better. a classic maneuver

30-45 days is a good amount of time for the smoke to clear, if he does manage to stay logged off he might actually get everyone's goldfish brains to reset and sidestep the brunt of the reputation loss. but maybe it's already too late, lol. stay tuned for the next episode
 
LikeAStone 2.0 powiedział(a):
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TRANNY FIGHT!!!1!!!
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One of us. One of US. ONE OF US.

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*Quite literally
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lol.

Lmao, even.

I'd perhaps even go as far as rofl.
 
Caesare powiedział(a):
I know, I don't think Lucas is smoking crack. I was just responding to something the other commenter said. I haven't really been following Lucas and his shenanigans lately, but is there a reason why everyone thinks he's blowing his money on powder cocaine rather than something else? When I hear rehab, I think pills. Like you said, you don't need to go to a detox or a rehab for a cocaine habit. And, he already has a taste for pain pills from when he got his crotch sliced up. And it would be very easy to fall into a pain pill habit when you have a large amount of unearned money around.

The smoking cigarettes indoors on stream is also a pain pill thing. People on pain pills chain smoke cigarettes. I can see him not wanting to wait and go outside for a cigarette if he was feeling good from eating a bunch of pain pills.
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I think you're definitely spot-on about it being pills. I believe the coke theory mostly comes from his twitching. Plus it's just funnier to say someone does coke. As far as I know nobody actually involved has said the word "cocaine" so it's really just a meme
 
He mentioned the lethality of being in withdrawals. This ONLY applies to either benzos or alcohol. My guess is it's probably benzos and opiates.

I wouldn't be surprised if he is addicted but I really believe he is using this time to try to reset his grift and come back with something new. I hope he is hunted down and arrested for his fraud.
 
2 things:

1) The coke accusation is based off a DM that was leaked saying Keffals had a coke problem (I'm pretty sure. Shit is moving fast ATM)

2) because I didn't see anyone else post it:

 
Got Milk! powiedział(a):
2 things:

1) The coke accusation is based off a DM that was leaked saying Keffals had a coke problem (I'm pretty sure. Shit is moving fast ATM)

2) because I didn't see anyone else post it:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RN30u0zTP8o:21
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I believe the initial cocaine mention was that LeftAtLondon troon on twitter's claim first. Then we started speculating on what else it could be once it was clear a coke addiction didn't really fit what we were seeing
 
Eggman's Ghost powiedział(a):
I believe the initial cocaine mention was that LeftAtLondon troon on twitter's claim first. Then we started speculating on what else it could be once it was clear a coke addiction didn't really fit what we were seeing
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I remember seeing a DM screenshot. I'm phonefagging at work so can't go look but was that between 2 third parties? Or was it direct with Ke(tamine)ffals?
 
Man I can't even keep up with the thread at this point, there's just too much happening. Keep the Ls coming Keffals, it's peak entertainment! Clearly he's trying to defend his Lolcow of the Year award (very prestigious) from Ethan Ralph, who's in a similar death spiral. Come on Lukie boy, don't let the Ragepig overtake you! In fact, make an account here and start arguing with us. That'll surely win you the top spot again next year!
 
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