💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[jjak09]

So he's had another serious health scare...

You really could not make it up. Been watching this plonker for years and wondered why he hasn't uploaded of late.

He spends his life judging others but doesn't have the sense to look after himself. You would think after stroke no.2 and losing the use of your right arm you'd change your ways and perhaps exercise, eat healthy, and try to lose lose weight, but no he has continued to eat crap and in huge portions. I can only assume his wife wants him gone because she encourages the unhealthy eating. I mean the guy has one arm, can't drive, and can barely walk, so without her driving him to places he'd be screwed.

Another thing, he really is the customer from hell. I've never known someone to send food back so often and it's usually because he prefers what someone else ordered i.e. they have a bigger portion. Such a greedy, rude and selfish man.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I believe that, as long as he can speak without sounding like the teacher in Peanuts, there’s a strong chance that Jack will return to CWJ. Even if he’s paralyzed in both arms and wearing an oxygen cannula, he’ll still probably push forward to get his narc fix. The only thing that I can think of that would induce enough shame to get him to quit YouTube would be his speech getting affected.

Yes, he was in a scooty puff before, but let’s not forget that Jack being filmed in a wheelchair is not without precedent:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r5frsVCBo0o
I could see CWJ devolving into something like that^- disabled Jack doing the intro, narrations, and outro from his wheelchair, while Tammy does all the cooking. She’d basically be doing it out of sympathy- to give the Fat Man some form of enjoyment/purpose in his final days. And how fitting would such an outcome be for Jack? Literally, a man who built an identity around laziness lets his body rot (due to laziness) and ends up with his wife taking over his “show” while his lazy ass does even less in terms of production, yet the show still gets made.

Tammy seems pretty annoyed having to do the video lol

 

[Grassy_Knoll]

Wouldn't that make them a little gummy?

Not really, not much starch after youve soaked them. I havent done a side by side or anything but to me they just taste like any other hashbrown.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Tammy seems pretty annoyed having to do the video lol

When does Hammy not sound annoyed? She's stuck in perpetual bitch mode.

But hey "Everybody Needs a Tammy" right?

Not really, not much starch after youve soaked them. I havent done a side by side or anything but to me they just taste like any other hashbrown.

I guess I just don't want to wait 30 minutes before getting my crispy potatoes when I make them for breakfast.

 

[DyingStarsForever]

A new channel on youtube called Honest Tries is recreating dishes from Jack and others’ terrible cooking videos: https://www.youtube.com/@HonestTries

So far his verdict is that Jack’s food tastes extremely bland. I don’t know if this format works since Jack’s worst offenses are unsanitary and I doubt he’d be willing to recreate raw chicken and burgers for himself to eat. His own kitchen looks very worn down too.

 

[Preciate it youtube]

A new channel on youtube called Honest Tries is recreating dishes from Jack and others’ terrible cooking videos: https://www.youtube.com/@HonestTries

So far his verdict is that Jack’s food tastes extremely bland. I don’t know is this format works since Jack’s worst offenses are unsanitary and I doubt he’d be willing to rereate raw chicken and burgers for himself to eat. His own kitchen looks very worn down too.

Unless he says "ungyuns" I ain't interested.

 

[p1138]

A new channel on youtube called Honest Tries is recreating dishes from Jack and others’ terrible cooking videos: https://www.youtube.com/@HonestTries

So far his verdict is that Jack’s food tastes extremely bland. I don’t know is this format works since Jack’s worst offenses are unsanitary and I doubt he’d be willing to rereate raw chicken and burgers for himself to eat. His own kitchen looks very worn down too.

"I wonder how worn down his kitchen could really be" first frame in the porkchop video... jfc


edit: Ok, he realizes it looks like shit and proceeds the strip the paint off of it and comments that maybe he should just replace the thing. Fair enough, he's at least self aware and understands it looks like shit, made an attempt to fix it, and realizes he needs to change it. I just don't understand why start with that in the first place...

 

[Adamska]

Story time.

I've already shared my story about inquiring to buy The Best Sauces when Jack was trying to sell the company. Here's another time Jack ruined a possible sale.

At one of my previous jobs, my manager and I decided we were going to order some sauces from Jack. My manager reached out to him via email and started the process. He sent us pricing. He even slightly negotiated pricing with us. What killed the deal was we had to order 12 of every flavor sauce plus a full case of his "gourmet" seasoning.

We explained no sauce dealer, even big ones like Meat Church and Dizzy Pig required that. He snapped back at the manager this is how he did it and they all could do it because they were big companies. We wanted 3 of each and he refused to do it.

It's quite impressive how often he intentionally sabotages himself by being a pissy sobbing baby. He had a deal of sorts available, not to the degree he wanted, but better than nothing and fucking nuked it. He does it repeatedly too, ranging from his actual sobbing fit on national television on West Texas Investors, to this ancient cry baby blog he used to run where he nuked relations with an owner of a patio store just because she said "yeah, this tastes like most sauces" during negotiations.

Legitimately a deluded fool. It's not surprising with an attitude like this he nuked his Walmart chances. I bet the stupid bastard demanded they stock a lot too and screeched when the poor sales forced his mommy-wife to pay out of pocket and he had to hoard all that shit.

Also fun fact for those not familiar with his Blogs: not a single thing Jack ever did was on his own. The sauce business? His mommy funded it and was a partner, likely doing footwork for her retarded son. The DJ entertainment thing he sometimes bragged about? Charles helped him with that, since he was on the scene for shit like that at the time. Charles also suggested using Youtube to sell his sauces.

A new channel on youtube called Honest Tries is recreating dishes from Jack and others’ terrible cooking videos: https://www.youtube.com/@HonestTries

So far his verdict is that Jack’s food tastes extremely bland. I don’t know is this format works since Jack’s worst offenses are unsanitary and I doubt he’d be willing to rereate raw chicken and burgers for himself to eat. His own kitchen looks very worn down too.

He wouldn't say the food tastes bland if he did some of the newer cooking items, since those things have nothing but salt. Still, it's always nice to see someone who tried to make the party cheese salad. Still needs to try and make that garbage stew tho.

 

[VenomPlug]

Even on deathbed Jack still hates his mother. Don't worry fat fuck, you will be joining her soon. God is gud.

 

[Tiresome]

It's quite impressive how often he intentionally sabotages himself by being a pissy sobbing baby. He had a deal of sorts available, not to the degree he wanted, but better than nothing and fucking nuked it. He does it repeatedly too, ranging from his actual sobbing fit on national television on West Texas Investors, to this ancient cry baby blog he used to run where he nuked relations with an owner of a patio store just because she said "yeah, this tastes like most sauces" during negotiations.

Thank you for this, this is a gem. The man has been a fat idiotic 11 year old his entire adult life.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

What is it with fat fuck fast food reviewers that have the appearance of lust towards food

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

What is it with fat fuck fast food reviewers that have the appearance of lust towards food

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"OMG" in reaction to a fucking Arby's sandwich? He really is a boomer

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

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God this is infuriating lmao. So many healthcare workers smoke because of the stress of the job. Doctors currently have an unprecedented level of exhaustion and burnout due to the time requirements of the pandemic, and that's just the doctors who at least are getting paid well, nevermind the poor nurses who work the same amount of time, get paid shit, and have to wipe Jack's ass on top of their other duties. God forbid they smoke to calm themselves and get a 5 minute break in between Jack smashing the call button to make more demands.

 

[Tiresome]

God this is infuriating lmao. So many healthcare workers smoke because of the stress of the job. Doctors currently have an unprecedented level of exhaustion and burnout due to the time requirements of the pandemic, and that's just the doctors who at least are getting paid well, nevermind the poor nurses who work the same amount of time, get paid shit, and have to wipe Jack's ass on top of their other duties. God forbid they smoke to calm themselves and get a 5 minute break in between Jack smashing the call button to make more demands.

Same guy who, in his blog, raged that he'd take a gun and shoot every dog in the neighborhood if his mail was delayed due to unleashed animals. Nicest guy on YouTube.

 

[semitooth]

Thank you for this, this is a gem. The man has been a fat idiotic 11 year old his entire adult life.

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[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Same guy who, in his blog, raged that he'd take a gun and shoot every dog in the neighborhood if his mail was delayed due to unleashed animals. Nicest guy on YouTube.

Same guy who said if his dog got sick and the medical care was more expensive than when he bought the dog, he would just let it die.

Same guy who, on being told the Invisible Fence would shock a dog if it came too close, immediately tried to lure the dog closer.

Nicest guy on YouTube.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

A new channel on youtube called Honest Tries is recreating dishes from Jack and others’ terrible cooking videos: https://www.youtube.com/@HonestTries

So far his verdict is that Jack’s food tastes extremely bland. I don’t know if this format works since Jack’s worst offenses are unsanitary and I doubt he’d be willing to recreate raw chicken and burgers for himself to eat. His own kitchen looks very worn down too.

I enjoy August the Duck well enough (Everyone goes over him not having heard of beer in chili, but the part right afterwards where he says "I'm not try to be sarcastic when I ask about these thing, I genuinely want to learn about these thing" seems to fly over everyone's head like an instruction manual in the Scalfani Household), but it's refreshing to see someone recreate lolcow cooking without requiring me to cancel an office meeting to watch a 2-hour video of a dude filming the floor between a deep frying and table. Personally, I still wish Babish would make lolcow cooking. It's smart business-wise that he doesn't, but seeing someone try to make a good version of Party Cheese Salad would be welcome.

 

[100BitchHere]

The past few pages and the various discussions among active users in this thread highlight Jack's status as an elite cow.

He really is an elite cow. The issue with DSP is that people will try to troll him by giving him money and making him say shit like "SnowKarl tipped $1.50 and says I look dumb when I rock back and forth". DSP will call him stupid and stop rocking back and forth on camera... sooner or later all his tics will disappear and he's just boring.

Jack on the other hand, will see pretty innocent comments like "Jack why is this steak video so short?" and just record his face for an extra 2 minutes out of spite. He's so delusional that he'll eat a bowl of cream cheese, shredded cheese and sour cream and think it's healthy. DSP will get criticism about his eating habits and just never talk about them again.

 

[Whaler]

I enjoy August the Duck well enough (Everyone goes over him not having heard of beer in chili, but the part right afterwards where he says "I'm not try to be sarcastic when I ask about these thing, I genuinely want to learn about these thing" seems to fly over everyone's head like an instruction manual in the Scalfani Household), but it's refreshing to see someone recreate lolcow cooking without requiring me to cancel an office meeting to watch a 2-hour video of a dude filming the floor between a deep frying and table. Personally, I still wish Babish would make lolcow cooking. It's smart business-wise that he doesn't, but seeing someone try to make a good version of Party Cheese Salad would be welcome.

I don't think it's possible to make a good version of the Party Cheese Salad since it's a bunch of random shit thrown together then tossed in a fridge to solidify and cut into bars. If you go for a more salad approach, you'll be cutting out the jello and cream cheese, if go heavy in the solid bar direction, it's no longer a salad. It's basically going to be a mess or something entirely different.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

I don't think it's possible to make a good version of the Party Cheese Salad since it's a bunch of random shit thrown together then tossed in a fridge to solidify and cut into bars. If you go for a more salad approach, you'll be cutting out the jello and cream cheese, if go heavy in the solid bar direction, it's no longer a salad. It's basically going to be a mess or something entirely different.

Not sure if you watched Binging with Babish before (highly recommend you do if you haven't, his editing is clean and the vids are well paced. Very, well, bingable), but what he would do is take the general premise and try to make a good thing out of the idea. In this case, either make a savory jello (redeem the recipe) or make a literal party cheese salad (as in a salad with a decent amount of cheese meant to be shared at a party).

Probably for the best as far as Babish's career is concerned to not do so, though.