Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[Scalar wave Physicist]

Local Archive:
Learn Numbers and Colors with Feraljak Educational Soyjak Videos for Children.mp4

lmfao
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ETA: who the actual fuck made this!?
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Also some choice replies:
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This might just seem funny for now but I wouldn't be surprised if the Sharty started to exploit this to put subliminal messages into these vids to open the minds of kids to concepts such as TND.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

This is a thing in the Youtube Kids section.
Also has a thread with discussion and planning about ways to profit off it and to fuck with kids.

It's only a matter of time until an entire generation of kids think Thrembo is a real number (it is though)

 

[Executive Petrel]

Maybe it warps reality to pre-2012 Times and the world returns to normal.

Sh'arty, do your job and make a 'jak version of this

Would be emerald gem for sure.

zoom zooms are by far a interesting generation, not even alphas are this much cucked into corpo shittery as zoomers are and everything points them into not becoming that either, zoomers are like some failed goyim experiment in the age of information.

Let's GOOOOOOO

 

[Faceless Whore]

If 50% of the board is 13-17, I can not wait until they grow up and are able to vote. If anything they are a perfect zeitgeist of the degeneration of north America.

As much as I don't want to agree with you, ten years ago people saw the degeneracy on Tumblr and thought "Oh that's just fringe weirdo shit on the internet", and look at the world now. Even the most prestigious research facilities in the world are proclaiming "CHAINSAW NECRODITCH PUSSY IS REAL PUSSY."

I look forward to the LGBTQQA2DETH2TERFS Transhuman Lolcowgirl Tranny v. GigaChud Soyjak GemNazi Shitnuke War.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

I must say I am most impressed by this trolling of YouTube Kids. Quite the operation Sharty, maybe some of you zoomers really are alright.

 

[Randy Facalding]

This might just seem funny for now but I wouldn't be surprised if the Sharty started to exploit this to put subliminal messages into these vids to open the minds of kids to concepts such as TND.

2:45

 

[Sarn’t]

‘Catty got wiped
Frogposters banned
Children indoctrinated
Total chud gemtory

 

[Clownish]

The video is now at 40k.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

This might just seem funny for now but I wouldn't be surprised if the Sharty started to exploit this to put subliminal messages into these vids to open the minds of kids to concepts such as TND.

TND > scat and needle fetishism

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

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love me some representeyshn'

 

[Merry]

Who ever knew one little picture could cause so much damage
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Maybe book burners had a point

Also, this thread is basically a cultural exchange program now

 

[Hitman One]

Baneposting was able to warp reality to crash a plane. I'm worried that the dark, autistic powers behind that video are capable of worse.

 

[Jobama]

It would be really funny if it took soyjak kids videos for parents to realize that maybe raising their children on an iPad isn’t the greatest idea.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

It would be really funny if it took soyjak kids videos for parents to realize that maybe raising their children on an iPad isn’t the greatest idea.

Mentally disturbed Zoomers save the future? based and much better than the entire Millennial generation pilled.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Soyjak.Party is one hell of a fucking fever dream. If you told me back in the 2000s that this was what the internet would turn into I'd thought I was about to overdose on LSD.

 

[Manu7]

I'm not too fond of irony poisoned communities, but at least they seem way more promising than the millennials who grew up with Tumblr.

either way this thread has potential.

 

[spva]

Jewtube is really loving these kids colorjak videos, can't wait to educate all those transphobic conspiracist karen chudoid toddlers .

 

[bigfagredditbaby]

Sticky on /soy/ right now.

Interesting Idea.

 

[cobsongemmy]

Sticky on /soy/ right now.Wyświetl załącznik 4598894 Interesting Idea.

unironically an excellent idea.
the 'sharty has a big problem with low effort off-site invader trolls who derail funny threads with garbage, this will pretty much completely eliminate the problem by showing who is doing it

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

The video is now at 40k.

YouTube Kids being what it is, it could hit 1 million or 10 million.