Dusty Files 2 - First official contact with Phil.

[cwcproquo]

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I love that top message
It makes him sound life gay jewish robocop
We shall never know his secret 4th directive

Steal from the cis to give to the poor, because Dusty is actually gay Jewish Robin Hood in his own mind. Getting his salmon-gutting mitts on some sweet Kiwi cash.

Dusty's stories become more believable when you assume they end with a silent "and then my character earned 100 experience."

 

[Ravenor]

Dusty's stories become more believable when you assume they end with a silent "and then my character earned 100 experience."

I wonder with his mythical footlong what he get's people to roll for anal circumference.... maybe that's how he gut's people like a Salmon.

 

[Twrx]

I wonder with his mythical footlong he get's people to roll for anal circumference.... maybe that's how he gut's people like a Salmon.

When are we getting the third part of the dusty files?

 

[Ravenor]

When are we getting the third part of the dusty files?

Should be later on this evening, something came up late yesterday that's took up most of today to get to the bottom of that isn't related to dusty or phil.

 

[The Dude]

Redeem him... if possible
Crush him... if necessary

That's Steven Seagal when he was still fit. You need current Seagal for this situation.

 

[Hyperion]

Honestly this is such a failure at being meta

Dusty if you're reading this use your disability check to buy some rope

 

[AnOminous]

That's Steven Seagal when he was still fit. You need current Seagal for this situation.

He went tranny?

 

[The Dude]

He went tranny?

I was making a fat joke.

 

[AnOminous]

I was making a fat joke.

I was looking at the picture of him in a dress.

 

[Taily Puff]

He went tranny?

I was looking at the picture of him in a dress.

He went full "Someone else does my shopping and there's no one around to tell me I'm being a jackass".

Needs a catchy meme-y name though.

...He went full Seagal?

 

[Ravenor]

Part 3 is now up sorry for the delay.