If you could wish for anything you want, what would it be? - More wishes is a no no (also the loopholes I did not think about)

[rel=alternate]

I personally can't think of anything specific.

So I am looking for some inspiration from you balanced exceptional individuals

 

[David Brown]

I would wish to triple the pay of janitors of every kind, the world over.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

For my dog to live as long as me, or for my lifespan to be as short as his. Not picky about either outcome

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Right now? Pizza.

 

[Looney Troons]

I would wish to triple the pay of janitors of every kind, the world over.

Noble. I’ll +1 this. What a thankless but necessary task.

Also, the ones who do it for free still get fucked. Everyone wins.

 

[libRT]

 

[KooksandFreaks]

more drugs

 

[vomitusdeux]

$250,000 cash in hand.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Since you're not setting clear restrictions besides from the classic loophole, the appropriate wish in theory would be to ask for omniscience/omnipotence, which qualify as a proper answer.

If no negative outcomes are included, it follows that you'd try to acquire the most ambitious thing, and that seems to be it in simple english words.

 

[PFM]

For my dog to live as long as me, or for my lifespan to be as short as his. Not picky about either outcome

So you want cancer?

 

[timewave0]

Lots and lots of money. They say money can’t buy happiness, but that’s only true if you don’t know what to do with it. I’d buy a lot of shit for myself and my family of course, but I’d also use it for charitable endeavors that would definitely make me happy. That’s the boring answer.

Alternatively, I’d wish for some crazy super power or the ability to go backwards and forwards in time (accounting for movement of the Earth). I’d also wish for the establishment of Greater Israel (incl. the entire Earth, the moon, and Mars).

 

[Blouie]

A Mother 64 rom

Or I would wish to cure my autism

 

[rel=alternate]

Since you're not setting clear restrictions besides from the classic loophole, the appropriate wish in theory would be to ask for omniscience/omnipotence, which qualify as a proper answer.

If no negative outcomes are included, it follows that you'd try to acquire the most ambitious thing, and that seems to be it in simple english words.

I'll give it to you, it does follow the rules I had in mind. More so for omniscience though.

I guess omnipotence is a bit of a cop out, because it's basically wishing to be able to do anything you wish.

 

[Table Country]

I would wish that people would be struck by lightning whenever they ask "Batman vs Superman, who would win?" because for god's sake nobody fucking cares.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I would wish for the answer to the question: Who would win in a fight, Batman or Superman?

 

[rel=alternate]

I would wish that people would be struck by lightning whenever they ask "Batman vs Superman, who would win?" because for god's sake nobody fucking cares.

I would wish for the answer to the question: Who would win in a fight, Batman or Superman?

I could not care either, it's not my preferred type of entertainment.

However, how is this even a question? Am I falling for a meme?

Batman would get obliterated first punch. Seems kind of obvious.

 

[ForgedBlades]

I would probably bring my brother back, if only for my mom's sake.

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

$250,000 cash in hand.

I want $249,990 of that.

 

[Butterschmalz]

I wish Covid would be fucking real. That ll be something!

 

[rel=alternate]

I wish Covid would be fucking real. That ll be something!

Ok, you fucking got me, thank you.

I wish COVID never fucking happened. This would solve everything.