💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Plaintiff is fat]

Is Pat's engagement really down or is he acting like a victim for attention like a lady? It's hard to quantify but here's an attempt

Searching and counting tweets with min_faves:500 over the past 6 months (October 27th was when Musk took over)

Aug	7
Sep	5
Oct	12
Nov	28 (mostly from a single Musk bad thread)
Dec	20
Jan	4
Feb	4 so far

No evidence of any noticeable change IMO, January was a bust but so was September, and February is already looking better. One could lower the threashold and get more data but it'd take longer to count and this was already autistic enough.

Conclusion: he's a whiny fag that needs a conspiracy to explain why his account is so dead.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Hey Josh, I'll let Josiah and SpaceEdge over at OnAForums know they should run any future comedy bit ideas by you first. I know they would hate to offend your delicate sensibilities.

Thin-skinned unfunny faggot.

I think you need to get a new hobby, Dan. You've shown yourself many times over to have much, much more in common with Patrick than you'd like to think. Maybe log off of both sites and find something else to entertain you in life, I'm genuinely sad and embarrassed for you at times.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Is Pat's engagement really down or is he acting like a victim for attention like a lady? It's hard to quantify but here's an attempt

Searching and counting tweets with min_faves:500 over the past 6 months (October 27th was when Musk took over)

Aug	7
Sep	5
Oct	12
Nov	28 (mostly from a single Musk bad thread)
Dec	20
Jan	4
Feb	4 so far

No evidence of any noticeable change IMO, January was a bust but so was September, and February is already looking better. One could lower the threashold and get more data but it'd take longer to count and this was already autistic enough.

Conclusion: he's a whiny fag that needs a conspiracy to explain why his account is so dead.

His whining about engagement is just him responding to recent insults made in this thread. Given that Null has popped his head in here today Pat will probably drop a multi-tweet thread about that evil tranny killing site KiwiFarms, or he'll post new feet pics.

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

Fellas, fellas, fellas. How about instead of arguing about pedophiles, we just take a minute to enjoy Patrick being wrong?

Wyświetl załącznik 4477207Wyświetl załącznik 4477211

"Started shorting it"
We know fatrick is broke so im pretty sure he bet 5 dollars on the stock falling to brag about it on twitter afterwards without revealing the amount of money he would have gotten.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Pat is fat.

That's the Tweet.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Wait are you implying he doesn’t make niggeroni



Brian had a high opinion of himself, thinking himself witty, intelligent, better than his peers. But he was always a mid-IQ, euphoric athiest literal dog who was utterly mediocre in talent and output. His redeeming beats would usually come when he would realize for a second that he was utterly average, and he would see himself as what he was, retard Peter Griffin’s pet dog.

Patrick S Tomlinson will never have a moment like that. He can’t even admit he’s fat, that his first wife ceased all contact when she realized she’d have to raise a child with him, that he is mocked and hated by all who cross his path. He is our pet dog.


Harley riders have contempt for rice rockets, not triumphs. Triumph bikes are for faggy hipster types, like Pat but usually thinner. Most Harley guys like triumphs because they look cool. Why does everything he attempt drip with NOOB

Triumph Rocket III's are spectacular and the rest inc the Thai built Bonneville, plus the sports and standard built in Hinkley are all quite good. Most Harley riders are likely to have no opinion or might slightly like some of the retro efforts. Fatrick has lame opinions.

 

[RCR]

"Started shorting it"
We know fatrick is broke so im pretty sure he bet 5 dollars on the stock falling to brag about it on twitter afterwards without revealing the amount of money he would have gotten.

I don't think the short position actually exists.

He puts his entire life on twitter. If he was actually shorting the stock, he would have announced it on the day with an accompanying twitter thread of half baked "investment analysis"

He saw it went down. He believed it would continue to go down. He thought he would look smart if he said he was shorting the company.

 

[TheGuntinator]

I don't know if I can ever top "Never Forgetti" and it haunts me.

My muse, my fatty, what hast thou done? Your love eludes me

Hoolies for me forever child, never for you.

This bitter broad's pfp says "powered by female rage". She ain't backing down from an argument with a guy who makes rape jokes! And Pat feels emboldened to attack these feminists that he would've been simping for 5 years ago because his tranny allies hate them. Even the terf bitch gets it:
Wyświetl załącznik 4456509

Any brothermen reading this, this is a potential powderkeg, just saying! Don't antagonize these feminist loons whatever you do...
Imagine if 2023 puts Pat on the terf radar, what comedy gold that would be!

Make sure to remember TERFs don't want or need your help. You might feel bad for them, and they may be going through some real bullshit but it does not mean you're kindred spirits. They despise you as much as they did 5-10 years ago. Only thing that has changed is people like us just wanted to make fun of them, wheras troons want to rape have a mandatory consensual relationship with them.

 

[Maude Snew]

I don't think the short position actually exists.

He puts his entire life on twitter. If he was actually shorting the stock, he would have announced it on the day with an accompanying twitter thread of half baked "investment analysis"

He saw it went down. He believed it would continue to go down. He thought he would look smart if he said he was shorting the company.

The only short he's involved with is right in his pants.

 

[Slobs]

I think you need to get a new hobby, Dan. You've shown yourself many times over to have much, much more in common with Patrick than you'd like to think. Maybe log off of both sites and find something else to entertain you in life, I'm genuinely sad and embarrassed for you at times.

My suggestion is posing as a door to door salesman and hawking fake plastic dog turds. See if you can outsell Patrick's books by doing your real calling in life, Dan. And if that doesn't work out? Well the Guntsphere always has room for another failed entertainer turned a-log; you'd give the kino casino a run for their money.

 

[Firstname Lastname]

"Started shorting it"
We know fatrick is broke so im pretty sure he bet 5 dollars on the stock falling to brag about it on twitter afterwards without revealing the amount of money he would have gotten.

The general consensus is the short position is probably a falsehood and if it isn't he just bought some TSLQ.

 

[Slobs]

Calling someone a pedophile child sadist is not a comedy bit.

I'm serious, you people need to get the fuck off my site.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Before Null goes on a banning rampage or locks the thread for good, may I suggest a compromise?

Move the SFWA sperging to a new thread, and keep this one solely dedicated to the pig man. Or, if the pedo shit is so intolerable, just get the evidence, report it to the police, and move on.

I want to laugh at Patrick as much as the next guy. But insulting Null, taunting the SFWA, and generally ignoring that our site has different rules than ONAforums does nothing but engender bad feelings.

Don't let the pig win, brothermen.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

The general consensus is the short position is probably a falsehood and if it isn't he just bought some TSLQ.

There’s no way he even has a trading account. He’s never bought stonks in his life, because he is too stupid and poor. Fat too.

 

[Mr Moonface]

How many Tomlinsons does it take to change a light-bulb?



Answer: 2

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

BREAKING: Pat did a basic chore around the house and, as usual, needs the Internet to find out about how industrious and useful he is as a man. Totally not to compensate for being unemployed and a deadbeat father.

Yes, he had to call his daddy to help him with a light fixture.

He needs to scratch that itch until spring when he can start gardenposting again.

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

Has anyone identified that porque squealer is quite rotund? Positively porcine

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I curse you, mirror!
Kaahh maaay haaa maay ahhh maay HAA!
(I hate being fat)

-Patrick Tomlinson

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Wyświetl załącznik 4482328

I don’t get it

 

[Billy Buudd]

Why no selfie of the bloated pig man squeezing into frame with an obviously uncomfortable subject? (In this case his dad). Have we ever actually seen his family other than Niki?